little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Josef Svejk said:

Phillip Schofield.

You've chosen today to say this? Homophobe 

[Josef Svejk]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You've chosen today to say this? Homophobe 

I've been concealing the fact from my nearest and dearest for 27 years. But today I decided that the whole world needed to know something of such earth shattering importance...

[Remmie]

I can barely contain my staggering levels of indifference

[Bobby Hundreds]

The question is... is he brave. Is it brave to come out now or cowardice to wait until your 57! All I know is, i don't give a fuck about the answer. 

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I've got no problem with self-made minted people until they become greedy bastards who look down their nose. I don't expect them to give half their wealth to charity or build homeless shelters with it. Its their money. Its their prerogative. If they want to spend 50k on wallpaper just so they can whack off to the butler to wiping his arse on it then so be it. 

 

Its when they start being snobs or expecting everything given to them they become cunts. Also see the tax situation. Pay your fucking dues you can afford it. Arseholes. 

There is no such thing as 'self made.' Those people always get a 'leg up' or seven along the way.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

There is no such thing as 'self made.' Those people always get a 'leg up' or seven along the way.

Pissed myself listening to Stelios on a documentary years ago complaining about people saying he got spoon fed his business , and saying that all he had was the two planes his dad gave him and the rest was his own brilliance. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

There is no such thing as 'self made.' Those people always get a 'leg up' or seven along the way.

As a self-made alcoholic, I'm not sure anybody helped me get to where I am.

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

As a self-made alcoholic, I'm not sure anybody helped me get to where I am.

I'm sure you were forced to drink copious amounts of alcohol at some stage.

[Vincent Vega]

The word pelters.

[Jose Jones]

On 31/01/2020 at 19:10, Mook said:

Daphne is the only thing I like about Frasier, she gives my arse a wide-on.

Roz > Daphne every day of the week and thrice on sundays.

[Bjornebye]

56 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

Roz > Daphne every day of the week and thrice on sundays.

Not a fucking chance. That’s gayer than Schofield 

[General Dryness]

12 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

There is no such thing as 'self made.' Those people always get a 'leg up' or seven along the way.

People who say "you make your own luck" have generally been the beneficiary of a massive stroke of luck. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

4 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'm sure you were forced to drink copious amounts of alcohol at some stage.

University! I knew education was to blame.

[Bjornebye]

I clicked on a link on the Echo website earlier showing some holiday home in the lakes had a hot tub etc. Literally clicked it just to see a bigger version of the picture in the thumbnail because the view looked boss. Just gone on Instagram on my phone and the same site the cack went through to came up as a sponsored advert.

 

What fucking intrusive sorcery is that?! 

[Elite]

When the yoke bursts as soon as you crack the egg into the pan when cooking a fried egg.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

When the yoke bursts as soon as you crack the egg into the pan when cooking a fried egg.

Egg at 20 past 7 on a sunday evening? Renegade. 

[Elite]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Egg at 20 past 7 on a sunday evening? Renegade. 

Bacon and egg butties, no messing about tonight.

[Davelfc]

Car dealerships, the scamming bastards!

 

Went with my son as he wanted a better car than his nearly two year old one. Fair enough he's got a much better job now and can easily afford it. The shit they try to pull on people. 

 

The old dealership has just messaged him that current car is due a brake fluid change, a not quite two year old car with 12000 miles on the clock. I have never heard of brake fluid being changed that early, scamming twats. Luckily he's handing the old one over on Tuesday so it's not his problem and hopefully the new dealer is a tad less of a scamming shite. 

 

I took his car in for a recall on the bonnet catch last year, the bastards kept me waiting for hours and dealt with paying customers first. I won't name them, but I wouldn't touch their junk pieces of shit with a bargepole anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Chairman Meow]

38 minutes ago, Philtrum said:

I took his car in for a recall on the bonnet catch last year, the bastards kept me waiting for hours and dealt with paying customers first. 

 

If it's a recall the dealer actually makes money of it as they invoice the manufacturer for the work.

 

Warranty and recall work is quite often way more lucrative than regular stuff.

 

So it's more likely that they are just shite in the case of the dealer you went to.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Philtrum said:

Car dealerships, the scamming bastards!

 

Went with my son as he wanted a better car than his nearly two year old one. Fair enough he's got a much better job now and can easily afford it. The shit they try to pull on people. 

 

The old dealership has just messaged him that current car is due a brake fluid change, a not quite two year old car with 12000 miles on the clock. I have never heard of brake fluid being changed that early, scamming twats. Luckily he's handing the old one over on Tuesday so it's not his problem and hopefully the new dealer is a tad less of a scamming shite. 

 

I took his car in for a recall on the bonnet catch last year, the bastards kept me waiting for hours and dealt with paying customers first. I won't name them, but I wouldn't touch their junk pieces of shit with a bargepole anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I took ours in, three years old really good condition, for a slow puncture repair to the ‘Approved Centre’. I told the categorically that nothing else was to be done, even though they pushed.  

 

The wife picked it up. Apparently everything was fucked and needed replacing and significant cost, of course she acquiesced. Strange that.

[Bjornebye]

Some bastards hacked my Spotify and put a load of Skrillex in my Sunday playlist.  

[General Dryness]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Some bastards hacked my Spotify and put a load of Skrillex in my Sunday playlist.  

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

DNA.

It's in our DNA etc. No it isn't wanker.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 29/02/2020 at 13:17, Bjornebye said:

Some bastards hacked my Spotify and put a load of Skrillex in my Sunday playlist.  

They put money in your account? 

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

They put money in your account? 

I wish. My birds owned up to it.