FAO men cohabiting with women

[Bjornebye]

She has

 

Just an argument over fuck all ended up being a war, fat lazy housemate got involved so I told her a few home truths etc. Usual shit. Both played the victim, especially fat housemate which made me even more angry when I spoke with my bird an hour later on the phone. Ridiculous. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Start a beard thread, you scruffy caveman cunt.

 

And we'll discuss it there.

Oh when I get back in the country I will. Don't you worry.

[Stu Monty]

I cannot comprehend why some of you lot are with these people.

 

*shakes head*

[TheBitch]

At this moment in time I can't see me ever cohabiting with a woman again.

[Champ]

At this moment in time I can't see me ever cohabiting with a woman again.

It was that bad?

[Alan Sex]

At this moment in time I can't see me ever cohabiting with a woman again.

Give pony a message. Might be able to set you up.

[Captain Turdseye]

Bjornebye has defo banged the fat housemate.

[Rushies tash]

At this moment in time I can't see me ever cohabiting with a woman again.

Sounds bad mate. Is that what the neg was for?

[General Dryness]

Bjornebye has defo banged the fat housemate.

 

Think you've hit the nail on the head there, Turdsy old son.

 

He had a pop at chubba over takeawaygate, and it developed into savage hate sex, with tromboning and everything.

[Bjornebye]

seriously i fucking haven't touched it. even you wouldn't John. 

 

and thats saying something. 

[mattyq]

seriously i fucking haven't touched it. even you wouldn't John. 

 

and thats saying something. 

 

Not even if she was wearing a sexy pair of cargo jeans?

[Bjornebye]

Not even if she was wearing a sexy pair of cargo jeans?

 

not even on her head 

[General Dryness]

seriously i fucking haven't touched it. even you wouldn't John. 

 

and thats saying something. 

 

Bold words them.

[Bjornebye]

Bold words them.

 

you wanna see the state of it. I know he isn't partial to the odd two headed bird but this one is a prime target for archaeologists 

[Champ]

At this moment in time I can't see me ever cohabiting with a woman again.

 

 

Sounds bad mate. Is that what the neg was for?

He doesnt need a reason

[General Dryness]

you wanna see the state of it. I know he isn't partial to the odd two headed bird but this one is a prime target for archaeologists 

 

Actually I do. Get a sly pic of it on your phone, and let the GF decide.

[Rushies tash]

He doesnt need a reason

Yeah I know, and I've got bigger things to worry about. It was just a bit out of the blue. Oh well...

[Champ]

Yeah I know, and I've got bigger things to worry about. It was just a bit out of the blue. Oh well...

You got one too? I thought you were referring to me. It seems to be an occupational hazard for me these days

[Sugar Ape]

I think I now understand Paul's negging. In rapey's absence it looks like Paul is understudying as threadrules monitor. All right, all right, I'm off to the Small Pleasures thread, my original destination

 

AHEM!

[Sugar Ape]

Can we try to rip Bjorneby on the just the one thread at a time whilst I'm at it. Every fucking thread on here at the minute seems to be the same.

[TheBitch]

It was that bad?

It actually wasn't. It wasn't bad at all. My life's pretty sweet right now though, I can't see myself fucking up by allowing a joy thief in.

 

Bjornebye has defo banged the fat housemate.

He deffo has; the filthy animal.

 

Sounds bad mate. Is that what the neg was for?

Can't remember, think it was for showing off and having a cracking set of norks in your face and I was in work.

[Rushies tash]

Can't remember, think it was for showing off and having a cracking set of norks in your face and I was in work.

Ha ha, no worries.

[Champ]

AHEM!

Would you rather I wasnt here, spoiling your fun

[Champ]

It actually wasn't. It wasn't bad at all. My life's pretty sweet right now though, I can't see myself fucking up by allowing a joy thief in. He deffo has; the filthy animal. Can't remember, think it was for showing off and having a cracking set of norks in your face and I was in work.

And you're a rep thief, yer baddie

[Sugar Ape]

On this thread, yes. As the friggin OP says.