little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Lee909]

This shit (below) pissesme tight off.

I don't hive a shot what Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop has to say about the news, or some twat that met him at a show.

Stop getting the public to take picturrs of disasters on there phones and plastering them all over the BBC and Sky news you fucking bellends

 

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[Furmedge]

Journalism stopped being an art a looooong time ago, and social media has made it amateurish.

[Hooch]

Lads who play poker and go on about it like they're the fucking Rat Pack.

 

You sit around someones back kitchen, probably drinking warm cans of Carling and playing Rummy.

Pipe down.

[Harry Squatter]

Lads who play poker and go on about it like they're the fucking Rat Pack.

 

You sit around someones back kitchen, probably drinking warm cans of Carling and playing Rummy.

Pipe down.

My brother used to play against a few lads every few weeks, I think the most anyone ever won was 17 quid yet they made out it was the scene in Lock Stock where Nick Moran loses all his cash to the boxing promoter.

[bouncebrigade]

Someone let fanchester know Tony Manero has stolen his login details.

Quim.

[Preston Red]

Lads who play poker and go on about it like they're the fucking Rat Pack.

 

You sit around someones back kitchen, probably drinking warm cans of Carling and playing Rummy.

Pipe down.

This is a common scene in Southport Casino. Cunts playing a £20 buy in tournament like cunts and talking to you like they're playing in the World Series.

 

Fuck off anorak and get a life!!!!

[General Dryness]

My brother used to play against a few lads every few weeks, I think the most anyone ever won was 17 quid yet they made out it was the scene in Lock Stock where Nick Moran loses all his cash to the boxing promoter.

"I will"

"You will what?"

"I will loan you a tenner"

[RedKnight]

Genuinely baffled by people who give a shit about famous people having kids. I don't give a shit when people in work having children, let alone the royal family.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Genuinely baffled by people who give a shit about famous people having kids. I don't give a shit when people in work having children, let alone the royal family.

 

https-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOOTKA0aGI0

Yet it will cost the taxpayer more to look after this little parasite than a million single mothers with multiple offspring.

[Dr Nowt]

Genuinely baffled by people who give a shit about famous people having kids. I don't give a shit when people in work having children, let alone the royal family.

 

This.

 

I'm not excited, I'm not intrigued, I'm not outraged over the cost, I just couldn't give a single fuck and would sooner not know.

[Bob]

Going to a playgym with my little girl only to find out give minutes in that some little scrote (old enough to know better) has shit themselves and left a trail of it on the matts and in the ball pool.

 

I was half way through the fucking maze that's just too big for my girl and just too small for me to cope with.

 

Dirty bastard.

 

Told the guy who worked there, he just sighed.

 

Told the lads grandma, she have me a dirty look and said "yeah I think he has"

 

And told the only other woman who's kids were running about in there and she pulled her kids out but didn't say anything to me.

[bouncebrigade]

Trying to close the padlock on my garden shed.

[Bjornebye]

Agreed about the fucking royal baby crap. My missus was fucking cooing about it , I said quite frankly i'm more arsed about the shit the pigeon has just left on her windscreen.

 

Them sad sad bastards who camped outside the hospital need a fucking word. Most of them were northern as well. Someone should have ran past them in the dark and launched a cold bucket of shit over them.

[Rico1304]

People who don't clear up after themselves at motorway services. Put your rubbish in the bin you lazy cunt.

[magicrat]

People who don't clear up after themselves at motorway services. Put your rubbish in the bin you lazy cunt.

It's not just service stations , its fucking everywhere. Cunts that cant put towels in baskets at a gym, wankers that think throwing fast food wrappers on the deck keeps people in a job, filthy fucking twats that don't flush the bog or can't be arsed getting rid of the shit smears . The list is endless.

[Harry Squatter]

Birds who sell bottles of facecream and eye cream on Facebook calling themselves "businesswomen". Or calling it a business.

[Champ]

It's not just service stations , its fucking everywhere. Cunts that cant put towels in baskets at a gym, wankers that think throwing fast food wrappers on the deck keeps people in a job, filthy fucking twats that don't flush the bog or can't be arsed getting rid of the shit smears . The list is endless.

...emptying your ashtray at the side of the road

[El Rojo]

Going to a playgym with my little girl only to find out give minutes in that some little scrote (old enough to know better) has shit themselves and left a trail of it on the matts and in the ball pool.

 

I was half way through the fucking maze that's just too big for my girl and just too small for me to cope with.

 

Dirty bastard.

 

Told the guy who worked there, he just sighed.

 

Told the lads grandma, she have me a dirty look and said "yeah I think he has"

 

And told the only other woman who's kids were running about in there and she pulled her kids out but didn't say anything to me.

 

Sorry brah, I was hammering the sauce Thursday through Sunday and dinner last night was a vindaloo.

 

And my nan's a snitch.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Birds who sell bottles of facecream and eye cream on Facebook calling themselves "businesswomen". Or calling it a business.

Same when jordan is lauded as an amazing business woman, no she fucking isn't she got her tits out a lot and slept with loads of footballers and z list celebs and sold story's, she then put her name to everysingle bit of tat she was offered on the back of that cheap fame. Business people have used her for cheap publicity, she just turns up and gets paid. there's no business acumen involved with these shit list celebs, Christ jade goody was worth millions.

[Trumo]

The 30-second excerpts of songs you get on sites like Amazon. All too often, it consists of a quiet part when it should really contain a part of the chorus line or at the very least a key part of the track. 

[Harry Squatter]

Same when jordan is lauded as an amazing business woman, no she fucking isn't she got her tits out a lot and slept with loads of footballers and z list celebs and sold story's, she then put her name to everysingle bit of tat she was offered on the back of that cheap fame. Business people have used her for cheap publicity, she just turns up and gets paid. there's no business acumen involved with these shit list celebs, Christ jade goody was worth millions.

Yep, sickens me the way those oxygen theives have so much cash for having no talent.

 

Girl in work runs a boot camp despite not being a registered personal trainer and calls it her business. She must make about an extra £20 a week off it.

[Rico1304]

It's not just service stations , its fucking everywhere. Cunts that cant put towels in baskets at a gym, wankers that think throwing fast food wrappers on the deck keeps people in a job, filthy fucking twats that don't flush the bog or can't be arsed getting rid of the shit smears . The list is endless.

Correct - I was in town for the Great Manchester Run yesterday and the litter was incredible. It's going to be a capital offence when I take over the world.

[Rico1304]

...emptying your ashtray at the side of the road

Every time my son borrows the car it comes back like a stinking ashtray .

[Champ]

Every time my son borrows the car it comes back like a stinking ashtray .

He wouldnt get it again if he did that to mine

[Oh Buoy]

When the step-sister's fella basically lives here and gets up at around 3am every fucking morning. 

 

Cunt.