little things that annoy the shit out of you

[chrisbonnie]

43 minutes ago, A Red said:

I'm an international standard twat, i'll give you that. I'm not an agent of any type! Nor am I smug, if you were at my level of intelligence, you'd see that.

To coin a phrase from the great man

 

You're the "normal twat"?? 

 

Apologies for being a smart arse, I'm up since 5 am with my 1 year old and I'm in a semi state of tiredness, grumpiness and god knows what else.... 

 

Back on topic, we have a touch button oven hob. If you leave anything over the button area of it, the hob makes a beeping sound every 30 seconds or so. My missus always leave a tea towel or something on this and can just sit there with this annoying little beep going every few seconds. A first world problem, but it does piss me off no end

[Baresi]

West Derby road being changed to a single lane to incorporate a cycle lane. Utterly ludicrous. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

23 minutes ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

West Derby road being changed to a single lane to incorporate a cycle lane. Utterly ludicrous. 

All of it or just certain bits ?

[Baresi]

22 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

All of it or just certain bits ?

Virtually all of it. Matchdays were already horrendous, so this will compound that misery.  

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

West Derby road being changed to a single lane to incorporate a cycle lane. Utterly ludicrous. 

Cant be permanent surely? I think its just for lockdown 

[Dougie Do'ins]

8 hours ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

Virtually all of it. Matchdays were already horrendous, so this will compound that misery.  

Large stretches of pavements on WDR are wide and for the most part empty. It'd be better to let bikes use the them.

[sir roger]

16 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Large stretches of pavements on WDR are wide and for the most part empty. It'd be better to let bikes use the them.

They'll do that anyway , Dougie, even if they get bike lanes.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

All these attention seeking "challenge" posts on faceaids. 

 

"Thanks Karen for nominating me in the 'being a mum challenge'"

 

"Here's a photo of my stupid fucking coupon because I've been nominated in the 'post a photo of your smelly coupon challenge'"

 

"Here are 10 albums that moved me challenge"

 

Do people not understand the word challenge? There is literally nothing at all challenging about any of this shit.

 

Thanks for nominating me in the eat a piece of toast challenge. Now it's your turn, everyone I've tagged. No escaping this challenge. Get your toast eaten or you LOSE THE CHALLENGE.

 

Wankers.

[easytoslip]

If you can't beat them join them, selfie cunts 

 

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

All these attention seeking "challenge" posts on faceaids. 

 

"Thanks Karen for nominating me in the 'being a mum challenge'"

 

"Here's a photo of my stupid fucking coupon because I've been nominated in the 'post a photo of your smelly coupon challenge'"

 

"Here are 10 albums that moved me challenge"

 

Do people not understand the word challenge? There is literally nothing at all challenging about any of this shit.

 

Thanks for nominating me in the eat a piece of toast challenge. Now it's your turn, everyone I've tagged. No escaping this challenge. Get your toast eaten or you LOSE THE CHALLENGE.

 

Wankers.

I got tagged in the album challenge a few times. I like it but I don't really use facebook anymore and knew I wouldn't keep up with it. 

 

I do like stuff like that though. 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 11/05/2020 at 11:50, Captain Turdseye said:

My next door neighbour is washing his car for the second time in three days. Proper busy cunt, he is. 
 

I’ve been planning to do mine for a fortnight but haven’t gotten around to it. 

Finally went out and washed my car this afternoon. I’d barely started when he came trudging out with a ladder and started cleaning the upstairs windows of his house. 
 

Busy, busy bastard. 

[easytoslip]

10 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Finally went out and washed my car this afternoon. I’d barely started when he came trudging out with a ladder and started cleaning the upstairs windows of his house. 
 

Busy, busy bastard. 

Haha, our kid was putting lead flashing on the mates roof on his porch,  the day of last year's final , next door comes out and opens his garage and starts to file things down and drill things, fuck knows what he was doing but it just seems he couldn't be outdone in the doing things department, every time the mate said. 

[John102]

5 hours ago, Aw Geez said:

All these attention seeking "challenge" posts on faceaids. 

