little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Rico1304]

I bought myself a nice bag 3 weeks ago.  They have just announced a 50% off sale. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

I bought myself a nice bag 3 weeks ago.  They have just announced a 50% off sale. 

Of food processors? 

 

 

Theirs just no stopping you 

[Tony Moanero]

7 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Do you accept cookies. 

 

 

This fella does.

 

[Tony Moanero]

Being so impatient that I make double posts.

[Stouffer]

I absolutely love the Cookie Monster.

[cloggypop]

This was called Cookie Monster on the 7" I bought. Sesame St must have made them change it. Which is a little annoying. 

 

 

[Chocoholic]

It's probably been listed before, I've not read recent pages...

 

People responding to everything with 'Yeah, no'

 

Make up your minds, motherfuckers! You either answer with a yes, or a no, it cannot be both, you parroting shits!

[Mook]

When you buy hot sauce & it isn't hot.

 

Fucking nightmare.

[Chocoholic]

On 09/03/2020 at 11:13, The Golden Eel said:

When you drop something down that bit in between the side of your car seat and the housing for the handbrake, etc.

Usually the mobile...and then it starts to ring.

[easytoslip]

13 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

It's probably been listed before, I've not read recent pages...

 

People responding to everything with 'Yeah, no'

 

Make up your minds, motherfuckers! You either answer with a yes, or a no, it cannot be both, you parroting shits!

Yes irritating, it's like a new trend I mean who said it first and how, or why, did it catch on? Like the can I get bollocks, those that shout oye oye whatever it is. 

 Not to mention footballers saying absolutely every other word, the list goes on. 

[sir roger]

And starting every sentence with ' So '

[Evelyn Tentions]

15 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Do you accept cookies. 

 

 

No but I'll have a biscuit

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

It's probably been listed before, I've not read recent pages...

 

People responding to everything with 'Yeah, no'

 

Make up your minds, motherfuckers! You either answer with a yes, or a no, it cannot be both, you parroting shits!

"Yeah nah" is a mainstay of kiwi parlance. Bit annoying like, but you get used to it.

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

"Yeah nah" is a mainstay of kiwi parlance. Bit annoying like, but you get used to it.

What about when someone raises their voice when reaching the end of a sentence, as if to ask a question, isn't that an Australianism? I went to THE PUB? That type of cack. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

What about when someone raises their voice when reaching the end of a sentence, as if to ask a question, isn't that an Australianism? I went to THE PUB? That type of cack. 

Yeah that's the one.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, easytoslip said:

What about when someone raises their voice when reaching the end of a sentence, as if to ask a question, isn't that an Australianism? I went to THE PUB? That type of cack. 

Australian women's accents in general. Designed to inflame the eardrums.

[Rico1304]

2 hours ago, easytoslip said:

What about when someone raises their voice when reaching the end of a sentence, as if to ask a question, isn't that an Australianism? I went to THE PUB? That type of cack. 

Australian Questional Intonation, or the high rising terminal.  Fucking annoying.  

[Bobby Hundreds]

I bought Days Gone for full price last week now it's 55 percent off on the PlayStation store. What a fucking disgraceful world we live in.

[sir roger]

25 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Australian women's accents in general. Designed to inflame the eardrums.

Our neighbours in our old house had moved over from Melbourne,  and their son , Mark, came to stay for a while one summer. He brought his girlfriend with him. I was made up when I first saw her as she was like a supermodel , but after two weeks of her screeching ' Mirk, Mirk , Mirk ' in the garden I would happily have strangled her.

[Kevin D]

When you go post something in the juxtapositions thread and it's no longer a juxtaposition by the time you've hit submit reply.

[A Red]

The funny, yet also annoying thing, about the new zealand (mainly) and aussies accents is the way the pronounce eck as ick. e.g

 

I'm going round me neighbours to sit on his dick and have a few beers

[Rico1304]

2 minutes ago, A Red said:

The funny, yet also annoying thing, about the new zealand (mainly) and aussies accents is the way the pronounce eck as ick. e.g

 

I'm going round me neighbours to sit on his dick and have a few beers

I used to piss myself watching Shortland Street. Vowels all over the place.  

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Australian Questional Intonation, or the high rising terminal.  Fucking annoying.  

I didn't know the correct term for it, cheers. 

It is annoying, my brother does it all the time and I keep meaning to ask him where the fuck he picked that up, probably doesn't know he's doing it to be fair, grrr. 

[easytoslip]

54 minutes ago, A Red said:

The funny, yet also annoying thing, about the new zealand (mainly) and aussies accents is the way the pronounce eck as ick. e.g

 

I'm going round me neighbours to sit on his dick and have a few beers

Haha that's right. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Australian Questional Intonation, or the high rising terminal.  Fucking annoying.  

We're in strange times indeed. I've just had to rep Rico. I had one of those Aussie customs programmes on the other day (they don't fuck about, them!) and had to turn it off after a few minutes because of the voices.