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little things that annoy the shit out of you


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15 hours ago, belarus said:

Internet terms, usually American, do my fucking suede in.

 

“Triggered” is the worst, following in the annoying footsteps of “cuck”, “snowflake” and....all the others.

I quite enjoy cuck. You can append it to nearly anything to make it sound offensive. Wagecuck etc. 

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

She sounds fit to be fair, although she is horrified that someone called Colin just sent her an unsolicited dick pick 

Could be the start of a beautiful relationship.

 

Especially if she sends back a picture of her min...

 

.......Lets stop this now    

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To be fair going back to your original rant, I agree fully. Especially when they give you 2 or 3 numbers then pause. Your just like "yeah and the rest? I can remember more than 3 fucking numbers you ... in-fact forget it you fucking tart, I'm going home to watch Countdown" 

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Every time I go to type Remmie the predictive changes it to Remix. Overtime it does it I get R Kelly - Ignition (Remix) in my head:

 

"It's the remix to Ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishin"

 

Pisses me off. A bit. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Every time I go to type Remmie the predictive changes it to Remix. Overtime it does it I get R Kelly - Ignition (Remix) in my head:

 

"It's the remix to Ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got every man in here wishin"

 

Pisses me off. A bit. 

 

 

Take it to the basketball thread, you yank cunt.

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Every fucking programme on the tele now, when giving distances, measures it in kilometres. Fucking hell, our speed limits are in mph and our signs show distances in miles.

 

Mark my words, this is just the build up to us converting. And what will happen? The speed limit on motorways will be 100 kmh - 62mph, and A roads will be 80kmh - 50mph. Thats what will fucking happen. It'll be like Australia which, i must add, is the most boring fucking country in the world.

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