little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Pureblood]

On 05/04/2019 at 18:18, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

The superfluous “your” in this menu item.

 

Utter, utter cunts.

 

Mesa wantin' moi moi Jar-Jar dressing.

[General Dryness]

9 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Only if you are a knob. I’ve driven a couple as my mate works for them, and has a company car which gets changed every 6 months.

this is the best he had but only over a weekend, as it’s a bit shit with 2 young kids.

Fucking awesome machines to drive, thanks to the engineering and design.

i’ve had a fucked up ‘85 944 in the garage for just over a year, but when I eventually get it going again, I will give it back to me da, who bought it years ago as a project and never got around to getting it running.

How much for a cut and blow dry?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

27 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

How much for a cut and blow dry?

Get fucked!

944 is a classic, and the 911 was the journalist show car, fucking Herbert couldn’t afford one of them brand new. 

[Dr Nowt]

9 hours ago, TK421 said:

Mesa wantin' moi moi Jar-Jar dressing.

 

[Dr Nowt]

9 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

To be fair, having read the menu, I would probably avoid it all together. Sounds like cuntsville, does Neil Atkinson write the menu?

Oh aye, the whole thing was a horror show, but that particularly jumped out.

 

Used to be the TSOP Southampton meet-up pub that, proper dive where the carpet stuck to your feet.

 

Turned up this year and they’ve gentrified the fucker.

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

 

[Dr Nowt]

9 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Re-read the list of ingredients looking for the word jar-jar specifically and missed it.

 

Evidently I’m a fuckwit.

[Pureblood]

4 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Re-read the list of ingredients looking for the word jar-jar specifically and missed it.

 

Evidently I’m a fuckwit.

My legal training taught me to spot Jar-Jar in the detail.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Get fucked!

944 is a classic, and the 911 was the journalist show car, fucking Herbert couldn’t afford one of them brand new. 

Just a little off the sides please.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

27 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

How much for a cut and blow dry?

Get fucked!

944 is a classic, and the 911 was the journalist show car, fucking Herbert couldn’t afford one of them brand new. 

[Champ]

When you go out to spend your hard earned and you can’t find anything you like. What a waste of time 

[Dougie Do'ins]

8 minutes ago, Champ said:

When you go out to spend your hard earned and you can’t find anything you like. What a waste of time 

You must be the only woman on the planet who cant find something to spend money on. 

[Dr Nowt]

Cleaning the sink after a shave.

 

 

[Champ]

5 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

You must be the only woman on the planet who cant find something to spend money on. 

Does 2 tubs of soup and a pineapple count?

[Dougie Do'ins]

18 minutes ago, Champ said:

Does 2 tubs of soup and a pineapple count?

Only if your going to make some sort of fashion accessory out of them.

[Elite]

When you spill cereal out of the bag into the box and it all collects at the bottom.

[Pureblood]

"C'est la Vie" by Bewitched not being available on Spotify.  It gets me so pumped, but I have to listen to it on youtube. 

[Remmie]

Featuring lyrics such as "I'll show you a house with windows and doors, I'll show you mine if you show me yours". 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

26 minutes ago, TK421 said:

"C'est la Vie" by Bewitched not being available on Spotify.  It gets me so pumped, but I have to listen to it on youtube. 

Do you fight like your Dar?

[Pureblood]

13 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Featuring lyrics such as "I'll show you a house with windows and doors, I'll show you mine if you show me yours". 

It's barely legal saucy. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Porsche twat over the road revving his small dick replacement at six in the morning and 12 at night. Lad further up has a box van and makes less noise.

 

[Trumo]

41 minutes ago, TK421 said:

"C'est la Vie" by Bewitched not being available on Spotify.  It gets me so pumped, but I have to listen to it on youtube. 

 

You should just watch The Box. I bet they've still got that bastard on loop just like they did back then.

[Pureblood]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

 

You should just watch The Box. I bet they've still got that bastard on loop just like they did back then.

Is it on the box?

[Curly]

On 15/04/2019 at 12:32, Champ said:

Does 2 tubs of soup and a pineapple count?

Always knew you had a dark side, Champ

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Postman dropping elastic bands in my drive, never closing the gate and knocking like a rent man when delivering a parcel. Gives Pat a bad name.