little things that annoy the shit out of you

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Nah. It was bang in the centre, and mainly Sunday night. Saw some of the general destruction they did as I was cycling back from seeing a mate but not when they were charging the police or lobbing chairs at cars etc. Mate of mine, woman, 5 ft nothing, was pretty shook up by what she saw as she was out very close to it all at the time. 

 

 

It just isn't the city for it. Especially in the centre. No-one wants a fight. It's why I wish they'd fucked off to Tres Mil Viviendas as I doubt most of them would ever come back to the city to be twats again.

England fans fighting? Well colour me very surprised. What utter cunts they all are.

[cloggypop]

Sounds exactly like last time they were in Amsterdam for a friendly. Horrible racist wool blerts. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Cold callers. Fella over the road got a roof put on his conservatory so they’ve been coming around for weeks, even insisted on giving a quote.

I’m jetwashing the roof of the Conservatory yesterday and this nob is talking to me offering more quotes. 

I said to him that I can build another Conservatory with a tiled roof for less than their fucking quote. So he asked me if I needed new windows.

You tell me I said. Prick.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

19 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Cold callers. Fella over the road got a roof put on his conservatory so they’ve been coming around for weeks, even insisted on giving a quote.

I’m jetwashing the roof of the Conservatory yesterday and this nob is talking to me offering more quotes. 

I said to him that I can build another Conservatory with a tiled roof for less than their fucking quote. So he asked me if I needed new windows.

You tell me I said. Prick.

Some fucker phoned us yesterday in work, blathering about energy prices, I said ah me missus sorts that out mate, can you give me yer wife’s number he says, no I fucking can’t was my response. 

[ZonkoVille77]

25 minutes ago, Arthur Friedenreich said:

Some fucker phoned us yesterday in work, blathering about energy prices, I said ah me missus sorts that out mate, can you give me yer wife’s number he says, no I fucking can’t was my response. 

 

Reminds me of a mate of mine a few years back. Same thing, energy company calls and he says the missus looks after that. The bloke on the phone asks to speak to her and my mate tells him "not a good time, she's having a shit". End of conversation.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

34 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

Reminds me of a mate of mine a few years back. Same thing, energy company calls and he says the missus looks after that. The bloke on the phone asks to speak to her and my mate tells him "not a good time, she's having a shit". End of conversation.

Superb, I half want them to call back now, so I can use that 

[Redder Lurtz]

On 10/10/2018 at 6:43 PM, Remmie said:

The other Yank one which currently cunts me in the bastard is "you got this".

 

The thing you've got is hopefully shithouse dog Aids you clagnut. 

"Gotten" gets far too much use on this site for my liking. Grinds my fucking gears. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

You guys!

[Tony Moanero]

I’m sick of hearing people say “exited for” instead of “excited about”.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I could care less!

[Mook]

Basically if you copy anything that Americans say & you're not doing it in a prohibition-era gangster accent, you sound/look like a complete cunt.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Some of us already sound and look like complete cunts.

[magicrat]

People that respond to the "who did that ?" question with "I'm Sparticus "

No your'e not a fictional Roman galley slave , you're a sad cliched cunt. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Basically if you copy anything that Americans say & you're not doing it in a prohibition-era gangster accent, you sound/look like a complete cunt.

I like what you did there see, you’re a man after my own heart see, i’m on top of the world maaaa!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 minutes ago, magicrat said:

People that respond to the "who did that ?" question with "I'm Sparticus "

No your'e not a fictional Roman galley slave , you're a sad cliched cunt. 

What the Romans should have said in the film was this “ you do all know we’re going to Crucify Spartacus? “

 

You would then have heard the heroic heroic crowd saying this,

 

” That’s him over there the one with the big dent in his chin, looks like Kirk Douglas “

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

People who spell ridiculous “ rediculous “ ironic from me I know as I use the American spelling for runny shit but it is spelt correctly.

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

People who spell ridiculous “ rediculous “ ironic from me I know as I use the American spelling for runny shit but it is spelt correctly.

Hey, douche bag, it's "spelled".

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

Hey, douche bag, it's "spelled".

You got me copper!

[SammyAftershave]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

Basically if you copy anything that Americans say & you're not doing it in a prohibition-era gangster accent, you sound/look like a complete cunt.

[Trumo]

Mobile screencaps that include all that extraneous bullshit such as what network you're on and how much battery power you have left. Usually sent by people who really need to put their phone on charge.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Wrapping my missus birthday presents this morning, turns out I'm horrific at covering simple shapes with a layer of paper. Usually I pay to get it done or my mum and sisters are given the task.

 

If you placed my wrapped gifts alongside a child's drawing where the mum and dad are bigger than the house you'd point at my creation and think who gave the retard kid scissors.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Changed my broadband for the first time in 7 years. Suddenly my line has a problem and an engineer needs to come round to set it up. 

 

Thusly I am using my hotspot to do uni work. Ball ache. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

One of my shoes has developed a squeak. 

 

Everywhere I go: right step, normal; left step, annoying; right step, normal; left step, annoying. 

 

All fucking day.

[Elite]

20 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

One of my shoes has developed a squeak. 

 

Everywhere I go: right step, normal; left step, annoying; right step, normal; left step, annoying. 

 

All fucking day.

Stick it in a tub of vaseline.

[SammyAftershave]

Have you considered hopping?