little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Elite]

23 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Made the kids a really tame Katsu curry for dinner last night, to go along with a breaded chicken breast.

 

Made the better half and myself some fancypants fusion cod 'Katsu' which was bland, insipid and a waste of ingredients.

 

The kids basic version was far superior.

 

Kept me awake last night that did, thankfully I turned the tame sauce in to a fiery sauce after the kids had had their fill, so I've got that to look forward to at some point I guess, but fuck recipes that look good & sound good but taste of fucking nothing!

Yeah it's annoying as fuck. Spend a fortune on a random assortment of Ingredients for fuck all.

 

[Preston Red]

Model builders; specifically the miserable fucking mingebags known as "rivet counters".

 

These shitheads quite often whinge about which particular shade of paint used or mixing ratios to get the "authentic" colour. How's about piss off! It's my model and I'll paint it however I like or use the paints that are available to me.

 

Then there's the swastika/hakenkruez debate which is a real pain in the arse in online model building groups.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Made the kids a really tame Katsu curry for dinner last night, to go along with a breaded chicken breast.

 

Made the better half and myself some fancypants fusion cod 'Katsu' which was bland, insipid and a waste of ingredients.

 

The kids basic version was far superior.

 

Kept me awake last night that did, thankfully I turned the tame sauce in to a fiery sauce after the kids had had their fill, so I've got that to look forward to at some point I guess, but fuck recipes that look good & sound good but taste of fucking nothing!

I'd be pissed off if I was the kids as I've never heard of a Katsu.

[Bruce Spanner]

9 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'd be pissed off if I was the kids as I've never heard of a Katsu.

 

Japanese curry sauce made with carrot and coconut. 
 

Think really good chip shop curry.

 

Proper version has a kick to it though.

 

You can pick a kit up in most supermarkets if you fancy a try.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Japanese curry sauce made with carrot and coconut. 
 

Think really good chip shop curry.

 

Proper version has a kick to it though.

 

You can pick a kit up in most supermarkets if you fancy a try.

Pasta in tomato sauce(a flavoured one) was my tea of choice when my kids were younger. Luckily their love of pasta has continued and my Grandaughter loves pasta too. I'd never have risked curry myself but I never tried it back then.

[Bjornebye]

This "<insert shit attempt at humour> nature is healing" bollocks. It was funny(ish) once when someone tweeted "Just seen kegs of beer getting delivered to a pub, nature is healing" a week ago. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

The still picture people use on their YouTube video of themselves. So if they are unhappy there is a picture of them looking a sad as they can or if they're shocked there is an over exagerrated version of them being shocked. Dont know why it annoys me so much. Its like a freeze frame of a really bad actor 

[General Dryness]

Lying in bed and the missus is next to me watching some fucking American reality show on her phone.

 

The sound of these whining entitled maggots is ruining my lie in. They need to be drowned in a shit filled toilet.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Lying in bed and the missus is next to me watching some fucking American reality show on her phone.

 

The sound of these whining entitled maggots is ruining my lie in. They need to be drowned in a shit filled toilet.

Australian female actors in soap operas voices are bad enough. Some great looking girls but those voices are enough to strip paint.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Lying in bed and the missus is next to me watching some fucking American reality show on her phone.

 

The sound of these whining entitled maggots is ruining my lie in. They need to be drowned in a shit filled toilet.

She's using it as background noise while she's on mumsnet telling CloggyPop your maggot is ruining her sex life. 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

She's using it as background noise while she's on mumsnet telling CloggyPop your maggot is ruining her sex life. 

She has a sex life? Why wasn't I informed of this? 

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

She has a sex life? Why wasn't I informed of this? 

Ask that boring junkie tit. 

[General Dryness]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Ask that boring junkie tit. 

Who, EdgyPop?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, General Dryness said:

Who, EdgyPop?

She wishes 

[General Dryness]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She wishes 

Who's the boring junkie tit then.

 

Can't be you as you're not a junkie. Two out of three ain't bad though. 

[Bjornebye]

33 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Who's the boring junkie tit then.

 

Can't be you as you're not a junkie. Two out of three ain't bad though. 

This boring tit is still working at 1:24 although.... this cunt webinar will hopefully be over in 6 minutes. What about you mate, sucking dick? 

[General Dryness]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This boring tit is still working at 1:24 although.... this cunt webinar will hopefully be over in 6 minutes. What about you mate, sucking dick? 

Yeah, not yours though.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Yeah, not yours though.

It's not quite that long. Or desperate. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

It's not quite that long. Or desperate. 

Yeah right then Plug.

[Captain Turdseye]

Had the best part of four months worth of hair grown on my face. It looked incredibly shite but it was an achievement leaving it so long. Just been to the Turkish barbers and the fella didn’t have a good grasp of the language. I told him I wanted to grow it out but it needed tidying up. Instead he’s chopped it all off and left me with a poncey Tyson Fury thing on my chin. Fuming. Four months. Gone. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Had the best part of four months worth of hair grown on my face. It looked incredibly shite but it was an achievement leaving it so long. Just been to the Turkish barbers and the fella didn’t have a good grasp of the language. I told him I wanted to grow it out but it needed tidying up. Instead he’s chopped it all off and left me with a poncey Tyson Fury thing on my chin. Fuming. Four months. Gone. 

Turkish barbers have scalped more people than the Apache Indians.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Had the best part of four months worth of hair grown on my face. It looked incredibly shite but it was an achievement leaving it so long. Just been to the Turkish barbers and the fella didn’t have a good grasp of the language. I told him I wanted to grow it out but it needed tidying up. Instead he’s chopped it all off and left me with a poncey Tyson Fury thing on my chin. Fuming. Four months. Gone. 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Did he like Joe Lewis? Money laundering bastards. 

[Harry Squatter]

There's about 47 Turkish barber shops in Huyton.

 

I went to one in Williamson Square about 4 years ago and the fella was clueless. I could have done a better job myself blindfolded. 

 

 

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Elite said:

Turkish barbers have scalped more people than the Apache Indians.

 

They say "Alright boss" more times than Kate Fleming.

[Bjornebye]

35 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

There's about 47 Turkish barber shops in Huyton.

 

I went to one in Williamson Square about 4 years ago and the fella was clueless. I could have done a better job myself blindfolded. 

 

 

It's like they're trained in one haircut and even then they got trained by David Blunkett