little things that annoy the shit out of you

[easytoslip]

5 hours ago, belarus said:

Irn bru and a chicken and mushroom pot noodle is my go to hangover fare.

Go to?

[Curly]

2 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Go to?

 

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, belarus said:

Irn bru and a chicken and mushroom pot noodle is my go to hangover fare.

 

5 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Go to?

 

2 minutes ago, belarus said:

 

Yeah Ive been thinking about it for a few hours and I think it just about escapes a neg. 

[Curly]

 

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Yeah Ive been thinking about it for a few hours and I think it just about escapes a neg. 

My mask is slipping

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, belarus said:

 

My mask is slipping

Its all that jism

[Curly]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Its all that jism

I thought it would have dried by now

[Le Duan]

People who need to be shouted more than once to collect their order at any fast food joint 

[Bjornebye]

A few Masterchef moans here. 

 

The obvious one (And I have taken up enough internet about this) is Greg Wallaces bastarding face. Why is he even on it. A taste expert? So am I! The baldy wonky mouthed pillock. Even his glasses wind me up. The Bermondsey Bellend. 

 

The skills test. The bird with a cock has just given 3 poor fuckers 15 minutes to spatchcock, season and cook a quail. Needless to say all 3 didn't manage to cook it properly because you can't do all that in 15 minutes and the 3 smug bastards have just stood in-front of 3 professional chefs and had a go at them for not cooking the quail properly. I'd have just set fire to them and got off. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just been shopping and it bugs me the amount of people who have changed their mind about buying a certain fresh produce which belongs in the refrigerated section. Then are just too lazy to return it to it's proper place and just shove it on any old shelf. Cunts!! 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

Just been shopping and it bugs me the amount of people who have changed their mind about buying a certain fresh produce which belongs in the refrigerated section. Then are just too lazy to return it to it's proper place and just shove it on any old shelf. Cunts!! 

Speaking of supermarkets, I've said it before but the sheer absurdity of having food bank donations at the front. There's probably a few hundred thousand pounds worth of stock, which a lot of which just gets chucked and the cheeky bastards have the fucking audacity to pressure people into buying from them to give to the poor. The greedy horrible fucking cunts.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Speaking of supermarkets, I've said it before but the sheer absurdity of having food bank donations at the front. There's probably a few hundred thousand pounds worth of stock, which a lot of which just gets chucked and the cheeky bastards have fucking audacity to pressure people into buying from them to give to the poor. The greedy horrible fucking cunts.

Where else would you put them mate? 

[Elite]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Where else would you put them mate? 

That's a very valid question and it's probably the best place to have them but it still doesn't sit right with me from the supermarkets point of view, surely they should make it clear that for everything donated they'll match it x100. All I see is a small trolley with a few tins of peas whilst the shelves are overflowing.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

That's a very valid question and it's probably the best place to have them but it still doesn't sit right with me from the supermarkets point of view, surely they should make it clear that for everything donated they'll match it x100. All I see is a small trolley with a few tins of peas.

Absolute cunts without a doubt but thats the best place for them to be if they are going to be there. 

 

Plenty of rants to be had about supermarkets. Mind you, I used to hate Tescos but the big Deysbrook Tesco just past Selwood is a fairly ok shopping experience. Everything is in a sensible order. Actually no fuck them, they do van smirren cockles and not Ocean Crown. Anyone who is anyone knows that Ocean Crown a far superior and tastier. Asda do Ocean Crown and I fucking hate Asda. The Asda in Walton is arguably the most violent place in the city. A plethora of middle aged female street fighters and ugly splayed toes on show. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Absolute cunts without a doubt but thats the best place for them to be if they are going to be there. 

 

Plenty of rants to be had about supermarkets. Mind you, I used to hate Tescos but the big Deysbrook Tesco just past Selwood is a fairly ok shopping experience. Everything is in a sensible order. Actually no fuck them, they do van smirren cockles and not Ocean Crown. Anyone who is anyone knows that Ocean Crown a far superior and tastier. Asda do Ocean Crown and I fucking hate Asda. The Asda in Walton is arguably the most violent place in the city. A plethora of middle aged female street fighters and ugly splayed toes on show. 

Did you pull one?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Did you pull one?

Yeah she looked like Pluto. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah she looked like Pluto. 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Delivery window between 7am and 10 pm. It's never fucking am.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Delivery window between 7am and 10 pm. It's never fucking am.

It is when you have a day off and a lie in planned. I swear the Hulk knocks my door if I'm lay in bed all morning guilty. Shit myself. 

 

I get them back by signing a cock and balls with my index finger then waiting for them to notice it then sign it. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 23/11/2019 at 03:47, Elite said:

That's a very valid question and it's probably the best place to have them but it still doesn't sit right with me from the supermarkets point of view, surely they should make it clear that for everything donated they'll match it x100. All I see is a small trolley with a few tins of peas whilst the shelves are overflowing.

Or pay and hire their staff properly so the poor fuckers don’t have to visit food banks in the first place.

[aRdja]

On 22/11/2019 at 13:49, Bjornebye said:

A few Masterchef moans here. 

 

The obvious one (And I have taken up enough internet about this) is Greg Wallaces bastarding face. Why is he even on it. A taste expert? So am I! The baldy wonky mouthed pillock. Even his glasses wind me up. The Bermondsey Bellend. 

 

The skills test. The bird with a cock has just given 3 poor fuckers 15 minutes to spatchcock, season and cook a quail. Needless to say all 3 didn't manage to cook it properly because you can't do all that in 15 minutes and the 3 smug bastards have just stood in-front of 3 professional chefs and had a go at them for not cooking the quail properly. I'd have just set fire to them and got off. 

My missus loves it, but I can’t stand masterchef. The judges are some of the most disrespectful twats in the country, the amount of tImes they always make faces, mocking the contestants behind their back... disgusting.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

My missus loves it, but I can’t stand masterchef. The judges are some of the most disrespectful twats in the country, the amount of tImes they always make faces, mocking the contestants behind their back... disgusting.

*times 

[Lee909]

On 22/11/2019 at 13:49, Bjornebye said:

 

The skills test. The bird with a cock has just given 3 poor fuckers 15 minutes to spatchcock, 

 

Fucking hell

Lifey toast takes 15 mins under the grill, no chance of prepping a quail and cooking in the same time 

[Dave D]

Buying light bulbs.

 

   

[Tony Moanero]

11 hours ago, viRdjil said:

My missus loves it, but I can’t stand masterchef. The judges are some of the most disrespectful twats in the country, the amount of tImes they always make faces, mocking the contestants behind their back... disgusting.

Grossman was/is a cunt, but at least he was fairly entertaining. He was better on Through the Keyhole, though. Leigh Francis can fuck off. Keith Lemon is shite.

[Dr Nowt]

People who hammer on your front door like King Kong.