little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I live in a house with between 4 - 6 other people depending on the day/week. I am stuck working at home because my office has shut so these other 4 - 6 people no longer think they need to bother take a house key and can just loudly bang on the door whenever they want to come in. I'm up and down like a fucking fiddler's elbow. 

Leave one of the pensioners severed heads on a stick outside the door. As a warnin’ 

[lifetime fan]

49 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I live in a house with between 4 - 6 other people depending on the day/week. I am stuck working at home because my office has shut so these other 4 - 6 people no longer think they need to bother take a house key and can just loudly bang on the door whenever they want to come in. I'm up and down like a fucking fiddler's elbow. 

Put some headphones on and listen to a podcast as you’re working. Let the fuckers wait outside. 

[lifetime fan]

9 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I've tried ignoring it when I've been on conference calls with important clients and they just bang louder on the door accompanied by shouting my name through the letterbox. Lazy fuckers all of them. 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

 

That little prick must of done that to my gear stick yesterday. I initially felt like the nazi out of indiana Jones but home alone will do, stupid metal gear knob.

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

That little prick must of done that to my gear stick yesterday. I initially felt like the nazi out I indiana Jones but home alone will do, stupid metal gear knob.

Hahaha

 

The boys had their football yesterday afternoon at goals and wanted to take penalties after. 
 

I’m in goal for their 5 and let them both be in goal for mine. 
 

Kick my flip flops off to take my pens and the black rubber that normally gets fucking everywhere was scolding the soles of my feet and sticking to them. 
 

I was in agony and had to let the little shits win as I had to take my pens wearing flip flops. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

How come inbetween the last post and comment box on each thread I have a load of adverts now.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

How come inbetween the last post and comment box on each thread I have a load of adverts now.

Because you haven't downloaded an adblocker.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

How come inbetween the last post and comment box on each thread I have a load of adverts now.

Pretty sure you were a gold member, right? My sub lapsed last week and it was instantly noticeable all over the mobile version of the site.

[Bobby Hundreds]

7 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Pretty sure you were a gold member, right? My sub lapsed last week and it was instantly noticeable all over the mobile version of the site.

Ah didn't realise it had run out. Cheers.

[Bjornebye]

14 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

How come inbetween the last post and comment box on each thread I have a load of adverts now.

Worst go fund me attempt I’ve ever seen 

[Bobby Hundreds]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Worst go fund me attempt I’ve ever seen 

If you want to see worse send me 10 dollars.

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

If you want to see worse send me 10 dollars.

Got a link to your onlyfans mate?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

When you're in the passenger seat and the driver's parking, you take your seat belt off and they feel the need to say 'just hang on a minute', oh ok I was going to get out whilst the car is moving like I always do, but on this occasion I'll wait.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

When you're in the passenger seat and the driver's parking, you take your seat belt off and they feel the need to say 'just hang on a minute', oh ok I was going to get out whilst the car is moving like I always do, but on this occasion I'll wait.

As long as its not that scottish guy with the gigs and nostrils 

[Elite]

I'm not a fan of that 'heart' hand gesture that a lot of athletes have started doing. Not sure why, just looks insincere and annoying.

[Curly]

On 14/07/2021 at 17:35, chrisbonnie said:

Two little quips of mine I've meaning to put up. 

 

One is every time I seen to open a box of tablets, as nurofen, solpadeine etc.... I always open the end with the stupid little instructions in it, blocking my path to the nectar inside. 

 

 

I’m exactly the same as this mate - I’ve said it to people loads and they always look at me blankly and don’t know what I’m on about. I reckon it’s noticeable for me as I’m either in pain or feeling like shit if I’m reaching for some tablets, so opening the wrong end evokes a strong response 

[Evelyn Tentions]

12 hours ago, Elite said:

I'm not a fan of that 'heart' hand gesture that a lot of athletes have started doing. Not sure why, just looks insincere and annoying.

Fucking American affectation.I fucking hate it.

[suzy]

The lad next door to us has started throwing his basket ball at the wall of their house, if I’m anywhere except in my living room with the tv on I can hear it thud thud thudding. It goes right through me and he’ll do it for about an hour at a time! Argh.

[chrisbonnie]

30 minutes ago, suzy said:

The lad next door to us has started throwing his basket ball at the wall of their house, if I’m anywhere except in my living room with the tv on I can hear it thud thud thudding. It goes right through me and he’ll do it for about an hour at a time! Argh.

Back in the early 90's, probably around the time of space jam coming out I asked my parents for a basketball and net food my birthday. 

 

The day arrived, and as expected, the ball and net where there, my oul boy screwed it onto the back of the house and yours truly started bouncing that ball at the first opportunity. 

 

I'd say I was only doing for ten minutes, when my mam storms out and takes the ball off me and just says, "not a fucking hope you're bouncing that thing again" 

 

My dad was forced to take the net down that night and I never saw the ball again. 

 

I have to admit, I can't blame her one bit. Some cunt kids across the road from me played basketball two doors up from me all last summer. 

 

Boom, boom boom fucking boom. The nice was excruciating..... 

 

Thankfully, the house they where renting was sold and the kids fucked off. Jesus the noise was terrible. 

 

No wonder the Americans go around shooting each other, they're probably driven demented by all those poxy basketballs

[suzy]

8 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

 

 

No wonder the Americans go around shooting each other, they're probably driven demented by all those poxy basketballs

Haha, I think you’re on to something there!

[Curly]

54 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

 

 

I'd say I was only doing for ten minutes, when my mam storms out and takes the ball off me and just says, "not a fucking hope you're bouncing that thing again" 

 

 

Haha - that’s brilliant.

 

“I don’t care if you’ve just bought it and put it up, I’m not listening to him bounce that ball all frigging day. Take. The net. Down. Now”

[YorkshireRed]

Jeez - if my neighbours had been as grumpy as some of you guys when I was a kid, I wouldn’t be the unmentionabler I am today. 

[Stouffer]

4 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

Back in the early 90's, probably around the time of space jam coming out I asked my parents for a basketball and net food my birthday. 

 

The day arrived, and as expected, the ball and net where there, my oul boy screwed it onto the back of the house and yours truly started bouncing that ball at the first opportunity. 

 

I'd say I was only doing for ten minutes, when my mam storms out and takes the ball off me and just says, "not a fucking hope you're bouncing that thing again" 

 

My dad was forced to take the net down that night and I never saw the ball again. 

 

I have to admit, I can't blame her one bit. Some cunt kids across the road from me played basketball two doors up from me all last summer. 

 

Boom, boom boom fucking boom. The nice was excruciating..... 

 

Thankfully, the house they where renting was sold and the kids fucked off. Jesus the noise was terrible. 

 

No wonder the Americans go around shooting each other, they're probably driven demented by all those poxy basketballs

[Carvalho Diablo]

I tell you what really annoys me, it's been pissing me off for years, how Digestive biscuits are always about 2 millimetres too big to get a full one in your mouth.

 

It's especially infuriating when dunking the cunts.

 

Actually angry just thinking about this now.

[Mook]

People prefacing words with 'super'

 

They were super excited 

I was super tired

 

Get right to fuck with that shit.

 

My missus said someone was 'super grumpy' and I pulled her up on it & we fell out. I think she knows I'm right but can't back down on principle.