little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Oh Buoy]

Cooking tacos and forgetting to buy the sour cream. 

[Le Duan]

Sneezing at the most inappropriate moments, whilst driving or having just taken a gob full of food

[Le Duan]

Things that are difficult or messy to eat. Taking a bite of a sarnie and pulling the whole fucking filling out. Ridiculously oversized burgers that have to be deconstructed in order to eat them

[Tony Moanero]

5 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

Things that are difficult or messy to eat. Taking a bite of a sarnie and pulling the whole fucking filling out. Ridiculously oversized burgers that have to be deconstructed in order to eat them

 

[Harry's Lad]

52 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

Things that are difficult or messy to eat. Taking a bite of a sarnie and pulling the whole fucking filling out. Ridiculously oversized burgers that have to be deconstructed in order to eat them

Sticky ribs are the worst, you end up looking like a toddler.

Pizza where the melted cheese burns your lip and welds itself to your chin.

Kentucky Fried Chicken. Finger licking good my arse. Love chicken, hate grease.

 

[John102]

The Galbani advert. Nobody calls the thing Galbaneeyoo or any other mad pronunciation. It looks exactly how it sounds.

[chrisbonnie]

the fact my kids wake up every bloody saturday and sunday at 6, 

 

school days, oh yeah, you've to drag them out of bed, but Saturdays, nope, wakey bloody wakey......

 

and is it just mine, or everyones elses, how many cups do they use?

 

obviously ive been up since 6 with them, and in the 4 hours until now, i think they've 300 cups each for drinks, even though i keep telling them they can reuse one. 

 

its probably hard to tell, but im really pissed off and tired this morning.......

[Pete]

On 05/05/2022 at 19:50, John102 said:

The Galbani advert. Nobody calls the thing Galbaneeyoo or any other mad pronunciation. It looks exactly how it sounds.

That twat needs a fucking slap.  

[Pete]

Popcorn on cinemas. Is there a more inappropriate, annoying snack than this shit?   You pay £10-15 per ticket and all you can here during quiet (usually important) sections of a film is munch munch! Fuck. Off!

[Stouffer]

17 minutes ago, Pete said:

Popcorn on cinemas. Is there a more inappropriate, annoying snack than this shit?   You pay £10-15 per ticket and all you can here during quiet (usually important) sections of a film is munch munch! Fuck. Off!

I went to the cinema with Mrs. Stouffer this week to see Downtown Abbey (utter drivel but she wanted to see it).

 

I got some Opel Fruits and you don't get yellow ones anymore; instead they have these purple abominations instead.

 

Furious. 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Stouffer said:

I went to the cinema with Mrs. Stouffer this week to see Downtown Abbey (utter drivel but she wanted to see it).

 

I got some Opel Fruits and you don't get yellow ones anymore; instead they have these purple abominations instead.

 

Furious. 

Opal Fruits rep. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Opel Fruits rep. 

I'm out of neg but you deserve one for encouraging him to spell them wrong

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm out of neg but you deserve one for encouraging him to spell them wrong

 

 

 

What you talking about you fucking screwdriver. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

What you talking about you fucking screwdriver. 

Your spelling of Opal Fruits you fucking jock strap 

[VladimirIlyich]

20 hours ago, Stouffer said:

I went to the cinema with Mrs. Stouffer this week to see Downtown Abbey (utter drivel but she wanted to see it).

 

I got some Opel Fruits and you don't get yellow ones anymore; instead they have these purple abominations instead.

 

Furious. 

A perjorative term for a gay person driving a European Vauxhall?

[Captain Willard]

On 05/05/2022 at 18:12, Le Duan said:

Sneezing at the most inappropriate moments, whilst driving or having just taken a gob full of food

The brain turns off the sneeze reflex when your asleep so it can be done. Maybe we’ll evolve as a species to turn it off for driving but presumably a lot of people would need to die in sneeze related accidents to leave a big enough gene pool of non sneezers. Might take a long time. 

[Captain Willard]

20 hours ago, Stouffer said:

I went to the cinema with Mrs. Stouffer this week to see Downtown Abbey (utter drivel but she wanted to see it).

 

I got some Opel Fruits and you don't get yellow ones anymore; instead they have these purple abominations instead.

 

Furious. 

If youre being asked to sit through 2 hours of Downtown Abbey you’ve got bigger things to be cross about. 

[sir roger]

31 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

If youre being asked to sit through 2 hours of Downtown Abbey you’ve got bigger things to be cross about. 

None of the wife’s mates are offering to go outside and be some time , so I may be team Stouffer on Downton this week.

[Trumo]

People who still display their expired tax discs. Noncemobile behaviour that.

[Captain Willard]

10 hours ago, sir roger said:

None of the wife’s mates are offering to go outside and be some time , so I may be team Stouffer on Downton this week.

I’d rather get divorced (again). 

[Mike D]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Wannabe renegades bumping the wrong thread to moan in. 

[Captain Willard]

Originally posted in “the little things that annoy you” thread” not apparently the more suitable  “ the little things that annoy the shit out of you”

 

Anyway, another trip away, another collective refusal by the rest of my household to empty the bin in the interim. Every fucking time I come back to this sort of thing. 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Originally posted in “the little things that annoy you” thread” not apparently the more suitable  “ the little things that annoy the shit out of you”

 

Anyway, another trip away, another collective refusal by the rest of my household to empty the bin in the interim. Every fucking time I come back to this sort of thing. 

A used johnny is just taking the piss out of you now mate 

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

A used johnny is just taking the piss out of you now mate 

And Mrs Willard wasn’t on the trip