little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bobby Hundreds]

Yeah that's not a little thing that annoys you that's a whole other thread. I could weep and smash shit thinking about it.

 

Anyway for the second year running I'm putting in OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS FOR THE CHEFS IN MASTERCHEF! what's their fucking issue hold it open, stick a fucking door wedge in.

[John102]

12 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

 

 

Anyway for the second year running I'm putting in OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS FOR THE CHEFS IN MASTERCHEF! what's their fucking issue hold it open, stick a fucking door wedge in.

Haha ive not considered this before.

 

Not really an annoyance but i do find it a bit odd that they have Chefs working in Michelin star kitchens competing against the assistant chef in the local Weatherspoons. 

[Captain Turdseye]

9 hours ago, Karl_b said:

When did these Christmas elves become a thing? I'm going to blame social media for their rise in popularity.

 

We were talking about it yesterday, I really don't like it and don't want them when our daughter gets a little older but my wife (a teacher) says they're now so ubiquitous that you almost have to do it because otherwise she'll be upset to miss out. We'll have to invent another lie as to why they don't come to our house.

It’s bollocks. Never bothered with that and I don’t think any of the kids have even wanted to. 
 

It’s your family. Your happy family. Make some of your own Christmas traditions. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

12 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s bollocks. Never bothered with that and I don’t think any of the kids have even wanted to. 
 

It’s your family. Your happy family. Make some of your own Christmas traditions. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

There's a German Shepard dog that's got 58 million quid and he's just sold a house that used to belong to madonna for 31 million dollars. 

 

Is life a simulation...are we both the most intelligent and dumbest species. Who is writing that dogs Will.

[Karl_b]

The missus is a big knitter and sewer. I turned our box room in to a sewing room for her 5 years ago, packed with storage. Despite this, she has boxes and bags of stuff everywhere and you can't open a cupboard in the lounge with some wool falling out. Coupled with her knack for just shoving stuff in the nearest place to get it out if sight, there's no wonder we constantly run out of storage. Tidy shit away to the place it lives!

[YorkshireRed]

9 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

some wool falling out. 

Fucking wools get everywhere. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Karl_b said:

The missus is a big knitter and sewer. I turned our box room in to a sewing room for her 5 years ago, packed with storage. Despite this, she has boxes and bags of stuff everywhere and you can't open a cupboard in the lounge with some wool falling out. Coupled with her knack for just shoving stuff in the nearest place to get it out if sight, there's no wonder we constantly run out of storage. Tidy shit away to the place it lives!

Put them on a bus to Southport.

[Bjornebye]

I'm just watching the latest episode of that Monika Lewinsky Impeachment series and her mum has just said "let me draw you a bath"

 

Fuck America, the gun laws make sense now 

[redinblack]

People who get CDs out and play them and dont put them back in the case. This is even worse if they get a vinyl record out and dont put it back in the sleeve, in the right place in the rack.

 

These are capital offences.

[manwiththestick]

26 minutes ago, redinblack said:

People who get CDs out and play them and dont put them back in the case. This is even worse if they get a vinyl record out and dont put it back in the sleeve, in the right place in the rack.

 

These are capital offences.

So old people then?

[redinblack]

Could be.

 

But age is no excuse for such recidivist behaviour.

[Captain Willard]

44 minutes ago, redinblack said:

People who get CDs out and play them and dont put them back in the case. This is even worse if they get a vinyl record out and dont put it back in the sleeve, in the right place in the rack.

 

These are capital offences.

My kids never put anything back in it’s case then complain that’s it’s scratched 

[Harry's Lad]

46 minutes ago, redinblack said:

People who get CDs out and play them and dont put them back in the case. This is even worse if they get a vinyl record out and dont put it back in the sleeve, in the right place in the rack.

 

These are capital offences.

Or put their greasy mitts all over them.

Pisses me off too. 

[Mike D]

When people call underpants or knickers pants. Underpants go under your pants. Hence the name. Pants = trousers.

 

It’s one thing Americans get right in the English language.

 

[Mike D]

When you post a load of photos on a forum and someone quotes it so you see all the photos again and then puts something like “good photos”.

 

People who join groups on Facebook and post saying “Thank you for adding me to the group.”

[John102]

People who write, or post pictures, of those shit random sayings in toilets. Like 'ya ma has to borrow a pair of Lonsdale slipons when she goes the chippy'.

 

[Mook]

When your oldest Son works out how to get into the biscuit cupboard.

 

Wee bastard.

[skend04]

At the gym this morning, and some meathead was working out on one bench whilst hogging another with his bottle of water and phone. This carried on for most of his session. Bigger muscles but at least a foot shorter I was contemplating for the hour whether or not to call him out. So actually as well as the hogging I'm annoyed I didn't call him a cunt.

[Mike D]

People who colourise black and white photographs.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

On 02/12/2021 at 09:50, Karl_b said:

When did these Christmas elves become a thing? I'm going to blame social media for their rise in popularity.

 

We were talking about it yesterday, I really don't like it and don't want them when our daughter gets a little older but my wife (a teacher) says they're now so ubiquitous that you almost have to do it because otherwise she'll be upset to miss out. We'll have to invent another lie as to why they don't come to our house.

My nephew had his elf cut up a pair of his little girl’s pyjamas and left the elf next to them holding a pair of scissors. His little girl is now shit scared of the elf and they’ve had to stop his shenanigans. She’s actually prayed that he wouldn’t appear again so I’m guessing this is one, be it extreme, way of sorting out the problem.

[littletedwest]

Went to KFC earlier.Asked for a coke. " we only have diet is that OK?" 

No it isn't I wouldn't be here if I was on a fucking diet

[Tony Moanero]

6 hours ago, Mook said:

When your oldest Son works out how to get into the biscuit cupboard.

 

Wee bastard.

What biscuits did he find?

[Mike D]

Neighbours who slam car doors loud or make it sound like they’ve got a car with about twenty doors on it.

[Mook]

7 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

What biscuits did he find?