little things that annoy the shit out of you

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

13 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Dried Weetabix in a bowl. You basically need to go clean the bowl immediately because the dishwasher ain’t getting that shit off after it has dried on. It’s a hammer and chisel job.

A Dishwasher? Are you from the future.

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, DimReaper said:

Sitting in a slow-moving queue of cars earlier - moving forward 5 metres, then stopping for 20 seconds type of thing, but this woman behind me kept turning off her engine every single time she stopped and turning it back on to move again. It didn't really make any difference to me but it was really, really, really irritating. 

 

You sure her car didn't have Stop/Start?

[Tony Moanero]

On 9/20/2018 at 2:53 PM, Mook said:

I'd quite like to go through a few of the Big Breakfast presenters.

 

I seem to remember they had Jenny McCarthy presenting it for a week, getting to school was a struggle after wanking myself to death I can tell you.

 

[Tony Moanero]

Shit fish and chips. Far too many chippies are rubbish, nowadays. Pale, insipid, undercooked chips. Overly greasy, stodgy and soggy batter. 

[Remmie]

On 9/24/2018 at 9:24 PM, Numero Veinticinco said:

Dried Weetabix in a bowl. You basically need to go clean the bowl immediately because the dishwasher ain’t getting that shit off after it has dried on. It’s a hammer and chisel job.

Just soak those mofos bro, 'Bix will slide its ass right off

[VladimirIlyich]

On 9/24/2018 at 6:20 PM, DimReaper said:

Sitting in a slow-moving queue of cars earlier - moving forward 5 metres, then stopping for 20 seconds type of thing, but this woman behind me kept turning off her engine every single time she stopped and turning it back on to move again. It didn't really make any difference to me but it was really, really, really irritating. 

Are you sure it wasnt a feature of the car? My lads have got newish Fiestas that do this.

[Champ]

When you message people who don’t have/don’t let you see whether they’ve read your message or not

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

People trying to get on heavily congested trains with bikes and camping gear. 

 

Im all for charging people a small fee to carry equipment which could take the space of another human being. It's like a sardine simulator as it is without a bagpack the size of a midget being thrown into the mix. 

[Rico1304]

Went to my mums for chippy tea last night, there were 5 adults and one child.  She asks everyone what they want then starts fucking about with the order. “We’ll order 4 chips as me and your dad can’t eat a full portion”

 

No, fuck off and order what we asked for and throw away 8 chips if necessary. 

[Champ]

20 minutes ago, rico1304 said:

Went to my mums for chippy tea last night, there were 5 adults and one child.  She asks everyone what they want then starts fucking about with the order. “We’ll order 4 chips as me and your dad can’t eat a full portion”

 

No, fuck off and order what we asked for and throw away 8 chips if necessary. 

Your mum is my sister?

[Tony Moanero]

Did she order gravy or curry, rico?

[Tony Moanero]

My wife always suggests we share a portion of chips. We never do. I won’t even order fish and chips as a meal deal, as you rarely get enough. Has to be a large portion of chips and piece of fish bought separately.

[Rico1304]

30 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Did she order gravy or curry, rico?

My brother had fish,chips sausage and gravy. He’s a deviant. 

[Anny Road]

Flip side of this was last night big gathering 6 kids 4 adults.

10 portions of fish and chips to be ordered at 8 quid a pop.

I said im not hungry just get 9.

You are not getting any of ours they said.

2 fish and 4 chip butties later I was stuffed.

[General Dryness]

Although to be fair two of the adults weren't very hungry as they'd just had all of their teeth knocked out.

[Anny Road]

No they just had eyes bigger than their bellies and were there looking after children.

[TheBitch]

On 9/24/2018 at 9:24 PM, Numero Veinticinco said:

Dried Weetabix in a bowl. You basically need to go clean the bowl immediately because the dishwasher ain’t getting that shit off after it has dried on. It’s a hammer and chisel job.

My Mrs is a cunt for this. 

 

As soon as I'm finished my cereal, specifically Weetabx, I'm out there, swilling the bowl, she will leave the bowl lying around then stick it on the side and it'll be 12 hours later when I'm in from work when I find it. 

 

May as well just bin the bowl and start again. 

 

I've put the bowl under her pillow previously when I've found it cemented up as a reminder to rinse it out when she's done and she's asked what the fuck it's all about.

Next time, she'll leave it, same again.

 

When I finally walk out on her, I will cite this as the straw that broke the camels back.

[Trumo]

In days of yore, the phrase "someone's had their Weebabix" was made to imply that said person had shown themselves to be extremely strong or energetic or bright. Nowadays, it means someone has not rinsed their fucking bowl. How times change.

[Elite]

I use dried Weetabix to reinforce my walls.

[sir roger]

Not sure about the abrasive qualities of dried weetabix but when we moved into our first house there was something on all of the walls called Lincrusta & me and the Mrs both ripped our hands apart trying to get rid of the stuff.

[cloggypop]

14 hours ago, Trumo said:

In days of yore, the phrase "someone's had their Weebabix" was made to imply that said person had shown themselves to be extremely strong or energetic or bright. Nowadays, it means someone has not rinsed their fucking bowl. How times change.

Someone didn't have their Weebabix

[Stouffer]

I miss my dishwasher so much.

[General Dryness]

13 hours ago, Stouffer said:

I miss my dishwasher so much.

Why did she leave you?

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Why did she leave you?

Smelled of spunk?

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Smelled of spunk?

If he played his cards right.