little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Captain Turdseye]

Making a cup of tea when I haven't even boiled the kettle. The fuck am I doing.

I've done that a few times. Also thrown the teabag in the sink and the spoon in the bin on more than one occasion. Usually before an early shift, I'm all over the place at five in the morning. I remember once having both work boots on and laced up before I realised I didn't have any kecks on.

[Dougie Do'ins]

People who rapidly press the call button on a lift. It wont fucking come any quicker you impatient tit. If your in that much of a hurry, use the fucking stairs.

 

Which brings me onto my next moan. Lazy fuckers who use a lift to go up or down one floor. I could understand if you were weighed down with boxes and bags, but your not.  

[Harry Squatter]

People who rapidly press the call button on a lift. It wont fucking come any quicker you impatient tit. If your in that much of a hurry, use the fucking stairs.

 

Which brings me onto my next moan. Lazy fuckers who use a lift to go up or down one floor. I could understand if you were weighed down with boxes and bags, but your not.

Normally fat twats who moan that they can't lose weight, well maybe just where I work.

[Harry Squatter]

People who have no idea where they are driving to and just rely on stopping people for directions.

[Champ]

Getting stranded when you're out when the person who's giving you a lift home decides that they don't want any early night after all

[Furmedge]

Travelling russians are fucking horrible. Had a load stay at our hotel in egypt and they were just rude and arrogant.

 

Posts on facebook like "if travelling was free you would never see me again"

Yeah like your the only one. Cunt.

Couldn't agree more

Where were you both around 8am yesterday morning? Asking for some Egyptians.

[Remmie]

Fucking prick taxis doubling their prices when it's cold and busy. Also just not turning up. We were stranded in the cold for 2.5 hours before finding said rip off merchant. 2 minutes after getting in, our errant booked cab shows up

[Remmie]

Speaking of cabs, we took a charity cab on the way out last night. By charity, I mean a non-cab driving lady was giving lifts in her Ford Ka for a tenner with proceeds going to a fundraiser for a local mum needing last hope experimental therapy in the states. Anyway, some jobsworth cunt has reported her to the council after seeing her Facebook post. This was a one off night when cabs are fucking scarce as it is.

[Captain Turdseye]

Speaking of cabs, we took a charity cab on the way out last night. By charity, I mean a non-cab driving lady was giving lifts in her Ford Ka for a tenner with proceeds going to a fundraiser for a local mum needing last hope experimental therapy in the states. Anyway, some jobsworth cunt has reported her to the council after seeing her Facebook post. This was a one off night when cabs are fucking scarce as it is.

There's some proper gobshites around, man. Hopefully karma will come back and bite the cunt that reported her on the arse.

[Trumo]

A few years ago, a Tory MP was moaning about cabbies ripping off customers after a night out. I can't remember if the story was published after the MP went on social media to complain or whether it was via the press directly, but I remember thinking they'd simply been the victim of proper Tory behaviour so should shut the fuck up.

[BENIRL]

The fucking guy that dances in the bud add. I will hunt you down.

 

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[Liverpool lad]

People who see everything black and white because they are too thick to comprehend the complexity of the argument

 

An example of this is a complex discussion about benefits and some mouth breather will just pipe up with 'Just get a job'

 

 

 

Also people who are just awkward bastards for the sake of it,

 

'you get that text I sent?'

 

'Yes but don't like texting'

 

Brilliant 

[cloggypop]

The fucking guy that dances in the bud add. I will hunt you down.

 

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[Dougie Do'ins]

Fussy eaters. Just fuck off.

[Liverpool lad]

Fussy eaters. Just fuck off.

 

 

And people who have a tea and coffee specification that is only there to wind people up

 

'Only two people can do the coffee the way I like it'

 

The above sentence shows that the problem is with you and not the poor twat who offered you a hot drink.  As long as it is in a clean cup and roughly what I asked for then I am happy, an extra 30ml of milk isn't going to see me lob it down the sink

[General Dryness]

Fussy eaters. Just fuck off.

Had to do a double take as at first glance I thought that said pussy eaters.

[Liverpool lad]

Family members who only phone when they want something. You can go weeks without speaking to them and as soon as the phone rings you know it is going to cost time and money

[Trumo]

Cunts who just have to get into or out of their car the very moment you're about to pass them. If they just waited a couple more seconds, there is absolutely nothing behind me so they can do what they want after that.

[Captain Turdseye]

Family members who only phone when they want something. You can go weeks without speaking to them and as soon as the phone rings you know it is going to cost time and money

You post this or something similar on an almost weekly basis, Mark. Maybe it's time you said something to them.

[cloggypop]

You post this or something similar on an almost weekly basis, Mark. Maybe it's time you said something to them.

He should give them some advice.

[Liverpool lad]

Just have. Called one of them a dickhead and told them to fuck off when they were being arsey because I turned up at the time they specified. In a nutshell, I was dropping a family member off at a train station and they told me to arrive at a specific time. So when I got there at the agreed time, they expected me to sit around until they were ready to leave because they didn't want to stand in a train station for any longer than needs be but it is fine for me to take 40 minutes out of my evening to take them

 

I have taken to ignoring as many calls as possible but they get you in a pinzer movement. One rings then another and you can guarantee one day it will be important

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just have. Called one of them a dickhead

Your mum again?

[Harry Squatter]

People who tell you to get in with things and stop moaning but when they have a similar problem they moan like twats and expect everyone to listen to their terrible predicament.

[Harry Squatter]

People who send you loads of texts but when you phone them they are suddenly unable to answer the phone.

[General Dryness]

Similarly, when you just miss a call and phone straight back and they don't answer. Did you drop the phone and run away when I didn't answer?