FAO men cohabiting with women

[Bjornebye]

Fucks sake, just went into the kitchen and thought I'd jib the beer off and have a bourbon and coke.

 

Cracked open a bottle of Jack Daniels, poured it over some ice, got a bottle of Sunny Delight out of the fridge and filled the rest of the glass up with that. No fucking idea what I was thinking.

 

Fucking hell mate I id you not, as soon as she left I had the last bit of morgan spiced I hard left with pineapple juice because we had no fizzy drinks in. Just to tip me off with my first beer. 

 

I had no choice... I assume you did. Waste of nice liquor. 

[Red Banjo]

Its just come to my attention that the opening post in this thread welcomes Kelly Brook.

 

Yet there hasn't been a single contribution on said subject.

 

Still... not too late to rectify the problem

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Who was it that said on here "What she doesn't know is that when she leaves, I've got my pants around my ankles before she's even started the car."

 

Ace quote.

[General Dryness]

Who was it that said on here "What she doesn't know is that when she leaves, I've got my pants around my ankles before she's even started the car."

 

Ace quote.

 

Could have been any of us that one mate.

[Red Banjo]

Does anyone else find themselves almost mesmerised by Kelly Brook's nipple erection in that first photo?

 

I could (and probably already have) look at that picture for hours. It could be the best picture I've ever seen.

[russ1979]

Fucks sake, just went into the kitchen and thought I'd jib the beer off and have a bourbon and coke.

 

Cracked open a bottle of Jack Daniels, poured it over some ice, got a bottle of Sunny Delight out of the fridge and filled the rest of the glass up with that. No fucking idea what I was thinking.

Used to do shit like that when I smoked dope.

My Ma made me a pizza once and I got some fanta out of the fridge and poured it all over my pizza.

She never thought much of it, . She made me another

[kidney]

Does anyone else find themselves almost mesmerised by Kelly Brook's nipple erection in that first photo?

 

I could (and probably already have) look at that picture for hours. It could be the best picture I've ever seen.

I cant see it !! Can someone oblige please?

[Rushies tash]

Depends who you're cohabiting with. Mrs Tash has just cooked me the biggest steak I've ever seen and is currently sat next to me naked admiring Holly Willoughby's tits on celebrity juice.

[chrisbonnie]

Depends who you're cohabiting with. Mrs Tash has just cooked me the biggest steak I've ever seen and is currently sat next to me naked admiring Holly Willoughby's tits on celebrity juice.

Bollocks, my missus threw a tantrum because after watching strictly and xfactor for what seemed like an eternity I moaned when she put some German violinist shite on the telly.

 

On the plus side she fucked off upstairs to leave me watching the darts and match of the day in peace

 

 

 

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[lifetime fan]

Depends who you're cohabiting with. Mrs Tash has just cooked me the biggest steak I've ever seen and is currently sat next to me naked admiring Holly Willoughby's tits on celebrity juice.

You're just showing off now!

[Champ]

You're just showing off now!

Like he wasn't before?

[VladimirIlyich]

Depends who you're cohabiting with. Mrs Tash has just cooked me the biggest steak I've ever seen and is currently sat next to me naked admiring Holly Willoughby's tits on celebrity juice.

PGTFO.

Oh wait!

[General Dryness]

Depends who you're cohabiting with. Mrs Tash has just cooked me the biggest steak I've ever seen and is currently sat next to me naked admiring Holly Willoughby's tits on celebrity juice.

So is your missus like some character out of a seventies porno who just hangs around in the buff all the time for no apparent reason other than to facilitate speedy progress from no action to action?

 

Just askin like.

[Elite]

My missus just nags the fuck out of me for not doing much housework. I did decorate the house and the garden, so in my eyes that jobs bigger than a few years worth of housework. I'll do the dishes If I want a shag though, compromise an all.

[Rushies tash]

So is your missus like some character out of a seventies porno who just hangs around in the buff all the time for no apparent reason other than to facilitate speedy progress from no action to action?

 

Just askin like.

Ha ha, I wish. No, it was just last night letting hair down after a shit week at work. And no Cath I'm not showing off, just thought I'd redress the balance a bit. I have more of a laugh when Mrs Tash is in than not. Besides, she knows that when she does go out this happens...

 

[Fowlers God]

I took the kids to Tesco this morning. Now her and the kids have fucked off to her mums leaving me with a bottle of red, some cider and the games on SS. Between 4-6, Asda man is coming with all the christmas booze, she's not back till about 8 and this could get messy.

[Captain Turdseye]

I reckon it's between 6 and 8 that FG normally thinks up names for his kids.

[Fowlers God]

I reckon it's between 6 and 8 that FG normally thinks up names for his kids.

That was neither funny or original.

[Captain Turdseye]

That was neither funny or original.

 

Your stinging criticism has really ruined my day.

[Fowlers God]

Your stinging criticism has really ruined my day.

As the same as your lame attempt at a cheap joke on my kids behalf.

 

Skidds made a cracking joke about it the other day. Made me laugh out loud.

 

As I said it was neither funny or original. Much like most of your posts.

 

You're a shit Magic Sponge.

[VladimirIlyich]

As the same as your lame attempt at a cheap joke on my kids behalf.

 

Skidds made a cracking joke about it the other day. Made me laugh out loud.

 

As I said it was neither funny or original. Much like most of your posts.

 

You're a shit Magic Sponge.

[Fowlers God]

Not paticuarly at all. Just don't think that a forum where we are supposed to be more of a community than a site for posting you should be personal with cheap attempts at a joke.

 

CT has previous with myself. My example of using skids joke was that he was not being personal, rather than being funny.

 

My kids shouldn't have to take abuse on here from anyone, let alone CT being paticuarly nasty in the attempt at being funny.

[Captain Turdseye]

Particularly nasty? Behave.

 

It's not as if I called you a fat, S*n reading bellend  from Leighton Buzzard now is it?

 

Just like any 'community' this one isn't without its fair share of retards.

[General Dryness]

Not paticuarly at all. Just don't think that a forum where we are supposed to be more of a community than a site for posting you should be personal with cheap attempts at a joke.

 

CT has previous with myself. My example of using skids joke was that he was not being personal, rather than being funny.

 

My kids shouldn't have to take abuse on here from anyone, let alone CT being paticuarly nasty in the attempt at being funny.

 

Abusing kids eh Turdseye? Had you down as a wrong'un from day one.

 

In all seriousness though, FG you know the irreverent nature of the GF, most things are fair game and CT has made an innocuous crack which you've totally overreacted to here. If you're going to be sensitive about your kids names, maybe calling them something a bit more run of the mill would have been a better idea. They'll get worse piss taking at school, and if you don't want to spend their entire school life shitting on other parents lawns in retaliation, I would suggest you grow a thicker skin.

[Captain Turdseye]

Abusing kids eh Turdseye? Had you down as a wrong'un from day one.

 

 

You don't know me, I've been posting here a full month longer than you. Show some respect to the more established poster, you insubordinate fuck.