January 2014 Transfer Thread

[Major Tom]

yeah, maybe he's on some strange drugs hence the pace and that's why he's got to do the medical abroad.

 

On another note, our rivals for top4, Everton and United have strengthened. If I ever hear from the Liars, big words about wanting to bring Liverpool back to the CL, I will throw up.

Make sure you throw up on your computer.. Ruining it.

[Dr Nowt]

There's a picture of Moyes and Mata together been tweeted by the man himself.

 

Don't have nightmares, do sleep well.

[Tony Moanero]

Transfer windows are shit.

[Dunney Boy]

There's a decent article by David Conn in the Guardian about Man U's predicament and this bit is strangely prophetic about the way we're headed at the moment.." the Glazers look to have been a little over-focused on the eager accumulation of club sponsors helmed by the new chief executive Ed Woodward in the London office near the Ritz, rather than the defence, midfield and attack requirements in Manchester 16".

[Trumo]

There's a picture of Moyes and Mata together been tweeted by the man himself.

 

Don't have nightmares, do sleep well.

 

Is that the one where Mata pinched the Babelcopter to head up to Manchester?

[Tony Moanero]

Balls to United.

 

Balls to Mata.

[Etienne77]

Transfer windows are shit.

I agree. It's a total nonsense the way we get wound up during this period. Is it a sky thing? fucked if I know who or what controls this fucking farce.

[Tony Moanero]

I agree. It's a total nonsense the way we get wound up during this period. Is it a sky thing? fucked if I know who or what controls this fucking farce.

[Tony Moanero]

Jim Shite.

[Dr Nowt]

Is that the one where Mata pinched the Babelcopter to head up to Manchester?

It's too horrible for this time of night Trumo.

 

A cadaverous grinning wretch staring through the camera, while a fresh-faced young innocent joins him in holding up that burger joint uniform shirt of theirs.

 

Shades of watching a corpulent pensioner in Bangkok slope off with a girl of dubious age.

[Faustus]

Moyes will probably play him at right back or something.

 

Giving Moyes a player of his quality is the equivalent of God giving Cliff Richard a 10 inch knob.

[Paco]

Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers is ready to swoop for Spanish super starlet Saul Niguez, writes Alan Nixon in the Sunday People.

Rodgers has had a hush-hush meeting with the Atletico Madrid midfielder’s dad on Merseyside about a deadline swoop – to make up for ­missing out on Mohamed Salah.

And the Reds' chief will make a final decision on the ­Under-21 international on Sunday, when he sends a delegation to see him in La Liga action.

Midfield dynamo Saul is due to play for Rayo Vallecano – where he is on loan – AGAINST Atletico, and is desperate to get his future sorted fast.

Rodgers knows Saul has a fixed price of £20million in his contract with Atletico. But an offer of around £12m may work.

Liverpool’s failure to land Salah – when Chelsea came in late on the back of sorting Juan Mata's move to Manchester United – has left them a man light in midfield.

And worries about Lucas Leiva’s fitness after his latest injury means Rodgers is short of a player of Saul’s ­all-round ability.

Liverpool also know that Arsenal have met Luis Antonio Niguez, Saul’s father, while Chelsea and Manchester United are on the prowl.

Liverpool can probably ­offer the best chance of ­immediate first-team football as Rodgers looks for an extra capture to keep their top-four push going.

Saul is keen to play in Sunday’s match against his parent club to show he has the bottle for the big occasion.

Rodgers knows that landing him would also give Liverpool a major asset for the future.

The final price will dictate the deal and where he goes, but Saul and his dad are dead set on a move before this ­window slams shut on Friday.

[BCM]

That Vallecano stream will be busy tomorrow then

[Russ Atmosphere]

writes Alan Nixon in the Sunday People.

 

His transfer story hit-rate is equivalent to a chimp/dart set-up.

[TheHowieLama]

 

Shades of watching a corpulent pensioner in Bangkok slope off with a girl of dubious age.

 

Yep , good times...good times.

[TheHowieLama]

Rodgers is on the case, 'saul good.

[Gnasher]

 

I agree. It's a total nonsense the way we get wound up during this period. Is it a sky thing? fucked if I know who or what controls this fucking farce.

Yep, the club should be applauded for taking a principled stance in refusing to sign any new players.

[Phoenix]

Better call Saul

[Mathewbet1]

[Sangria]

Saul was the bollocks.  At least that put a smile on my face.  One more Tuesday to go so there is still hope.

[bossy]

Priced at 20 mill offer 12. Hmmmmm

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Priced at 20 mill offer 12. Hmmmmm

That's his release clause, isn't it? It's legally required that he have one in his contract, so there's no reason to offer that. I wouldn't be offering even that sort of cash. 12 seems hefty for somebody who has only played a couple of first team games.

[Josef Svejk]

The last Spanish kid we signed from a Spanish club which had loaned him out to another Spanish club the previous season...

 

Ah, fuck it. Alan Nixon.

[drewy]

As I've already said Mata is a class act but essentially as far as this season goes, he a £37m sticky plaster.

 

The mancs have problems which run much deeper than one marque signing. Their centre backs are 30+ and their replacements are.. well a bit shit.

 

Their midfield is shit, as is Wellbeck and Van Persie is 30+ and a moody cunt to boot. They will also be paying the chubby thick kid upwards of £300k a week IF he doesn't fuck off to the Chavs which in turn will further weaken them.

 

Purple nose fucked off for a reason and not just because he pissed his pants.

[JagSquared]

Niguez? 12 match ban for suarez coming up then.