I'm gonna' be a Dad!

[RedinSweden]

Well done Cain lad. I have seen your lass on fb, punching well above your weight there so I can understand wanting to nail it down with a sprog. Sensible stuff.

[Stu Monty]

Congrats. Goodbye sex life, sleep, eating anything that you can't microwave in 2 mins or less, etc etc.

 

Being a dad is the greatest thing ever, so you learn to ignore that stuff. Especially when the little buggers give a giggle or a smile just for you.

 

Then again, I have a 14 yr old daughter, a just turned 4 yr old daughter, a 2 yr old daughter and a son who is almost 8 months. Finally got a proper one after failing the first 3 tries so I can stop now.

 

I'm 43 but have probably aged 20 years in the last 4!

I've just tried to imagine what happens when a teenage lad starts to take Alan Sex's daughter out on a date. How the fuck does that conversation go when she's getting ready? Probably scary, just not in any conventional way.

[rb14]

 

Oh, come on. What did you expect?

[Alan Sex]

I've just tried to imagine what happens when a teenage lad starts to take Alan Sex's daughter out on a date. How the fuck does that conversation go when she's getting ready? Probably scary, just not in any conventional way.

I just need to tell them I have only one rule. Don't do anything to her you don't want me to do to you.

[Unrighteous]

I just need to tell them I have only one rule. Don't do anything to her you don't want me to do to you.

 

Heh... What if she's a gay fella's beard? She'd get bummed constantly!

[Carradona]

The lad didn't know how to make scrambled eggs until he was 20, how on earth he's going to be able to look after another human life-form is a truly frightening thought.

 

The world's fucked.

I was 19 actually.

[stringvest]

Raheem O'Sterling.

[Carradona]

Had our 20 week scan yesterday and the baby seems to be bigger than average. Obviously takes after their dad. Felt them kick for the first time last night too!

[Champ]

Had our 20 week scan yesterday and the baby seems to be bigger than average. Obviously takes after their dad. Felt them kick for the first time last night too!

 

Are we talking twins here?

[Carradona]

Nope, but that was what we were thinking at the start because my dad is a twin and my other half has twin sisters.

[rondeco]

Oh for the love of fucking christ and all eternity pray its not twins!

[Carradona]

Thankfully not!! I just said "them" because we don't know the gender and I didn't want to say "him" or "her" and make it look like we had found out if it was a boy or a girl.

[lifetime fan]

Best advice my brother ever had is when the baby is crying at night and won't stop, no matter how awake you are, no matter how much you want it to shut up, never, ever let on you are awake.

 

Once a woman knows you wake up when the baby is crying you're fucked!

[Champ]

Best advice my brother ever had is when the baby is crying at night and won't stop, no matter how awake you are, no matter how much you want it to shut up, never, ever let on you are awake.

 

Once a woman knows you wake up when the baby is crying you're fucked!

 

Bastards, the pair of you!

[Captain Turdseye]

Best advice my brother ever had is when the baby is crying at night and won't stop, no matter how awake you are, no matter how much you want it to shut up, never, ever let on you are awake.

 

Once a woman knows you wake up when the baby is crying you're fucked!

Haha. I've gone a different way about it, struck a deal with my bird whereby she does the night feeds and I get up whatever time the baby wakes up in the morning. It was 5am for a while but now she's not waking up until just before 7. I get up at that time anyway. Fucking win.

[lifetime fan]

Haha. I've gone a different way about it, struck a deal with my bird whereby she does the night feeds and I get up whatever time the baby wakes up in the morning. It was 5am for a while but now she's not waking up until just before 7. I get up at that time anyway. Fucking win.

Ginge works 6-2 2-10 alternate weeks, if he's on earlies he's got to be up at 5 so doing a night shift too is a bastard.

 

When they're young they only want tit anyway.

[lifetime fan]

Bastards, the pair of you!

Fuck did I do?

[Champ]

Ginge works 6-2 2-10 alternate weeks, if he's on earlies he's got to be up at 5 so doing a night shift too is a bastard.

 

When they're young they only want tit anyway.

 

Fuck did I do?

 

You know exactly!

 

Although reality is that if she's breastfeeding there's not a right lot for you lot to do...but pretending to be asleep *shakes head*

[lifetime fan]

He's majorly pissed off at the moment, his birds tits have disappeared now.

[Champ]

He's majorly pissed off at the moment, his birds tits have disappeared now.

 

I think this has been mentioned already.

 

No2?

[lifetime fan]

I think this has been mentioned already.

 

No2?

First. She didn't have any until she was pregnant though.

[Champ]

First. She didn't have any until she was pregnant though.

 

Nooo! I mean he'll be dropping hints about a second now he knows what he's missing

[lifetime fan]

Nooo! I mean he'll be dropping hints about a second now he knows what he's missing

 

He'd want her constantly pregnant.

[Rushies tash]

Nooo! I mean he'll be dropping hints about a second now he knows what he's missing

Ha ha, I'd forgotten about that. Mrs Tash's were epic when she was pregnant.

[Champ]

Ha ha, I'd forgotten about that. Mrs Tash's were epic when she was pregnant.

Not so bad now last time I looked!