little things that annoy the shit out of you

[leslie]

Just now, leslie said:

Youv'e got to be kidding endless golden sandy beaches full of bikini babes 9 months of warm sunny weather, for 15 dollars a month able to watch every Liverpool F. C. and every other prem and Euro cup games live or record them, no 9 months of pissing down freezing rain or howling freeze your bollocks off gales, not to mention the depressing gloomy skies, and yes I lived in Dingle Allerton and 2 years in Winsford before coming to gods country

 

[Mudface]

Are you selling drugs too? Or just on them?

[Trumo]

On 2/12/2019 at 7:37 PM, A Red said:

Every fucking programme on the tele now, when giving distances, measures it in kilometres. Fucking hell, our speed limits are in mph and our signs show distances in miles.

 

Mark my words, this is just the build up to us converting. And what will happen? The speed limit on motorways will be 100 kmh - 62mph, and A roads will be 80kmh - 50mph. Thats what will fucking happen. It'll be like Australia which, i must add, is the most boring fucking country in the world.

 

Yeah, but things liven up a bit there when that huntsman comes out of his hiding place behind the sun visor.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

3 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Yeah, but things liven up a bit there when that huntsman comes out of his hiding place behind the sun visor.

when I first came over, shooting down Bondi Junction 80km/h in a convertible, smoking a tab, listening to the prodigy and thinking I was Jeff, one of them bastards dropped and ran across the windscreen. Ciggy dropped, I screamed like a motherfucker and swerved a cross few lanes of traffic.

killed the little bastard with my ciggy box though, see kids, smoking saves lives too

[Bobby Hundreds]

Lack of fucking pharmaceutical adverts.

[A Red]

Yep, loads of beaches and hot weather and it still manages to be in bed by 9.30pm boring. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, arthur friedenreich said:

when I first came over, shooting down Bondi Junction 80km/h in a convertible, smoking a tab, listening to the prodigy and thinking I was Jeff, one of them bastards dropped and ran across the windscreen. Ciggy dropped, I screamed like a motherfucker and swerved a cross few lanes of traffic.

killed the little bastard with my ciggy box though, see kids, smoking saves lives too

You brave bastard. I'd have ran, and ran, and ran. Would have ended up getting bummed by some Chopper wannabe in the outback and it still would have been better than dealing with that stupid massive scary man-eating bastard 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

Yep, loads of beaches and hot weather and it still manages to be in bed by 9.30pm boring. 

¿Que?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

You brave bastard. I'd have ran, and ran, and ran. Would have ended up getting bummed by some Chopper wannabe in the outback and it still would have been better than dealing with that stupid massive scary man-eating bastard 

You navy fuckers and yer bumming. Like kids with nits.

[The Golden Eel]

When you're filling up at a petrol station and the handle keeps clicking. 

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, arthur friedenreich said:

You navy fuckers and yer bumming. Like kids with nits.

Fuck off you spider shagging twat 

[Champ]

5 minutes ago, DimReaper said:

When you're filling up at a petrol station and the handle keeps clicking. 

Yeah. Why does it do that?

[The Golden Eel]

Just now, Champ said:

Yeah. Why does it do that?

I always thought it meant the petrol level in the pump was low but I've got no idea whether I heard that or made it up.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Champ said:

Yeah. Why does it do that?

MI5 

[manwiththestick]

12 minutes ago, Champ said:

Yeah. Why does it do that?

You're putting it too far in (ooh eer). The nozzle has a sensor to cut off if you overfill however depending on how you put the nozzle in your car it can cause the petrol to splash back against the nozzle and thus triggering the repeated clicking.

[leslie]

19 hours ago, A Red said:

Yep, loads of beaches and hot weather and it still manages to be in bed by 9.30pm boring. 

3 A. M. is my norm. local club is open 24/7 as are shops, the old days of going to bed @ 9.30 went out with the start of 24 hr.television. late night movies etc.   if you want to be really bored try living in Winsford or go to the Dingle were you'll probably get the shit kicked out of you.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, leslie said:

3 A. M. is my norm. local club is open 24/7 as are shops, the old days of going to bed @ 9.30 went out with the start of 24 hr.television. late night movies etc.   if you want to be really bored try living in Winsford or go to the Dingle were you'll probably get the shit kicked out of you.

You will if you dress like you live in Australia.

[Pureblood]

21 hours ago, DimReaper said:

When you're filling up at a petrol station and the handle keeps clicking. 

You need to straighten your device before you shoot your juice. 

[leslie]

20 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You will if you dress like you live in Australia.

fuckwit boring repartee

[Bjornebye]

'Guess Who' on Question of Sport. Used to love it you don't even get a look at their face these days the cunts 

[Champ]

Question of Sport. 

[Pureblood]

Guess Who?

[General Dryness]

Cunts

[Mook]

Modern day suit jackets with one button.

 

People wearing them look like total roasters.

 

Three buttons or fuck off.

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

Modern day suit jackets with one button.

 

People wearing them look like total roasters.

 

Three buttons or fuck off.

 

 

I can live with 2 buttons but he's a fucking prat whatever he's dressed in. Unfunny twat