little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

And then back to the sink to put the sugar & milk in?

 

It's a 30ft round trip, Rico & I'm a lazy man.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The fact that I get made out to be a miserable cunt in work that hates everything (well I do hate everything, and everyone), because I have a modicum of expectation when in comes to films. Oh girl on the Train was brilliant, was it yeah ?? I thought it was awful, oh you always say that !!, yeah and I'm always right, fucking simpletons.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Actually I just hate people who don't even try and engage their brain before forming an opinion on something, I wish they'd all just fuck off and die, save me the effort of having to type this.

[SammyAftershave]

The filthy dirty shower of inexcusable meffs that put their filthy cigarettes out in anything other than an ashtray. Dirty cunts!  Should have their minges kicked in by the Dalai Llama.

[General Dryness]

Teabags. I use them for late night convenience or to try out a new flavour but they are essentially little bags of stale tea that don't do justice to the drink

 

We need to fight for the re-introduction of using fresh new leaves. I have the following;

 

Big pot for making tea at home

 

I learnt how to follow a Chinese tea ceremony at home for using green tea

 

At work, this beauty allows me to make proper green tea with no fuss

 

And for normal tea, this does the job nicely at work

 

Proper tea for proper people - who's with me?

Makes you come across as a bit of a hipster.

 

And a quim.

[s(k)aturation]

I HATE teabags too.

 

Except, "Barry's" Irish tea bags.

 

Excellent freshness and strength.

[General Dryness]

I HATE teabags too.

 

Except, "Barry's" Irish tea bags.

 

Excellent freshness and strength.

Who asked you? Smug antipodean nazi.

[VladimirIlyich]

We've got a bowl thing at my work for putting the tea bags in, which everybody does, fine. However the vast majority of people also put their teaspoons in the bowl too, so the cleaner has to pull them out one by one, put them in the dishwasher & only then can she empty the bowl into the bin.

 

I fucking hate people, I would be embarrassed to be that lazy.

You're teabagging your boss arent you?

[s(k)aturation]

Who asked you? Smug antipodean nazi.

Yes, Herr General.

[setreal]

Tea hipsters > Coffee hipsters

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Tea is a womans drink, that's a statistical fact, if you're a grown man and you're sitting there drinking tea, you're basically transgender, and that is an actual statistical fact.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Tea is a womans drink, that's a statistical fact, if you're a grown man and you're sitting there drinking tea, you're basically transgender, and that is an actual statistical fact.

 

I'm not having that!!

 

There's fuck all wrong with drinking tea or the colour of my dress. 

[Mook]

There's a boy in my office who drinks out of a massive 'I love Spreadsheets' mug every day, the other day we were talking & he mentioned that he didn't drink tea or coffee so I asked what he was drinking out of his big mug every day... Water apparently.

 

Fucking deviant.

 

He's Irish though so I've let him off with a warning.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm not having that!!

 

There's fuck all wrong with drinking tea or the colour of my dress. 

 

 

As it goes, I enjoy the occasional cup of tea, I drink coffee mostly, but I only started drinking that regularly in the last 5 or 6 years, I think it's a lot easier to get a nice cup of coffee than a nice cup of tea, Yorkshire Tea is nice.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

There's a boy in my office who drinks out of a massive 'I love Spreadsheets' mug every day, the other day we were talking & he mentioned that he didn't drink tea or coffee so I asked what he was drinking out of his big mug every day... Water apparently.

 

Fucking deviant.

 

He's Irish though so I've let him off with a warning.

 

 

Drinking water out of a mug, he needs psychologically profiling, the fucking wrongun.

[Trumo]

Tea is a womans drink, that's a statistical fact, if you're a grown man and you're sitting there drinking tea, you're basically transgender, and that is an actual statistical fact.

 

Fuck off!

 

*pours chai from cup to saucer, slurping it Indian style*

[setreal]

I mentioned this before but I used to know tea hipsters back in the day who would only use Evian water for their tea.

[Bjornebye]

I mentioned this before but I used to know tea hipsters back in the day who would only use Evian water for their tea.

 

 

If I saw someone doing that i'd hand myself in. Makes me want to shuffle off this mortal coil. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

I mentioned this before but I used to know tea hipsters back in the day who would only use Evian water for their tea.

I take it you 'used' to know them because you've since bludgeoned the cunts to death with a bag full of frozen dog shit ?  

[PestiRed]

General is having a nightmare on this thread. The scruffy teabag-using ignoramus. I bet his tastebuds died from vegemite abuse years ago

[Bobby Hundreds]

I like a nice brew with almost any every day brand teabag. Every fucker is a connoisseur these days. Eat and drink whatever you like.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You have no taste buds Bobby, it's not about being a connoisseur, a lot of tea bags make a shite cup of tea, there's a clear difference in taste.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Yorkshire decaff for Do'ins.

[lifetime fan]

Sainsbury's red label tea bags.

[Tony Moanero]

Yorkshire Tea and Twinings are boss.