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Kolo Toure is better than Chuck Norris.


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Kolo Toure died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

 

Some magicians can walk on water. Kolo Toure can swim through land.

 

Kolo Toure can cut through a hot knife with butter.

 

Kolo Toure doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Kolo Toure.

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Kolo Toure can divide by zero.

 

Kolo's tears can cure any illness and bring about world peace. Unfortunately, he has never cried and never will.

 

Kolo Toure's chief export is pain.

 

If you can see Kolo, he can see you. If you can't see Kolo, you may have only seconds to live.

 

An increasingly popular method of suicide is to type "nutmeg Kolo" into Google, and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

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