 

"Thanks Karen for nominating me in the 'being a mum challenge'"

 

"Here's a photo of my stupid fucking coupon because I've been nominated in the 'post a photo of your smelly coupon challenge'"

 

"Here are 10 albums that moved me challenge"

 

Do people not understand the word challenge? There is literally nothing at all challenging about any of this shit.

 

Thanks for nominating me in the eat a piece of toast challenge. Now it's your turn, everyone I've tagged. No escaping this challenge. Get your toast eaten or you LOSE THE CHALLENGE.

 

Wankers.

I think there is the mum Challenger, the album challenge, the football challenge and the push up challenge doing rounds at the minute.

 

The Winklevoss twins must be wondering what has happened here.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Working with or anywhere near fiber glass insulation. The cunts, cunt of insulation.

[markcd]

Every twatting advert being made on Zoom - cos it’s like we’re all in this together, and it speaks of now. or some advertising wankspeak by some twat who calls himself a creative but actually just watches YouTube and TikTok videos all day while wearing clothes that don’t fit them. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 25/05/2020 at 15:00, Aw Geez said:

All these attention seeking "challenge" posts on faceaids. 

 

"Thanks Karen for nominating me in the 'being a mum challenge'"

 

"Here's a photo of my stupid fucking coupon because I've been nominated in the 'post a photo of your smelly coupon challenge'"

 

"Here are 10 albums that moved me challenge"

 

Do people not understand the word challenge? There is literally nothing at all challenging about any of this shit.

 

Thanks for nominating me in the eat a piece of toast challenge. Now it's your turn, everyone I've tagged. No escaping this challenge. Get your toast eaten or you LOSE THE CHALLENGE.

 

Wankers.

The album and film ones usually come with a cut and paste blurb, specifying "no explanation".

 

Why the fuck not? A few words about why you think it's good might have been useful or interesting.  Instead, you're just showing me a picture of an album cover or a film poster that I've probably already seen a million times. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Putting the wrong bin out.

 

Or, more specifically, having to drag the unemptied bin back in.

[Remmie]

9 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

The album and film ones usually come with a cut and paste blurb, specifying "no explanation".

 

Why the fuck not? A few words about why you think it's good might have been useful or interesting.  Instead, you're just showing me a picture of an album cover or a film poster that I've probably already seen a million times. 

Why not? Because that would take effort and you can pass off a classic album/film as a favourite even when you might only know a couple tracks or half watched it to get more likes.

 

 

[Dave D]

On 25/05/2020 at 18:54, Captain Turdseye said:

Finally went out and washed my car this afternoon. I’d barely started when he came trudging out with a ladder and started cleaning the upstairs windows of his house. 
 

Busy, busy bastard. 

I think he's trying to connect with you.  

[Dave D]

Tell you what I find annoying?

 

Bloody cocktail sausages.

 

Never fail to disappoint.

 

  

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Dave D said:

I think he's trying to connect with you.  

Turdseyes getting peacocked

 

 

 

[Elite]

A fly that won't leave your house.

 

I've opened windows and patio doors for the cunt, won't leave. 

 

Chased it around the living room and tried to intimidate the cunt, won't leave.

 

Then it'll disappear to pull me into a false sense of security and then torment me later.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, Elite said:

A fly that won't leave your house.

 

I've opened windows and patio doors for the cunt, won't leave. 

 

Chased it around the living room and tried to intimidate the cunt, won't leave.

 

Then it'll disappear to pull me into a false sense of security and then torment me later.

 

 

Corner it in the smallest room in the house. Stick Dreams of a witches Sabbath - 'symphony fantastique' by Berlioz on then take your clothes off and let the fun commence. 

[Tony Moanero]

44 minutes ago, Elite said:

A fly that won't leave your house.

 

I've opened windows and patio doors for the cunt, won't leave. 

 

Chased it around the living room and tried to intimidate the cunt, won't leave.

 

Then it'll disappear to pull me into a false sense of security and then torment me later.

 

 

 

[Stouffer]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

A mate of mine had this awesome karate kid chopsticks toy. I think most of the karate kid toys were ace.