little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Stouffer said:

A mate of mine had this awesome karate kid chopsticks toy. I think most of the karate kid toys were ace.

 

Ha ha. Never seen those before. Remember these, though.

 

[Mook]

24 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Corner it in the smallest room in the house. Stick Dreams of a witches Sabbath - 'symphony fantastique' by Berlioz on then take your clothes off and let the fun commence. 

Elite pictured next week...

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I managed to swat one to death with a mere flick of a tea-towel last week. Bragged about it to my bird and somehow she managed to hide how impressed she was. I’m not sure which one of us is cooler. 

[Dr Nowt]

Had to have literally about 20 goes at a massive bluebottle the other week with my Executioner fly swat. Harrowing. Was flying at top speed in manic circles in the end, making noises like Stephen Hawking being crushed by a car. Your missus might be able to hide how impressed she is by your tea towel skills John, but I can’t. Felt like a member of a fucking death squad armed with a butter knife.

[Elite]

10 minutes ago, Captain Milk said:

Had to have literally about 20 goes at a massive bluebottle the other week with my Executioner fly swat. Harrowing. Was flying at top speed in manic circles in the end, making noises like Stephen Hawking being crushed by a car. Your missus might be able to hide how impressed she is by your tea towel skills John, but I can’t. Felt like a member of a fucking death squad armed with a butter knife.

I read that as 20 blue bottles at first, was going to ask if you had a dead Alsatian in your bath.

[A Red]

I got stung by a bee last week, right on my forehead. Fucking things are supposed to die after that but the next day it stung my mrs on her head, so alls well that ends well.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, A Red said:

I got stung by a bee last week, right on my forehead. Fucking things are supposed to die after that but the next day it stung my mrs on her head, so alls well that ends well.

That's quite the coincidence. Did you give it bed and breakfast?

[A Red]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

That's quite the coincidence. Did you give it bed and breakfast?

I suppose we got our comeuppance seeing the number of people we have stung

[Elite]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

I suppose we got our comeuppance seeing the number of people we have stung

Shame you never entered four in a bed in Channel 4.

[A Red]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

Shame you never entered four in a bed in Channel 4.

We dont do breakfasts, its self catering, so most likely wouldn't qualify. I would probably have won it if i had though

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, A Red said:

I got stung by a bee last week, right on my forehead. Fucking things are supposed to die after that but the next day it stung my mrs on her head, so alls well that ends well.

It was a republican drone 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, A Red said:

We dont do breakfasts, its self catering, so most likely wouldn't qualify. I would probably have won it if i had though

Yeah take them down the ski slope 

[A Red]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It was a republican drone 

Ha ha I should have fucking known

[VladimirIlyich]

14 hours ago, Captain Milk said:

Had to have literally about 20 goes at a massive bluebottle the other week with my Executioner fly swat. Harrowing. Was flying at top speed in manic circles in the end, making noises like Stephen Hawking being crushed by a car. Your missus might be able to hide how impressed she is by your tea towel skills John, but I can’t. Felt like a member of a fucking death squad armed with a butter knife.

What the fuck? Captain Milk is not Captain Turdseye? Consider my mind blown. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Turdseye could only dream of a 22,000 rep score. 

[Elite]

45 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Turdseye could only dream of a 22,000 rep score. 

You'll get there at some point mate. I'm prepared to give you one rep a day for 11,00 days. That's how commited I am to this.

[VladimirIlyich]

I'd barely noticed a rep score even existed.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

14 hours ago, A Red said:

We dont do breakfasts, its self catering, so most likely wouldn't qualify. I would probably have won it if i had though

You go first and be nice as pie then when you visit the other places put a toe nail on the floor and pay £50 less for room.

[Dr Nowt]

48 minutes ago, Elite said:

You'll get there at some point mate. I'm prepared to give you one rep a day for 11,00 days. That's how commited I am to this.

Negged him to stop him catching me as quickly.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Captain Milk said:

Negged him to stop him catching me as quickly.

Repped.

[Dr Nowt]

5 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Repped.

 

[Elite]

11 minutes ago, Captain Milk said:

Negged him to stop him catching me as quickly.

Please don't. It's going to take me 30 years as it is.

[VladimirIlyich]

38 minutes ago, Elite said:

Please don't. It's going to take me 30 years as it is.

Repped,just to even it up.

[Elite]

9 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Repped,just to even it up.

I don't think you've thought this through.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Elite said:

I don't think you've thought this through.

I probably hadn't,I just fancied throwing out a few reps and negs for a change. A bit like the 'blue balls' of the negging world needing preventing.