little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mudface]

Is that leakage in the bottom right corner?

 

[Stouffer]

4 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Originally posted in “the little things that annoy you” thread” not apparently the more suitable  “ the little things that annoy the shit out of you”

 

Anyway, another trip away, another collective refusal by the rest of my household to empty the bin in the interim. Every fucking time I come back to this sort of thing. 

What type of kit-kats are they?

 

Asking for a friend.

[John102]

Courtroom sketches. What is the point. They are always dreadful. I mean these are 3 'celebs' and this is what you get. Youd get better on holiday for a fiver.

[Bjornebye]

I think Coleen Rooney is hot. 

 

Vardys bird looks like one of them blocks that used to drop on you in Mario kart when you raced at Bowsers Castle. 

 

 

 

(In real life not from the drawing) 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, John102 said:

Courtroom sketches. What is the point. They are always dreadful. I mean these are 3 'celebs' and this is what you get. Youd get better on holiday for a fiver.

Is that Matthew Kelly?

[sir roger]

Only if he is married to Priti Patel

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Is that Matthew Kelly?

Are you Game for a Laugh?

[manwiththestick]

21 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Are you Game for a Laugh?

You bet.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

10 hours ago, John102 said:

Courtroom sketches. What is the point. They are always dreadful. I mean these are 3 'celebs' and this is what you get. Youd get better on holiday for a fiver.

I think they're pretty good, considering they have to do them from memory.

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, John102 said:

Courtroom sketches. What is the point. They are always dreadful. I mean these are 3 'celebs' and this is what you get. Youd get better on holiday for a fiver.

What's Neil Young testifying about?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I think they're pretty good, considering they have to do them from memory.

Yeah but even I know that vardys birds head is fucking massive like an Easter island stone and i don’t think I’ve ever even seen her in the flesh 

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I think they're pretty good, considering they have to do them from memory.

If only there were other pictures of the Rooneys and Vardy to go off

[Babb'sBurstNad]

14 minutes ago, sir roger said:

If only there were other pictures of the Rooneys and Vardy to go off

That's cheating!

[VladimirIlyich]

34 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

That's cheating!

Pretty appropriate for Wayne.

[alles ist gut]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

What's Neil Young testifying about?

The needle and the damage done

[YorkshireRed]

14 hours ago, John102 said:

Courtroom sketches. What is the point. They are always dreadful. I mean these are 3 'celebs' and this is what you get. Youd get better on holiday for a fiver.

This whole load of bollocks is pissing me off. It’s basically a playground fallout between vacuous cunts.
 

We live in a world that celebrates the fuckers, encourages the dimwits, and profits from the clowns. 

[Chairman Meow]

15 hours ago, John102 said:

Courtroom sketches. What is the point. They are always dreadful. I mean these are 3 'celebs' and this is what you get. Youd get better on holiday for a fiver.

 

I agree wholeheartedly. 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Nationwide card readers. What an absolute total and utter bastard of an invention.

 

In the pantheon of cuntishness, these motherfuckers are the nirvana of thundercunt shitbollocks.

[Harry's Lad]

17 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Nationwide card readers. What an absolute total and utter bastard of an invention.

 

In the pantheon of cuntishness, these motherfuckers are the nirvana of thundercunt shitbollocks.

I've had a NatWest one since they shut our branch down.

I've never used it and I'm not likely to either.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

This whole load of bollocks is pissing me off. It’s basically a playground fallout between vacuous cunts.
 

We live in a world that celebrates the fuckers, encourages the dimwits, and profits from the clowns. 

I think it's funny. That Rebekah Vardy is one horrible cunt. Some of the stuff she's been up to is proper snakey behaviour. 

[redinblack]

1 hour ago, Harry's Lad said:

I've had a NatWest one since they shut our branch down.

I've never used it and I'm not likely to either.

I have to use the Nationwide card reader if I want to pay anyone I havent paid before, I havent had a cheque book in about 20 years I would say, and some people havent heard of Google Pay or Pay Pal.

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I think it's funny. That Rebekah Vardy is one horrible cunt. Some of the stuff she's been up to is proper snakey behaviour. 

Thats the giveaway. Maybe she speaks in phonics 

[John102]

I think this may have been posted already but the post above has reminded me.

 

This trend of sounding out your name in emails, in an attempt to be more inclusive. It may come from a good place but we all know how to say Emma. Writing it out like Em-mah underneath makes you look a div.

[sir roger]

Bit surprised by the card reader mention. I remember when it was a nightmare trying to pay anybody with cheques or drawing cash. Now I can pay somebody directly within 5 minutes.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

My new trainers have developed a squeak in the right shoe. Really annoys me, particularly when walking into a shop that's dead silent. End up doing a Douglas Bader impression to try stopping it.