little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Tj hooker]

4 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Ive hit  patch where, despite driving a large van, very small cars will happily pull out in front of me causing me to break hard but then proceed onwards at 20mph- and then, just to take the f**king biscuit, use all of my well thought out back road short cuts....like they are in a f**king hurry!!!!      

I think we do a very similar job 

[Dave D]

The bloke in Aldi earlier that I suspect of moving my trolley when I dashed back an aisle or two to get something I forgot. He was my aisle enemy from the off- Proper Mr Twatface hovering in front of the potatoes on his phone sort. If I had seem him move the trolley my response would have been a touch irrational by my own admission 

   

[Dave D]

10 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

 

Yep- I would

[Trumo]

5 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Putting menu signs after the speaker bit in drive thru's. 

 

Stop frequenting those shit holes.

[Bobby Hundreds]

12 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

Stop frequenting those shit holes.

No chance. Sometimes I just need synthetic food.

[Anny Road]

Soil on mushrooms.

Particularly from Tesco. If I buy them from the Co-Op then are clean

I'm no food snob and I just eat them as they are but why is it Ok to sell one product unwashed and another covered in fucks knows what mushrooms grow in. Fuck off Tesco.

I'm told it is sterile but considering what the burgers were made from I'm inclined not to believe that.

[Liverpool lad]

Dozy arses who people don't expect much from being given a free pass to be fucking useless

 

'oh you know what they are like'

[Oh Buoy]

2 hours ago, Anny Road said:

Soil on mushrooms.

Particularly from Tesco. If I buy them from the Co-Op then are clean

I'm no food snob and I just eat them as they are but why is it Ok to sell one product unwashed and another covered in fucks knows what mushrooms grow in. Fuck off Tesco.

I'm told it is sterile but considering what the burgers were made from I'm inclined not to believe that.

It probably would have been easier to type 'soil' here. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I don't know shit about DIY but just had to go to a timber yard, I've never felt like less of a man whilst these experts buzz their tits off at the quim dressed as a man. I will fuck them up with whatever this cut of wood is I've just bought.

[Trumo]

5 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I don't know shit about DIY but just had to go to a timber yard, I've never felt like less of a man whilst these experts buzz their tits off at the quim dressed as a man. I will fuck them up with whatever this cut of wood is I've just bought.

 

How much do their stadium tours cost then?

[Stouffer]

Serious jocking.

 

Fuck off.

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I don't know shit about DIY but just had to go to a timber yard, I've never felt like less of a man whilst these experts buzz their tits off at the quim dressed as a man. I will fuck them up with whatever this cut of wood is I've just bought.

What you need is a forty foot bastard, a bucket of jumped up custard, and three lengths of 2x4x5x6.

[Remmie]

I bet you picked the obvious wood, you know the sort, brown, from a tree etc. You disgust me. 

[Oh Buoy]

Went to blam a hole in one of the bathroom tiles as starting to prep for a new suite. One of the chips went in my eye. Thought I was going to go blind for life. 

 

I’m fine now like but aas almost life threatening. One tile down, four million left to go. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

16 hours ago, Blertacus said:

Went to blam a hole in one of the bathroom tiles as starting to prep for a new suite. One of the chips went in my eye. Thought I was going to go blind for life. 

 

I’m fine now like but aas almost life threatening. One tile down, four million left to go. 

Google goggles.

[ZonkoVille77]

16 hours ago, Blertacus said:

Went to blam a hole in one of the bathroom tiles as starting to prep for a new suite. One of the chips went in my eye. Thought I was going to go blind for life. 

 

I’m fine now like but aas almost life threatening. One tile down, four million left to go. 

 

Blertacus is right.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

22 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I don't know shit about DIY but just had to go to a timber yard, I've never felt like less of a man whilst these experts buzz their tits off at the quim dressed as a man. I will fuck them up with whatever this cut of wood is I've just bought.

I wouldn’t get aggressive mate, you could end up in all sorts of lumber.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Bog rolls that snap off one sheet at a fucking time in work.

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Bog rolls that snap off one sheet at a fucking time in work.

Dougie Brownfingers.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Dougie "juan sheet" doins.

[Vincent Vega]

The fact that Radiohead fan boys everywhere go for Paranoid Android ahead of the vastly superior There There. Fucking wankers.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

The fact that Radiohead fan boys everywhere go for Paranoid Android ahead of the vastly superior There There. Fucking wankers.

They have 4 good songs. The rest are shite. Fuck you. 

[Curly]

Internet terms, usually American, do my fucking suede in.

 

“Triggered” is the worst, following in the annoying footsteps of “cuck”, “snowflake” and....all the others.

[Bobby Hundreds]

In rainbows is my favourite radiohead album. Probably because at the time I used to smoke weed and had a laser star lamp.

[Remmie]

29 minutes ago, belarus said:

Internet terms, usually American, do my fucking suede in.

 

“Triggered” is the worst, following in the annoying footsteps of “cuck”, “snowflake” and....all the others.

You wouldn't say that if you were woke.