little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Trumo]

14 hours ago, belarus said:

Fucking tardy cunts. I’d love to punch one.

 

You'd have to wait a while before they show up.

[Trumo]

Youtube users adding where they are from in the comments section. It has fuck all to do with anything, yet there will always be some tit posting "Hi from [insert any country that isn't the UK]", usually adding a bunch of smilies and emojis too. Who actually gives a shit?

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Twat on the train into Moorfields at 9.30 this morning thought it was OK to stand in the doorway - not even side on - blocking one of the double doors and forcing dozens of people to squeeze through the one remaining door. I called him a dickhead, but he didn't hear me, so my quest for vengeance was unfulfilled until I hit on the idea of sending a sarcastic "Rush Hour Crush" to the Metro.

 

I doubt they'll print it, but just sending it made me feel a bit better. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Trumo said:

Youtube users adding where they are from in the comments section. It has fuck all to do with anything, yet there will always be some tit posting "Hi from [insert any country that isn't the UK]", usually adding a bunch of smilies and emojis too. Who actually gives a shit?

 

Also, in the comments to good songs   "[shit TV show/film/singer] brought me here".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 21/01/2020 at 21:04, AngryofTuebrook said:

Twat on the train into Moorfields at 9.30 this morning thought it was OK to stand in the doorway - not even side on - blocking one of the double doors and forcing dozens of people to squeeze through the one remaining door. I called him a dickhead, but he didn't hear me, so my quest for vengeance was unfulfilled until I hit on the idea of sending a sarcastic "Rush Hour Crush" to the Metro.

 

I doubt they'll print it, but just sending it made me feel a bit better. 

Swift and terrible is my vengeance!

 

[Dr Nowt]

Ha. Ace, that.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Jehovah's witnesses knocking on doors mid-week when I'm expecting a parcel. I don't begrudge them doing what they think is right, but kindly stick to a designated day, so we can play out the charade of me hiding and pretending not to be in. That's one for the small pleasures thread.

 

To cap it off, I've got two lots doing the rounds here now. It's descending into a turf war.

[Jenson]

Just made myself a lovely brew to go with my lunch at work, puts the milk in and it's all gone sour! Lumps everywhere. Bastards.

Not only has my tea been ruined, I now have to hike it to the shops for a fresh pint.

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, Jenson said:

Just made myself a lovely brew to go with my lunch at work, puts the milk in and it's all gone sour! Lumps everywhere. Bastards.

Not only has my tea been ruined, I now have to hike it to the shops for a fresh pint.

Just drink it black, you fanny.

 

[Jairzinho]

24 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Just drink it black, you fanny.

 

[Tony Moanero]

Anyway, Jenson, what biscuits did you dunk?

[Jenson]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Anyway, @Jenson, what biscuits did you dunk?

I only ever eat chocolate hobnobs (albeit the chocolate oaties own brand from Aldi)

[Elite]

If you have a series running on Netflix or the kids have something on, then after an episode an option will pop it asking "Are you still watching this?".

 

Well of course I fucking am or I'd turn the bastard thing off.

[Champ]

Going to the gym and not setting my Fitbit properly so my activity wasn’t recorded. I’ve probably even said it before. I don’t care. It upsets me no end.

 

Obsessed? Never

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Champ said:

Going to the gym and not setting my Fitbit properly so my activity wasn’t recorded. I’ve probably even said it before. I don’t care. It upsets me no end.

 

Obsessed? Never

 

 

 

[Champ]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

I don’t even know what a status update is

[Dave D]

The English woman in Frasier.

 

Ive never watched a whole episode to be fair, could be wide of the mark. Just doesnt seem to fit. 

 

I then get annoyed at the ineptitude of casting directors and make a mental note to share it on an internet forum.     

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Dave D said:

The English woman in Frasier.

 

Ive never watched a whole episode to be fair, could be wide of the mark. Just doesnt seem to fit. 

 

I then get annoyed at the ineptitude of casting directors and make a mental note to share it on an internet forum.     

No chance mate Daphne is superb. You have no right to comment on it if you haven't seen a full episode of the joint funniest American sitcom of all-time. 

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

No chance mate Daphne is superb. You have no right to comment on it if you haven't seen a full episode of the joint funniest American sitcom of all-time. 

Whats the other one then..... 

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Whats the other one then..... 

Seinfeld 

[Davelfc]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

No chance mate Daphne is superb. You have no right to comment on it if you haven't seen a full episode of the joint funniest American sitcom of all-time. 

Jane Leeves she was also in Seinfeld, played a virgin. 
 

 

[Remmie]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Seinfeld 

Seinfeld pisses all over Frasier by a huge distance, it's fucking brilliant.

[VladimirIlyich]

23 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

No chance mate Daphne is superb. You have no right to comment on it if you haven't seen a full episode of the joint funniest American sitcom of all-time. 

She's a Londoner and played a girl from Manchester and her accent was awful,as were Robbie Coltrane,Richard E Grant and Anthony LaPaglia playing her brothers. Ironically,John Mahoney,who played Frasier's Dad was from Blackpool and could probably have done a Manchester accent better than all of them.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

She's a Londoner and played a girl from Manchester and her accent was awful,as were Robbie Coltrane,Richard E Grant and Anthony LaPaglia playing her brothers. Ironically,John Mahoney,who played Frasier's Dad was from Blackpool and could probably have done a Manchester accent better than all of them.

Bolton. I know its Greater Manchester but its not a Manchurian accent. 

 

Frasier is great and nothing needs changing about it ever. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Bolton. I know its Greater Manchester but its not a Manchurian accent. 

 

Frasier is great and nothing needs changing about it ever. 

They speak Chinese in Manchester? No wonder I can hardly understand them.