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Lad in our work constantly goes on about 'trainin'. As in , instead of going the gym its 'trainin lad'. Also goes on about it as if he is the only cunt ever to go the gym. Someone just asked him what he got for his dinner and he went 'went trainin lad'. Goes everywhere with his oversized water bottle and always has his arms at a right angle. Soft cunt. 

 

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Just now, Bjornebye said:

Lad in our work constantly goes on about 'trainin'. As in , instead of going the gym its 'trainin lad'. Also goes on about it as if he is the only cunt ever to go the gym. Someone just asked him what he got for his dinner and he went 'went trainin lad'. Goes everywhere with his oversized water bottle and always has his arms at a right angle. Soft cunt. 

 

 

What's he training for? 

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6 minutes ago, Seasons said:

 

What's he training for? 

Nothing. Fuck all. Just to keep fit. If he was 'trainin' for a marathon or an iron-man or to climb everest then I'd cut the cunt some slack but he is 'trainin' just so he can say 'trainin' every fucking 20 bastard seconds. 

 

A fucking giant squeasant could land on the window with a 20ft cock aimed at us and someone would shout 'what the fuck is that?!' 'trainin' 

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19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Lad in our work constantly goes on about 'trainin'. As in , instead of going the gym its 'trainin lad'. Also goes on about it as if he is the only cunt ever to go the gym. Someone just asked him what he got for his dinner and he went 'went trainin lad'. Goes everywhere with his oversized water bottle and always has his arms at a right angle. Soft cunt. 

 

Does he even lift?

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21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nothing. Fuck all. Just to keep fit. If he was 'trainin' for a marathon or an iron-man or to climb everest then I'd cut the cunt some slack but he is 'trainin' just so he can say 'trainin' every fucking 20 bastard seconds. 

 

A fucking giant squeasant could land on the window with a 20ft cock aimed at us and someone would shout 'what the fuck is that?!' 'trainin' 

 

Maybe he's just shy and don't know how to have a conversation. Why don't you do some trainin' with him?

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On 24/05/2019 at 13:21, Bjornebye said:

Nothing. Fuck all. Just to keep fit. If he was 'trainin' for a marathon or an iron-man or to climb everest then I'd cut the cunt some slack but he is 'trainin' just so he can say 'trainin' every fucking 20 bastard seconds. 

 

A fucking giant squeasant could land on the window with a 20ft cock aimed at us and someone would shout 'what the fuck is that?!' 'trainin' 

Are you mates with him on Facebook and if so are 90% of his posts highly fascinating check ins at the gym by any chance? 

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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

A tangled up slinky. Fucking infuriating. Is it even possible to return them to their original state?

Nah, impossible. My mother in law bought my daughter one from that  Smiggles for a tenner and it broke after about an hour. Serves her right for being ripped off, should have gone poundland.

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As this thread is quite apt, Warwick Davis.

 

Got that Tenable on in the background but he has zero charisma so fuck knows how he's hosting a game show, even the stuff he did with Karl Pilkington was shite. I imagine he'll be a little cunt in real life as well.

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