little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Phew. Been up all night worried x 

 

Then keep worrying, it's agony today.

 

I'm walking like Keyser Söze before the big reveal.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

33 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Then keep worrying, it's agony today.

 

I'm walking like Keyser Söze before the big reveal.

 

 

Hahaha get in 

[Remmie]

Have you soaked your foot in hot water? Should help with removal

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Have you soaked your foot in hot water? Should help with removal

From the kettle? Yeah thats a good one

 

Bruce boil a kettle and pr it down your pants. Should be gone in no time. 

 

I'd advise petrol and a match as well but you are a decent fella so heavy scalding and mild pressure pain should do it 

[Section_31]

The concept of being between sizes. I bought some plain t shirts the other day and they're mostly down to my knees, but the size below was manboob central. 

[Dave D]

31 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The concept of being between sizes. I bought some plain t shirts the other day and they're mostly down to my knees, but the size below was manboob central. 

And it differs wildly between shops.

 

Some "medium" tops make me look pretty trim.

 

Some make me look like I drink far too much San Miguel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which I do

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

The concept of being between sizes. I bought some plain t shirts the other day and they're mostly down to my knees, but the size below was manboob central. 

As a teenager I was always like a 29 or 31 waist etc but they only ever did them in 30,32,34 etc. Mind you,I wish I was even close to that now.

[Davelfc]

10 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Then keep worrying, it's agony today.

 

I'm walking like Keyser Söze before the big reveal.

 

 

Yeah soaking your foot in hot water (bearable not scalding) with some salt in it should help and ensure you don't get it infected. A few times a day preferably, until the pain stops or it falls off.

[Mook]

3 hours ago, Dave D said:

And it differs wildly between shops.

 

Some "medium" tops make me look pretty trim.

 

Some make me look like I drink far too much San Miguel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which I do

The whole concept of small, medium and large is absolutely ridiculous unless they make it universal.

 

Everything should be labelled with the chest size or waist/length for keks.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Dave D said:

And it differs wildly between shops.

 

Some "medium" tops make me look pretty trim.

 

Some make me look like I drink far too much San Miguel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which I do

Women's clothes sizes are the best. Women's body shapes have got a lot of variables; yet the clothes manufacturers act as if they conform to this simplistic system of "you're a 12; she's a 10; yer ma's a 16".

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

People being overly loud in the house if they get up really early. 

[Bjornebye]

23 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

People being overly loud in the house if they get up really early. 

Talking should be banned until 9am. Me and the missus are the complete opposite. Once she's awake she's up and sprightly whereas I'm like I've climbed out of the ground. Come 9pm though she's ready for bed and I'm wide awake. She snores. 

[Mook]

35 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

People being overly loud in the house if they get up really early. 

Five year olds are utter bastards for this type of shit.

[Stouffer]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Talking should be banned until 9am. Me and the missus are the complete opposite. Once she's awake she's up and sprightly whereas I'm like I've climbed out of the ground. Come 9pm though she's ready for bed and I'm wide awake. She snores. 

 

Get some ear plugs, game changer.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

7 minutes ago, Mook said:

Five year olds are utter bastards for this type of shit.

So are fucking 22 and 27 year olds!

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Honeywell-1006186-Howard-Leight-Dispenser/dp/B000XQ4FIY/ref=sxts_sxwds-bia-wc-rsf-lq2a1_0?cv_ct_cx=howard+leight+earplugs+303l&dchild=1&keywords=howard+leight+ear+plugs+303l&pd_rd_i=B000XQ4FIY&pd_rd_r=e14894a7-229e-444e-8f66-6f25016c71b7&pd_rd_w=ddzII&pd_rd_wg=CccAS&pf_rd_p=8f5c1b7d-001c-43ea-9e02-b76205060200&pf_rd_r=4J6RMZP0HK0BPSQFD87T&psc=1&qid=1626170395&sr=1-1-796f725c-896b-43bc-a631-56b8e0aaa9f3

Game changer.

I've tried them mate. I lived in town on Wood St for a short while and the noise was constant so got some but they just got on my nerves. I need a shovel, I've got a hammer. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Talking should be banned until 9am. Me and the missus are the complete opposite. Once she's awake she's up and sprightly whereas I'm like I've climbed out of the ground. Come 9pm though she's ready for bed and I'm wide awake. She snores. 

My missus snores too. We hardly ever sleep in the same bed.

[Stouffer]

When wearing earplugs you need to make sure you put them in properly as many people don't. You need to roll them up tightly, pull the ear upwards (the ear canal is kinked slightly) and insert them so it's not obvious to an onlooker that you have them in.

 

If they're like this then they aren't in properly. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

When wearing earplugs you need to make sure you put them in properly as many people don't. You need to roll them up tightly, pull the ear upwards (the ear canal is kinked slightly) and insert them so it's not obvious to an onlooker that you have them in.

 

If they're like this then they aren't in properly. 

 

 

Yeah last thing I want is someone walking past my bed and waking me up to tell me they aren't in properly. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

9 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

When wearing earplugs you need to make sure you put them in properly as many people don't. You need to roll them up tightly, pull the ear upwards (the ear canal is kinked slightly) and insert them so it's not obvious to an onlooker that you have them in.

 

If they're like this then they aren't in properly. 

 

 

So you don’t just Stouff them in.

[YorkshireRed]

Self styled ‘Disrupters’. Either individuals or organisations badging themselves as such.

See that horrific state of affairs that is LinkedIn for the majority of examples, but these cretins can also be found elsewhere. 
 

I’m not a violent man but I’d like to disrupt their faces with my fists. 

[redinblack]

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Self styled ‘Disrupters’. Either individuals or organisations badging themselves as such.

See that horrific state of affairs that is LinkedIn for the majority of examples, but these cretins can also be found elsewhere. 
 

I’m not a violent man but I’d like to disrupt their faces with my fists. 

LinkedIn is also the home of "Influencers" and "Personal Performance Coaches"

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, redinblack said:

LinkedIn is also the home of "Influencers" and "Personal Performance Coaches"

Cunts the lot of them. 

[dockers_strike]

5 hours ago, Stouffer said:

When wearing earplugs you need to make sure you put them in properly as many people don't. You need to roll them up tightly, pull the ear upwards (the ear canal is kinked slightly) and insert them so it's not obvious to an onlooker that you have them in.

 

If they're like this then they aren't in properly. 

 

 

Are they bluetooth ones? You're not going to be able to listen to your favourite podcast with them surely?

[Bobby Hundreds]

The one small cloud that crosses the path of the sun and lingers there, probably giggling to itself the little bollocks.