little things that annoy the shit out of you

[sir roger]

My bank has closed at 3pm and cancelled Saturday opening for over a year now because of 'covid' . Not seen the evidence that it is easier to catch covid after 3pm.

[John102]

When I click on a website but its still loading, so what I clicked has now moved and I've ended up clicking on the wrong link. I now have to go backwards, wait for the page to load and then click it. Its enough to want to burn the Internet down. 

[RJ Fan club]

 

 

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

My bank has closed at 3pm and cancelled Saturday opening for over a year now because of 'covid' . Not seen the evidence that it is easier to catch covid after 3pm.

Or indeed condensing hours will stem the spread.

 
They should not give the excuse. Just be honest, closing up earlier and opening less frequently will save us money and you’ll have to suck it up or start keeping cash under the mattress 

[dockers_strike]

Just seen an article on the news about a pair of nesting Ospreys in North Wales. Apparently there are only about 5 breeding pairs in North Wales. They'd  laid an egg on a specially built platform near some small lake or stretch of water, it wasnt really clear.

 

The platform had a nearby web cam so interested conservationists and other 'twitchers' could watch the birds.

 

Incredibly, some cunt came along at night and cut the fucking platform down. You can hear the chain saw buzzing.

 

Despite the ducks in ours, Im not a twitcher. but, Im fucking livid some scrote has come along in the dead of night with a chain saw and deliberately cut down this breeding platform. Why the fuck would you do this? Cunt the cunt's arm off with their own chain saw if they catch whoever did this.

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Just seen an article on the news about a pair of nesting Ospreys in North Wales. Apparently there are only about 5 breeding pairs in North Wales. They'd  laid an egg on a specially built platform near some small lake or stretch of water, it wasnt really clear.

 

The platform had a nearby web cam so interested conservationists and other 'twitchers' could watch the birds.

 

Incredibly, some cunt came along at night and cut the fucking platform down. You can hear the chain saw buzzing.

 

Despite the ducks in ours, Im not a twitcher. but, Im fucking livid some scrote has come along in the dead of night with a chain saw and deliberately cut down this breeding platform. Why the fuck would you do this? Cunt the cunt's arm off with their own chain saw if they catch whoever did this.

What the fuck is wrong with people 

[Trumo]

Saw a link about that on Facebook. I think it was our very own Melons who posted it.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Why the fuck would you do something like that unless you are genuinely a lunatic.

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Why the fuck would you do something like that unless you are genuinely a lunatic.

 

I would guess that the scrotes involved in that are currently sharing videos and bragging about it on social media.

[Captain Turdseye]

BRING BACK CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

BRING BACK CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 

Fuck yeah. About time we got some value for our Sky subs.

[TheBitch]

Headlights on cars that turn into indicators and turn off the headlights. It’s a proper shit idea and it looks shit and it annoys the fuck out of me. 

[General Dryness]

On 02/05/2021 at 00:26, Mook said:

Aye, it does seem pointless when they're still taking cash. I've not used cash for over a year tbh apart from £50 my missus gave me the other week.

 

On 02/05/2021 at 00:31, Bjornebye said:

What for.... come on 

Pick up some heroin for the wains.

[Mook]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

 

Pick up some heroin for the wains.

They're called bairns on this side of the country.

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

BRING BACK CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 

I love the way you've printed it all in capital letters too. 

[John102]

Probably been mentioned, possibly by me, but people who brag about never watching an episode of something. 

 

You're not some crazy maverick for never watching an episode of friends. We all have things we like and thinks we don't like, you cunt. 

[johnsusername]

People who ignore traffic lights, which seems to be on the increase. Amber? I'll floor it and accelerate through. Just turning to red? I'll hammer through it like Mad Max.

 

Thing is, you usually end up pulling behind them at the next set of lights. 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, John102 said:

Probably been mentioned, possibly by me, but people who brag about never watching an episode of something. 

 

You're not some crazy maverick for never watching an episode of friends. We all have things we like and thinks we don't like, you cunt. 

They are usually lying as well. 

[leslie]

On 03/05/2021 at 15:32, VladimirIlyich said:

I love the way you've printed it all in capital letters too. 

Better yet bring back the birch, one guy who had it said, after 6 strokes you will never ever return for another dose.

[YorkshireRed]

13 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Mrs Kurtz drove my car today which is tiptronic so can be driven as an automtic or a manual. She bought it back saying it was making a lot of noise but wouldn't go above 30. She was of course driving it around in manual and 1st gear all the way home. She's used about £30 of petrol driving 5 miles.  

She hates you. I’d be on the look out for wife no.12 if I was you. 

[Preston Red]

Colds that won't fuck off. Had this bastard for nearly a week now and it has been here way past it's welcome.

 

Typical that my first days off from shift I get nailed with this after having the gravelly throat through the last two days at work. Cunt of a thing.

[Remmie]

18 hours ago, John102 said:

Probably been mentioned, possibly by me, but people who brag about never watching an episode of something. 

 

You're not some crazy maverick for never watching an episode of friends. We all have things we like and thinks we don't like, you cunt. 

Yeah it's the same about people who brag about not using Facebook, like I am supposed to look at them in some kind of awe that they manage to survive without this in a modern technological world. Or even better - they do a facebook cull, oooh such a badass.

 

I'd tweet about this of course but *takes off sunglasses* I don't use twitter.

 

 

[John102]

There is lots that annoys me recently.

 

The thing that i noticed today is when people in their 40's/50's comment on clubbing videos and moan about kids having their phones out or how its not as good as it was in their day. These might all be valid points, but who cares.

 

Its the kids turn to rave now. Let them do it however they want. We all had our time, let them have theirs. 

[John102]

And another thing too. People who say things like 'I was born in the wrong decade'. You like a bit of doo wop music do you and now you think you want to live in the 1950's. Fuck off will you. Winds me up if this comes from teenagers in particular.

[markcd]

Hayfever can fuck right off. I’d never had it, then last year i’m sneezing like a twat and constantly rubbing my eyes. i’m a middle aged bloke, i’m not supposed to just develop a fucking allergy to tree pollen. 

[Bjornebye]

10 hours ago, markcd said:

Hayfever can fuck right off. I’d never had it, then last year i’m sneezing like a twat and constantly rubbing my eyes. i’m a middle aged bloke, i’m not supposed to just develop a fucking allergy to tree pollen. 

Yeah I started getting it a few years back. It's a bastard. Weird how it just comes on when you've never had it?!