little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Trumo]

It's swaps. Nothing else. Unless you finger goats for a living and idolize Boy George.

 

That might be sheep. #Do ewe really want to hurt me?...#

[Trumo]

Dapland is an odd place.

 

They don't have a Footlocker.

[Hades]

When you're trying to read something online and it's got formatting glitches so you see shit like '&nbsp' before, after and between words.

 

Jose Jones' Matrix capsule needs servicing.

[Grinch]

Breaking your fingernail much lower than it should go so every thing you touch whacks the nerves.  

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

When you're trying to read something online and it's got formatting glitches so you see shit like '&nbsp' before, after and between words.

I suspect Jonesy posts from some steampunked brother electric typewriter from the 80s.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

I can remember when the milkman started delivering orange juice too.

 

We'd run downstairs to get to it first.

 

Happy days.

Used to nab a bottle from a doorstep in Woolton every Saturday morning, walking home spannered after a night on the magic beans, used to sort us right out.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

I used to put in on the end of an axe handle & then ram it as hard as I could up my arse.

 

My Mum looked after the milk when I was a kid ya daft cunt.

Gold label then, must have been posh.

[johnsusername]

People not using indicators when turning or approaching a roundabout.

 

Lads driving cars with their seats lowered as low as possible, leaning back with an exaggerated grip on the top of the steering wheel. Wearing a cap adds extra wankery.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

People who put used tea bags in or around the sink, why ?? why do people do that ?? it doesn't make sense on any level ??? dickheads.

[plazzy]

Matt Baker off the One Show

[ZonkoVille77]

People who put used tea bags in or around the sink, why ?? why do people do that ?? it doesn't make sense on any level ??? dickheads.

This gets on my tits. Is there some secret link between teabags and sinks? Is it because the teabag might run a bit and the sink is the hero?

Fuckin lazy cunts, stick it in the bin. Or up yer hoop.

[Mook]

We've got a bowl thing at my work for putting the tea bags in, which everybody does, fine. However the vast majority of people also put their teaspoons in the bowl too, so the cleaner has to pull them out one by one, put them in the dishwasher & only then can she empty the bowl into the bin.

 

I fucking hate people, I would be embarrassed to be that lazy.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

My shower. It's seems to only have two settings, freezing cold or boiling hot; trying to find anything in between means spending five minutes tinkering like a safe cracker whilst trying to avoid the water.

[Elite]

We've got a bowl thing at my work for putting the tea bags in, which everybody does, fine. However the vast majority of people also put their teaspoons in the bowl too, so the cleaner has to pull them out one by one, put them in the dishwasher & only then can she empty the bowl into the bin.

 

I fucking hate people, I would be embarrassed to be that lazy.

Used tea bags should go directly in the bin. Those used teabag tubs are fucking disgusting.

[Mook]

Used tea bags should go directly in the bin. Those used teabag tubs are fucking disgusting.

 

The sink at my work is miles away from the bin so if everyone was walking across the kitchen with teabags, the place would be swimming with tea.

 

The tub is the better option in this instance.

[Elite]

The sink at my work is miles away from the bin so if everyone was walking across the kitchen with teabags, the place would be swimming with tea.

 

The tub is the better option in this instance.

Fair enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scruffs.

[Paulie Dangerously]

We've got a bowl thing at my work for putting the tea bags in, which everybody does, fine. However the vast majority of people also put their teaspoons in the bowl too, so the cleaner has to pull them out one by one, put them in the dishwasher & only then can she empty the bowl into the bin.

 

I fucking hate people, I would be embarrassed to be that lazy.

 

Hate shit like that.  We've got a small kichenette on our floor and people leave teabags in the sink not the bin, don't wash their teaspoons and on the odd occasion they've decided to use the bin have put stuff in there whilst the cleaner is inbetween changing the plastic liner.

 

If you wouldn't do it in your own house don't do it anywhere else 

[Champ]

Hate shit like that.  We've got a small kichenette on our floor and people leave teabags in the sink not the bin, don't wash their teaspoons and on the odd occasion they've decided to use the bin have put stuff in there whilst the cleaner is inbetween changing the plastic liner.

 

If you wouldn't do it in your own house don't do it anywhere else

 

And vice versa. If you spill something, fucking clear it up after you

[PestiRed]

Teabags. I use them for late night convenience or to try out a new flavour but they are essentially little bags of stale tea that don't do justice to the drink

 

We need to fight for the re-introduction of using fresh new leaves. I have the following;

 

Big pot for making tea at home

 

I learnt how to follow a Chinese tea ceremony at home for using green tea

 

At work, this beauty allows me to make proper green tea with no fuss

 

And for normal tea, this does the job nicely at work

 

Proper tea for proper people - who's with me?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Used tea bags should go directly in the bin. Those used teabag tubs are fucking disgusting.

 

My mum still reckons used tea bags going into the bin is a fire risk. Mad old broad.

[Rico1304]

The sink at my work is miles away from the bin so if everyone was walking across the kitchen with teabags, the place would be swimming with tea.

 

The tub is the better option in this instance.

Take the cup to the bin.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

In the last place I worked I witnessed the ultimate lazy, unhygienic thick bastard. On noticing there were no teaspoons left in the draw and the fat cunt obviously couldn't be arsed bending down to open the dishwasher, he produced this piece of paper from his pocket (yes, it had writing on it amongst the dirt) then shaped it into a shovel before attempting to take the teabag out of his cup. He then walked off with said cup of tea, with the tea bag still in the cup after being joined by soggy fucking paper. 

[Bob]

Drink coffee or get someone else to make the brews. Easy.

[Mook]

Take the cup to the bin.

 

And then back to the sink to put the sugar & milk in?

 

It's a 30ft round trip, Rico & I'm a busy man.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Drink coffee or get someone else to make the brews. Easy.

 

But then where do you put your coffeebag?