little things that annoy the shit out of you

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

She's 70 mate.

Stig's into GGILFs.

[Mook]

Part route buses.

 

Specifically part route buses you get on with your kids so don't notice they are part route & end up stick in the middle of nowhere for 20mins with two tired children.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

22 minutes ago, Mook said:

Part route buses.

 

Specifically part route buses you get on with your kids so don't notice they are part route & end up stick in the middle of nowhere for 20mins with two tired children.

 

*buswanker.gif*

[Elite]

When you have a look online for a resteraunt's menu and you have to download the fucker.

[Rico1304]

26 minutes ago, Elite said:

When you have a look online for a resteraunt's menu and you have to download the fucker.

We went on holiday recently and decided we wouldn’t take our phones out of the safe for more than 10 mins every day.  Last 15 as every restaurant had done away with menus and used QR codes.  

[TD_LFC]

48 minutes ago, Elite said:

When you have a look online for a resteraunt's menu and you have to download the fucker.

And if they are online they don't have prices.

[Mudface]

56 minutes ago, Elite said:

When you have a look online for a resteraunt's menu and you have to download the fucker.

 

7 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

And if they are online they don't have prices.

You don't get this shit on Just Eat.

[TD_LFC]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

You don't get this shit on Just Eat.

Worst thing I ever did on Just Eat was find where my order history was, never mind my browser history someone needs to delete my Just Eat history when I die.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, TD_LFC said:

Worst thing I ever did on Just Eat was find where my order history was, never mind my browser history someone needs to delete my Just Eat history when I die.

The autopsy will need the details as contributory factors though.

[Dave D]

On 03/07/2022 at 13:23, YorkshireRed said:

When you grab a packet of smoky bacon crisps from the top of the fridge and make your way to the sofa to enjoy their consumption.

 

Without realising it, all your senses have prepared for the smoky bacon crisp experience. You’re ready to go.

 

You open the packet, feel for a nicely sized crisp, raise to your salivating chops, and bite down.

 

Only then do you realise they’re Prawn Cocktail, not Smoky Bacon.

 

I’m well fucked off. 

Crisps in the Fridge?

 

Demented behaviour!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TD_LFC]

6 minutes ago, Mudface said:

The autopsy will need the details as contributory factors though.

"He's more MSG than man"

 

[Stouffer]

4 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Crisps in the Fridge?

 

Demented behaviour!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fridge crisps are the best crisps.

[Dave D]

2 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Fridge crisps are the best crisps.

Deviant

 

 

[A Red]

Crisps in a fridge has annoyed the shit out of me

[Mudface]

12 minutes ago, A Red said:

Crisps in a fridge has annoyed the shit out of me

I thought it was on top of a fridge, but now I'm too scared to check in case it is actually "Crisps- in a Fridge!"

 

It's the same sort of feeling you used to get when you'd be tricked into clicking on GoatSe or the Pain Series. Or Prolapse Party.

[Bjornebye]

Tomato/Brown sauce in the fridge is far worse though. That's serial killer shit. 

[Mudface]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Tomato/Brown sauce in the fridge is far worse though. That's serial killer shit. 

If only there was some way of warming some of it up before you eat it and not letting the rest of the bottle go rancid.

[Stouffer]

A bice big bag of salt and vinegar McCoys straight from the fridgidaire is bliss.

[Tony Moanero]

Cold sauce is boss, you bastards.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cold sauce is boss, you bastards.

Cold sauce, not full of teeming bacteria because some dickhead put it in a warm cupboard instead of the fridge is even better.

[manwiththestick]

I've never heard such disturbing behaviour as putting crisps in the fridge. I read the original post thinking nah, he obviously had a cupboard or box on top of the fridge.

 

I can't believe it.

[Stouffer]

Just now, manwiththestick said:

I've never heard such disturbing behaviour as putting crisps in the fridge. I read the otiginal post thinking nah, he obviously had a cupboard or box on top of the fridge.

 

I can't believe it.

Try it, chilled Monster Much are a taste sensation. 

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Mudface said:

If only there was some way of warming some of it up before you eat it and not letting the rest of the bottle go rancid.

 

15 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cold sauce is boss, you bastards.

 

13 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Cold sauce, not full of teeming bacteria because some dickhead put it in a warm cupboard instead of the fridge is even better.

 

 

[Reckoner]

Why do people put eggs in the fridge? Some fridges even have little egg shaped compartments for them. Mega Paedo indicater. 

[Kevin D]

47 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Fridge crisps are the best crisps.

Sickening.