little things that annoy the shit out of you

[sir roger]

4 hours ago, Elite said:

Stick it in a tub of vaseline.

Good shout, but what about his shoe ?

[Trumo]

Sites that request that you to disable your adblocker to view them, yet still display that request even after you have done so. I've been trying to read a few articles on Der Spiegel's website but am unable to do so. The 'turn it off and then on again' suggestion won't work, and looking online for a solution only comes up with techy nerds effectively asking you to rebuild the whole damn machine such is the complicated nature of their advice.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

7 hours ago, Trumo said:

Sites that request that you to disable your adblocker to view them, yet still display that request even after you have done so. I've been trying to read a few articles on Der Spiegel's website but am unable to do so. The 'turn it off and then on again' suggestion won't work, and looking online for a solution only comes up with techy nerds effectively asking you to rebuild the whole damn machine such is the complicated nature of their advice.

Put DuckDuckGo browser on yer phone or tablet, allow it to run what it wants then, burn after the session 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Waking up to see that two of my fence panels didn't survive the winds last night. Pretty sure this is what they feel like in Tornado Alley in the US.

 

Couple of plants fell over too; we will rebuild.

[The Golden Eel]

When you're doing your dishes and cutlery you've already washed slides back into the sink out the side of the drying rack. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, DimReaper said:

When you're doing your dishes and cutlery you've already washed slides back into the sink out the side of the drying rack. 

Or onto the floor.

[neko]

dust jackets on books....pointless and annoying.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 10/19/2018 at 5:48 PM, Trumo said:

Mobile screencaps that include all that extraneous bullshit such as what network you're on and how much battery power you have left. Usually sent by people who really need to put their phone on charge.

 

Not me, bro. 

 

 

 

It honestly makes me toes curl when I see one and the battery is on something like 8%. 

 

What are you doing, you lunatic? Fucking plug it in!

[Chairman Meow]

23 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Not me, bro. 

 

 

 

It honestly makes me toes curl when I see one and the battery is on something like 8%. 

 

What are you doing, you lunatic? Fucking plug it in!

I don't have an iphone and very few people contact me on account of me being a cunt of epic proportions.

 

8% battery can give me a full day of use easy. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Sky Sports News all of a sudden covering basketball extensively. Pure coincidence that Sky recently snapped up the UK TV rights to the NBA, of course. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Got a few trees in the garden but recently had the biggest one cut down. Just as many bloody leaves to get rid of. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Friends who you can't show a meme or picture on your phone to without them ordering 6 pizzas and deleting your phoenbook at the same time.

[Jairzinho]

Selling stuff in Spain.

 

I am trying to get rid off my old laptop. It's up for 120, I'll take a 100.

 

"Will you take 90?"

 

"No. I would accept 100".

 

"I think 90 is good. Think about it"

 

Every cunt thinks they're in a gangster film or something.

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Friends who you can't show a meme or picture on your phone to without them ordering 6 pizzas and deleting your phoenbook at the same time.

Are many of your friends toddlers?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

25 minutes ago, Mook said:

Are many of your friends toddlers?

Specifically my mate I live with, if I pass him my phone to look at anything I guarantee he'll instantly press something on the phone and go off it.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Walking through town and having do dodge low flying pigeons.

[Sugar Ape]

When you’re in a shopping centre or somewhere waiting for the lift with the baby in the pram and about six young, able bodied people are waiting in front of you for the lift even though the escalator is 10ft away. Fucking cunts.

 

Also, people who stand to the left not moving while everyone else is standing to the right on the escalators so you can’t walk past them. 

[Rico1304]

4 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Selling stuff in Spain.

 

I am trying to get rid off my old laptop. It's up for 120, I'll take a 100.

 

"Will you take 90?"

 

"No. I would accept 100".

 

"I think 90 is good. Think about it"

 

Every cunt thinks they're in a gangster film or something.

Spain you say?  

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Selling stuff in Spain.

 

I am trying to get rid off my old laptop. It's up for 120, I'll take a 100.

 

"Will you take 90?"

 

"No. I would accept 100".

 

"I think 90 is good. Think about it"

 

Every cunt thinks they're in a gangster film or something.

Get out of there mate 

[The Golden Eel]

1 hour ago, Sugar Ape said:

When you’re in a shopping centre or somewhere waiting for the lift with the baby in the pram and about six young, able bodied people are waiting in front of you for the lift even though the escalator is 10ft away. Fucking cunts.

 

Also, people who stand to the left not moving while everyone else is standing to the right on the escalators so you can’t walk past them. 

I think the crux of the matter is that lot of people are selfish, thoughtless morons. I've actually stopped being in any way polite about these types of things.

 

Last week in Tesco, I'm at the checkout and some moron at the checkout beside me had her trolley and fat arse at the end of the checkout in such a way that the person in front of me, who didn't have a trolley, couldn't comfortably get past. She said "excuse me" and said moron moved the slightest fucking bit so the woman in front of me could just about get through. 

 

She was still in the same position when I had to get past and I literally just bashed her trolley out of the way with her mine. I was quite proud of myself tbh. 

[rubble-rouser]

2 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

When you’re in a shopping centre or somewhere waiting for the lift with the baby in the pram and about six young, able bodied people are waiting in front of you for the lift even though the escalator is 10ft away. Fucking cunts.

 

Also, people who stand to the left not moving while everyone else is standing to the right on the escalators so you can’t walk past them. 

See also people who don’t start looking for the train ticket that they can’t find until they are standing right in front of the barriers, thus blocking access for everyone else.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, rubble-rouser said:

See also people who don’t start looking for the train ticket that they can’t find until they are standing right in front of the barriers, thus blocking access for everyone else.

If I ever woke up with a mind to go on a shooting spree, I can guarantee the first place I would head towards is the fucking barriers at a busy train station at 8:15am. Most probably Oxford Rd in Manchester. 

 

Disclaimer: If the feds are reading this I am not serious. I am a peaceful man. Until some cunt breathes on the train. 

[Trumo]

You can add people who don't know how to use pay and display meters. You park up and have to wait a few minutes while some fucktard who has no idea what their number plate is works out what they're meant to be doing.

[Jairzinho]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Get out of there mate 

Can't speak much right now I'm sfhba dfha dkfdsf dsfsd fsdfsdsfs

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Madness. £90?

 

It's not worth 80.