little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Davelfc]

Fuck knows, I use DuckDuckGo and I certainly didn’t intend what I found. 

[Elite]

12 minutes ago, блядь said:

Fuck knows, I use DuckDuckGo and I certainly didn’t intend what I found. 

"On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 1 crying child, 2 suicide bombers and 3 racist cuuunntss"

[Tony Moanero]

Just had a bottle of original flavour Lucozade. I was looking forward to it as I hadn’t had it in years. Sadly, it was somewhat disappointing and tasted a bit odd. Turns out that in 2017, to avoid sugar tax, they changed the recipe, reducing the sugar content and adding artificial sweeteners. The fucking cunts need a good hiding.

 

Boss

 

Toss

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Just had a bottle of original flavour Lucozade. I was looking forward to it as I hadn’t had it in years. Sadly, it was somewhat disappointing and tasted a bit odd. Turns out that in 2017, to avoid sugar tax, they changed the recipe, reducing the sugar content and adding artificial sweeteners. The fucking cunts need a good hiding.

 

Boss

 

Toss

On a similar point. I love yoghurt and can eat yoghurt with or without sugar,flavoured or natural, but the stuff with sweetener in is absolutely horrible.

[Mudface]

It should be called Loocozade, because it tastes like piss.

[Bjornebye]

16 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Just had a bottle of original flavour Lucozade. I was looking forward to it as I hadn’t had it in years. Sadly, it was somewhat disappointing and tasted a bit odd. Turns out that in 2017, to avoid sugar tax, they changed the recipe, reducing the sugar content and adding artificial sweeteners. The fucking cunts need a good hiding.

 

Boss

 

Toss

Used to be the best hangover drink ever. I don't even look at it anymore. Cunts 

[Mook]

Irn Bru has always been the best hangover drink.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Mook said:

Irn Bru has always been the best hangover drink.

Sorry Rab C Nesbitt. 

[Mook]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Sorry Rab C Nesbitt. 

He's coming back on the telly up here from what I'm hearing. 

 

Grim.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Mook said:

He's coming back on the telly up here from what I'm hearing. 

 

Grim.

There is scraping the barrel and there is scraping the barrel. Fuck me. 

[Tony Moanero]

43 minutes ago, Mook said:

Irn Bru has always been the best hangover drink.

Sugar Tax has fucked that as well, I believe.

 

What is wrong with these terrible cunts?

I NEED sugar and I want E numbers. I reckon drinking my own piss would be preferable to the rubbish they’re producing nowadays. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

16 hours ago, Mudface said:

It should be called Loocozade, because it tastes like piss.

Had a mate from whiston, quinny, always used to call it fagpiss. I used to hammer the stuff during the rave years, 

[alles ist gut]

No, Debenhams, I do NOT need emailing to be told that you have a FUCKING  christmas advert on the 12th of FUCKING NOVEMBER, you FUCKS

[Bjornebye]

Not too arsed about Lord Bramble but he has died. BBC reporting on it then talking up his illustrious career in the military and all his medals etc. Then go on to say that he was wrongly accused of child abuse in investigations. Then went into it for a minute. Right so the guy had been found innocent twice and the accusations were false so lets just mention this when telling the country he has died. 

 

Fucking scum-bags. 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Not too arsed about Lord Bramble but he has died. BBC reporting on it then talking up his illustrious career in the military and all his medals etc. Then go on to say that he was wrongly accused of child abuse in investigations. Then went into it for a minute. Right so the guy had been found innocent twice and the accusations were false so lets just mention this when telling the country he has died. 

 

Fucking scum-bags. 

The irony of the BBC bringing up noncing.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, manwiththestick said:

The irony of the BBC bringing up noncing.

I know. Horrible way to report someones death that though if he was innocent. 

[VladimirIlyich]

16 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Not too arsed about Lord Bramble but he has died. BBC reporting on it then talking up his illustrious career in the military and all his medals etc. Then go on to say that he was wrongly accused of child abuse in investigations. Then went into it for a minute. Right so the guy had been found innocent twice and the accusations were false so lets just mention this when telling the country he has died. 

 

Fucking scum-bags. 

The fact he was both a Lord and was accused twice has my spidey sense tingling,said one of his victims.

[Le Duan]

I tend to agree with Gore Vidal “Hell is other people” it’s the unifying theory for life the universe and everything. I’d be less annoyed if everyone on the planet just fucked off - thanks

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Le Duan said:

I tend to agree with Gore Vidal “Hell is other people” it’s the unifying theory for life the universe and everything. I’d be less annoyed if everyone on the planet just fucked off - thanks

I can get fully behind this at the moment.

 

You cunt.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Why cant someone open the fucking doors for the chefs on Masterchef!

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Why cant someone open the fucking doors for the chefs on Masterchef!

Arr mate I can't watch it anymore. Greg baldly bollocks face just annoys me and if he spoke to me when I'm frantic about my cooking timings and panicking the way he does to some of them chefs I'd poach his fucking fat head. Oh and Monica gets on my tits as well the bastard. Which is weird because she was sound in that hotel programme she did the annoying bastard. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Monica defo has a penis.

[Dougie Do'ins]

My regular Chinese has got a new family in. Just not the same anymore. Does my fucking head in. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Dougie Do'ins said:

My regular Chinese has got a new family in. Just not the same anymore. Does my fucking head in. 

Whats gone wong? 

[Curly]

On 11/11/2019 at 17:22, Mook said:

Irn Bru has always been the best hangover drink.

Irn bru and a chicken and mushroom pot noodle is my go to hangover fare.