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Alan Sex

Scariest Footballer

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Ozil's eyes

Ibrahimovic's nose

Suarez' teeth

Tony Woodcock's bubble perm

 

Photoshop anyone?

 

Any other suggestions?

 

Phil Jones' eyes

Phil Jones' nose

Like Chadwick's teeth (pre dental rearranging)

and the rest of Phil Jones.

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This man. He played for them when I was a wee boy. Reminded me of Animal from the Muppets. Both scared the crap out of me....

 

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For older viewers...Kenny Burn's broken nose, Tevez neck for sure, Luis' teeth AND Spock-like ears (they're horrible too..), all bolted-on to anything of Davie Dodds, once of Dundee Utd and nailed-on ugliest, ever. Add Terry Darracott's fetching hairline and wait for an electrical storm..

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Did he? Fuck sake he had already brought walters back with him from them cunts. God souness really was a shit manager.

 

What a player though. My dads favourite player yet he hates him more than most people

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