The let's be positive thread

[G Richards]

Learn to dance and buy one of these

 

 

That's my sons Halloween costume for trick or treat on Friday! 

[kemskem]

Sturridge is coming back. To play with Mario, and it's going to work.

[bizzle10]

we wll be fighting everton for 5th

[El Dangerous]

Positivity is for cunts, you cunts.

[Sut]

Positivity is for cunts, you cunts.

 

[Alan Sex]

Bournemouth? I feel a semi coming on!

[Mook]

According to The Metro today we're in 'pole position' to sign Reus.

 

Mind you it's in The Metro so should probably be filed in the 'Negative Thread'...

[Sut]

Alan, I thought you were always at least on a semi.

[lebron]

MU - Swansea     1-2

Sunderland - MU 1-1

Burnley - MU       0-0

MU - QPR           4-0

Leicester - MU    5-3

MU - West Ham  2-1

MU - Everton      2-1

WBA - MU          2-2

MU - Chelsea     1-1

Man City - MU   1-0

 

13 pts from 10 games, apart from their 2 last, against teams they tend to do really well against or relegation fodder. Can't believe all the positive spin they're getting! We're in crisis, while they play one game a week and have a defence every bit as leaky as ours. If it weren't for Oliver it would have been 5-0 today, City carved them open at will. I'll give them one thing over us, they have a fantastic goalie, other than that, I can see them struggling to put teams away and go on a winning streak just as much as us. 3 of their next four are at home against lowly teams (Palace, Hull, Stoke), so they'll certainly have a chance of proving me wrong.....

 

All of this is written in the belief (of others) that they are our main competition for 4th. We're 8 pts (they are 9) behind Southampton now, I won't be comfortable if it gets into double figures.

[Bruce Spanner]

We are THREE points off fourth, with the inevitable Southampton fall off still to come it's wide open; fuck only knows how!

 

We have a LOT of players who couldn't play any worse if they fucking tried, so they have to improve.

 

We have, potentially, a great manager learning the ropes with us. Who has shown tactical innovation; as seen by the amount of teams, and Owls, copying his formations/tactics.

 

We have just lost one of the best players in a generation and we are waiting for someone, anyone, to grow a fucking set and man up and start dragging some results out; I'm not looking to Gerrard. 

 

Manchester United are fucking terrible! They have no fit/quality defenders until they can try and buy themselves out of trouble in January and we all know about 'bedding in periods'; if this doesn't work they are financially fucked. Genuinely I reckon they'll finish 6th/7th, as they are fucking terrible apart from the front four.

 

We are still, godonlyknowshow, still well and truly in it and a turn in form has to come, because we can't possibly get any worse with the genuine quality we have running through the team. It will happen, it has to, as we are not this bad! Not a chance.

 

We're getting fucking bummed by Real though, but we'll get out of the group, probably...

[Section_31]

A woman could cut off your penis and throw it out of a moving car.

[aws]

A woman could cut off your penis and throw it out of a moving car.

But a passing ambulance driver could catch it.

[Hades]

We are THREE points off fourth, with the inevitable Southampton fall off still to come it's wide open; fuck only knows how!

Southampton won't drop off, they sold us their shite and improved their team. We are forced to play said shite because of the inflated fees we paid. Same thing Newcastle did to us in 11/12 when we finished below them.

 

[KopOut]

Hello? Are there any other posts in this thread? Hello?

[stringvest]

Bournemouth? I feel a semi coming on!

 

I'm going down there for the crazy atmosphere and a beer with Ben.  

 

And I won't be the oldest in the town.  Even the shop windows are bifocal.

[Ranxerox]

Southampton won't drop off, they sold us their shite and improved their team. We are forced to play said shite because of the inflated fees we paid. Same thing Newcastle did to us in 11/12 when we finished below them.

 

They'll drop off for certain ... we're barely a quarter into the season. 

[BCM]

Hey.............. We're not going to get relegated.....

[Pureblood]

They'll drop off for certain ... we're barely a quarter into the season. 

 

The same was said of us last season.  If they can keep everyone fit they have a chance of staying up there. 

[Jairzinho]

They'll drop off from 2nd, but you could see them finishing 5th or 6th with an outside chance of 4th. Can't see them suddenly turning to shit and finishing bottom half.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Chins up, lads - we don't have to watch Liverpool play again for 15 days!

 

It's the first time in living memory that the international break is a positive.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The players might be feeling down in the dumps, their confidence hit but at least they are all young millionaires with stunning women who would usually be well out of their league desperate to hang off their dicks. Gotta look to the positives.

[kirkbyred1]

We'l be out of Europe after Ludo beat so we will have less games to be shit in

[ZonkoVille77]

Nothing to be positive about.

We are fuckin shite

[thompsonsnose]

Can.

Lallana.

Manquillo

Mig not quite as shit as i thought.

Sturridge to return.

 

Ummmm....

[Anubis]

Apparently Lovren makes a lovely cuppa, and his carrot cake is to die for.