little things that annoy the shit out of you

[johnsusername]

15 minutes ago, Lario said:

 

Driving behind someone and we're coming to a junction. They start braking, come to a complete stop, then put on their indicators! Turn those cunting things on first!

This. Happens all the time. If only there was some kind of way to INDICATE to the car behind that they were going to turn. Twats. 

[Captain Willard]

People who signal to pull over, pull over,  slow down but don’t actually stop, just crawl along the kerb looking for a house number etc. Drives me mad. 

[dockers_strike]

Lazy talk or rather 'Estuary English' as they call it. Just had that Cinch advert on with Ryan gob full of white teeth what's his name. 'Mot-ah'? The fuck, cant you say 'motor'? It's not hard and it's only 2 fucking syllabels!

 

It's as bad on that house pricing advert where the girl says 'Yeah, it's only bricks and mort-ah'!

[Elite]

I don't listen the radio much but when I do it seems to be endless competitions, I want music not fucking sob stories and cunts winning money.

[chrisbonnie]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

I don't listen the radio much but when I do it seems to be endless competitions, I want music not fucking sob stories and cunts winning money.

Same shite here in Ireland since covid, in work switched to a digital only channel, with no advertising, no news and just the dj playing music. Much much better

 

Even in the morning I've recently changed channel in the van to a station that plays loads of classical music. Not that I particularly like it, but it's better than hearing some loud mouth dj screaming about solving some secret noise in order to win a few euros 

[sir roger]

30 minutes ago, Elite said:

I don't listen the radio much but when I do it seems to be endless competitions, I want music not fucking sob stories and cunts winning money.

My daughter was advertising a position in her restaurant and phoned a lad who had sent in a cv. He picked the phone up and shouted ' Capital , give me the cash '.

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, sir roger said:

My daughter was advertising a position in her restaurant and phoned a lad who had sent in a cv. He picked the phone up and shouted ' Capital , give me the cash '.

Haha!

[Lario]

38 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

Same shite here in Ireland since covid, in work switched to a digital only channel, with no advertising, no news and just the dj playing music. Much much better

 

Even in the morning I've recently changed channel in the van to a station that plays loads of classical music. Not that I particularly like it, but it's better than hearing some loud mouth dj screaming about solving some secret noise in order to win a few euros 

TodayFm Rock Anthems on TuneIn. Great driving station.

[Remmie]

32 minutes ago, sir roger said:

My daughter was advertising a position in her restaurant and phoned a lad who had sent in a cv. He picked the phone up and shouted ' Capital , give me the cash '.

Should have been given the job right on the spot

[Kevin D]

37 minutes ago, sir roger said:

My daughter was advertising a position in her restaurant and phoned a lad who had sent in a cv. He picked the phone up and shouted ' Capital , give me the cash '.

 

[Rico1304]

People with daft spellings of their name. It’s not even their fault but they can fuck off. 
 

‘It’s Marc with a c’ or ‘Jason with a yn’. Oh do fuck off. 

[easytoslip]

6 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

People with daft spellings of their name. It’s not even their fault but they can fuck off. 
 

‘It’s Marc with a c’ or ‘Jason with a yn’. Oh do fuck off. 

Some years ago we had a labourer working with us and i said, Jason can you get me whatever it was and he said actually its Jazon. 

While im hear any cunt thats loud. 

[John102]

I'm not really sure how it works but when your phone loads an old web page when you have no signal.

 

Every few weeks it happens and I have a mini panic thinking that their is another Covid variant. I'm calmed when I see that we are still two up at home against Southampton.

[johnsusername]

People who drag their feet when they walk. Pick your feet up!! 

[Liverpool lad]

Thick cunts

 

My partner goes to put diesel in the car 

 

Pump is playing up so returns the pump to the holder. The pump is pissing fuel everywhere and she went to work smelling like Kevin Webster 

 

She reports this to the person in the shop who replies with 'oh yeah, somebody else said that earlier'

 

Well done you simple twat. Maybe somebody could mark it out of order

[Remmie]

Your partner? Interesting term for them. 

[Razoray]

On 14/02/2022 at 19:28, Rico1304 said:

People with daft spellings of their name. It’s not even their fault but they can fuck off. 
 

‘It’s Marc with a c’ or ‘Jason with a yn’. Oh do fuck off. 

The Jasyn shit I agree with but Marc is an Irish (and European I think) name. 

[DalyanPete]

On 11/02/2022 at 16:33, sir roger said:

usually wearing hats ,

Well spotted.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Razoray said:

The Jasyn shit I agree with but Marc is an Irish (and European I think) name. 

Marc is the common French spelling,among other nations too.

[Rico1304]

4 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Marc is the common French spelling,among other nations too.

But not fat ginger lads from Wigan. 

[sir roger]

15 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

But not fat ginger lads from Wigan. 

He probably shortened it from Marco , after the guy in Adam and the Ants.

[Kevin D]

People saying "Let's get it right" before making their point.

[easytoslip]

Hearing a bird song that you dont recognise and not being able to see it, happened before but i couldnt stand there for too long as people where walking past, likewise i heard one in the square within the flats where i live, but how long can you stand at the window with binoculars, frustrating. 

[sir roger]

16 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Hearing a bird song that you dont recognise and not being able to see it, happened before but i couldnt stand there for too long as people where walking past, likewise i heard one in the square within the flats where i live, but how long can you stand at the window with binoculars, frustrating. 

Practising your excuse before it gets to court ?

[Harry's Lad]

Made up words like the one a local gym uses in its advertising blurb, 'Be Fit-tastic or when Muller were advertising their yogurt as 'Mullerlicious'.

Irritating.