Halloween

[VladimirIlyich]

On 31/10/2023 at 08:53, Harry's Lad said:

An interesting article for Halloween.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-67067171

I wonder if the term 'daft' as in 'stupid' nowadays,came from the behaviour of the people poisoned because it was supposed to be in those humbugs? Or could it just mean a chepskate as in using it as a cheaper ingredient in foods? 

Possibly an interesting etymology there.

[Strontium]

Really busy this year, can't remember ever getting this many trick or treaters before.

[Anubis]

Have strategically parked the rear of the car between the drive entrance pillars so there is barely a gap either side. Little fuckers aren’t getting past that.

[Clem H Fandango]

Otherwise known as deliveroo for peado's.

[Captain Turdseye]

I was looking through the sweets she’d bought earlier and in the bowl were some full size Flakes. Took them all out, put ‘em in the fridge. Not dishing Flakes out like confetti, man. 

[Dave D]

40 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Have strategically parked the rear of the car between the drive entrance pillars so there is barely a gap either side. Little fuckers aren’t getting past that.

Driveway pillars?

 

You sure they won’t see you in the windows as they walk up the 100 foot driveway!!

 

 

[Jairzinho]

45 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Otherwise known as deliveroo for peado's.

 

Trick or suck treat.

[Harry's Lad]

We saw the last of the little bleeders about half an hour ago, the bell was going off every couple of minutes before that with the dogs going ballistic.

No wonder I'm mutton.

Pain in the arse this trick or treat bollocks.

[Lee909]

How much cocaine was involved in this

 

 

 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Lee909 said:

How much cocaine was involved in this

 

 

 

Imagine seeing that mad fucker on a Saturday night doing Karaoke down the pub, you'd shit yourself.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Happy All Saints Day 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

1 person knocked on mine and that was her family. I'm now going to be forced fed bags of sweets for the next few weeks.

[Captain Turdseye]

5 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

1 person knocked on mine and that was her family. I'm now going to be forced fed bags of sweets for the next few weeks.

I’ve kept all the Flakes. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Happy Pumpkin Soup day!

[halewood pete]

[halewood pete]

[Bobby Hundreds]

Been doing one legged squats that Liverbird. 

[Anubis]

16 hours ago, Dave D said:

Driveway pillars?

 

You sure they won’t see you in the windows as they walk up the 100 foot driveway!!

 

 

 

Dont be putting me in some low rent ghetto shit like that.

[Anubis]

This is why Turdseye was right to rescue the Flakes.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, halewood pete said:

Fuge won't like the FF on the GF and Babbs won't like the lack of cropping (and if you had 5% less charge I would have negged you) but that's a real Great Pumpkin, not like the shit that Linus farts on about.

[VladimirIlyich]

30 minutes ago, Anubis said:

This is why Turdseye was right to rescue the Flakes.

 

 

I hope the chocolate in those were rolled turds aka Cadburys.

[Anubis]

Turdseye yesterday.

 

[halewood pete]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Fuge won't like the FF on the GF and Babbs won't like the lack of cropping (and if you had 5% less charge I would have negged you) but that's a real Great Pumpkin, not like the shit that Linus farts on about.

Guilty as charged with the FF,but it is well documented in past posts that I have immunity from negs regarding cropping,as sanctioned by babbs !

[Anubis]

5 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

Guilty as charged with the FF,but it is well documented in past posts that I have immunity from negs regarding cropping,as sanctioned by babbs !

[Anubis]

Ok, I know I’ve been mean about trick or treating, but I hold my hand up here - this is brilliant. Second video below.