little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

I always leave the seat up, that's another little thing that annoys me, is it so difficult for women to put a toilet seat down?

 

Yes, Stig, 14 months. Those soldiers who went to 'Nam haven't fucking lived.

Poor bastard.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Seeing it suggested that the Leeeeroy Jenkins clip from years ago was a set-up.

 

I'll never be able to enjoy it the same way again.

 

I saw suggestions around the time it was out, but chose not to believe them. My stance remains the same. *fingers in ears* "La la la la la la la"

[Stu Monty]

I saw suggestions around the time it was out, but chose not to believe them. My stance remains the same. *fingers in ears* "La la la la la la la"

 

"Least I got chicken".

[Evelyn Tentions]

People who slow down drastically below the speed limit when they see a cop car. Shitting their pants even though the worst thing they ever did in their lives was return a library book a day late in 1972.

 

Do they think they're going to get Rodney Kinged or something? Its not the mean fucking streets of LA you cuntbubbles.

That's me unfortunately. Every time I see the red and blues in my mirrors, I immediately forget everything I've learnt about driving. Mind you I did spend a long time driving around in my own personal cloud of illicit substance smoke.

[Furmedge]

"Glasto has ruined me, I'm still on the comedown almost a week later!"

 

NORRRRRRAAAARRRRRRSSSSSEEEEDDDDD!!!!!

[Original202]

When it's been raining and you step on a flagstone which turns out to be wonky and a load of dirty water from underneath splashes all over your shoes and around your trousers. Fucking stealth puddle bastards.

[Chris]

Americans saying "nitch" instead of niche (neesh). Fucking ignorant pricks.

[Anny Road]

Cutting the grass.

[Dr Nowt]

People.

[Total Longo]

Matched with a smoking hot girl on tinder

 

Had a creep on her facebook

 

Saw a sea of attention seeking "soooo angry rite nw, yhu kno hu yu r" shite on her fb (followed by the "yhu OK hun?!?!?!? xoxoxoxo")

 

Unmatched from smoking hot girl on tinder

 

*forever alone*

 

So, were you the reason why she was "soooo angry rite nw"?

[Guest davelfc]

Inconsiderate people, that's what mainly annoys the shit out of me. 

[Guest Super Sub]

When on earlies having to get up at 3am Monday morning to start work at 5 am the every other day having to get up at 4am to start at 6 which is alright cause you finish work nice and early but you are too fucked to do anything.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Pointless portmanteau buzzwords.

 

Specifically, I'm thinking of "Grexit".  Nobody knows what it means, unless it's used in the context of a discussion of Greece's potential exit from the Euro; in which case "Greece's exit" would be perfectly well understood.

And "staycation" obviously.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Having a shower and then needing one an hour later cos it's so humid. By the time I get to work I'm sweating like a fat chick at a disco. Annoying as fook

Or, to quote one of my mates on Facebook

"sweating like a Wiganer in a spelling test".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Surprised to hear you have a heatwave. Just checked the temperature and its forecast mid-20's for most of the UK, bit higher in the south.

 

Bunch of hysterical fannies. It's 27 here and people are wondering when summer's going to arrive

It's easy for you to be so glib, in your safe European home.

 

Over here, we're being blasted by a 100 degree Farenheit (none of your poncy continental Celsius rubbish, mind) killer heatwave!

 

That's even hotter than those other killer heatwaves we keep having.

http://www.thepaperboy.com/uk/daily-express/front-pages-today.cfm?frontpage=30143

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It might just be me but I wouldn't go to a library to pick up women. For a start they don't really let you drink booze in there, or its at least frowned upon. I also like to see how they move on the dance floor before committing to wasting time on them.

Maybe you should.

 

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[Jairzinho]

Maybe you should.

 

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*Blushes* Well, this is embarrassing. Was a bit weird with Rick James watching us throughout, mind.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People.

[Hades]

People at work who act like not saying good morning to them is the ultimate act of rudeness, whilst happily spending an entire day bitching about their colleagues instead of doing actual work.

[Dr Nowt]

It's easy for you to be so glib, in your safe European home.

 

Over here, we're being blasted by a 100 degree Farenheit (none of your poncy continental Celsius rubbish, mind) killer heatwave!

 

That's even hotter than those other killer heatwaves we keep having.

http://www.thepaperboy.com/uk/daily-express/front-pages-today.cfm?frontpage=30143

 

 

Good to see Diana keeping up her 20 year run of appearances. 

 

Some things transcend even a couple of days of warmer weather; I'm grateful the Express understand that.

[General Dryness]

Good to see Diana keeping up her 20 year run of appearances. 

 

Some things transcend even a couple of days of warmer weather; I'm grateful the Express understand that.

 

Fucking migrant bastards though. How dare they sleep outdoors next to some random poles stuck in the ground.

[Dr Nowt]

Fucking migrant bastards though. How dare they sleep outdoors next to some random poles stuck in the ground.

 

The Mail were dynamite on this recently as well, re the tragedy of British holidaymakers having to look at starving, dying people and it spoiling their buzz. 

 

Out-Mashing the Mash.

 

Like spending fifteen minutes in a mental asylum indeed.

[Jairzinho]

Is that Express real?

 

Fucking ace that. 

[Dr Nowt]

Just waiting for the day they have a mock-up of Diana washing tears from Maddie's eyes in heaven as the front page.

 

Obviously under a headline comprising house prices, swans and unpeople.

[General Dryness]

Just waiting for the day they have a mock-up of Diana washing tears from Maddie's eyes in heaven as the front page.

 

Obviously under a headline comprising house prices, swans and unpeople.

 

It puts me in mind of those fake adverts for commemorative plates and dolls and stuff that Viz used to have on the back. Art imitating life imitating art. Or something.