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[md1892]

In 6 hours time you're going to be reaching for her panties and in 12 hours time you're going to be apologising for that neg!

 

No,no,no no.

 

[TheBitch]

Damn, recently repped RK.

 

Good work, my man.

[Redder Lurtz]

RK just owned the forum there. Outstanding.

 

[melons]

*stands and applauds*

 

 

I'm laughing at a computer screen, I forgot how much i love you lot. x

[RedKnight]

That edit was a warning, the next one will be coming a lot faster.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Had a week of this earlier in the month. Was great just me and the hound watching boss telly eating boss food and going on boss walks. House was a shit hole by the end but did I clean it? Nope, paid some woman to do it

[Fowlers God]

This was a boss thread, that got turned incredibly homosexual, that got brought back on track by RK.

[Josef Svejk]

 

 

New York Post critic Linda Stasi said: ‘…it furthers the popular TV notion that Italian-Americans are gel-haired, thuggish ignoramuses with fake tans, no manners, no diction, no taste, no education, no sexual discretion, no hairdressers (for sure), no real knowledge of Italian culture and no ambition beyond expanding steroid and silicone-enhanced bodies.’

 

"The popular TV notion" also known as "the truth".

[moof]

Ace night.

[Bjornebye]

oh as soon as she leaves it's

 

 

full gig, waves and all

[Elite]

Not had a night on my own for years. If my missus goes out, I'll be minding the lil' un and vice versa.

[Stouffer]

Mrs. Stouffer likes decent films, tv series and playing playstation.

 

Quite lucky really.

[Sugar Ape]

Mrs. Stouffer likes decent films' date=' tv series and playing playstation.

 

Quite lucky really.[/quote']

 

Mrs Ape likes X Factor and is attempting to put it on my new 47" TV.

 

You can see why I'm so happy when I've got the house to myself.

[longballs]

that`s not a punch, this is a punch...

 

Tiger Upercut.... Mortal Kombat!

 

[Remmie]

Tiger Uppercut was Streetfighter wasn't it?

[longballs]

Tiger Uppercut was Streetfighter wasn't it?

 

god yea, you`re right. The finish is Mortal Kombat style though :whistle:

[Red22]

Congrats to the guy who's 6'1'' and broad - you're a very powerful creature and am sure would knock the hell outta Tyson. Well done to you.

 

At a minimum you need two TVs - one for her to watch Hollyoaks etc and one to watch Bayer Leverkusen v Hannover 96. It's delicate but negotiable.

[Sugar Ape]

She's fucked off out for the night and I'm just cracking my first can. Heaven.

[Bjornebye]

She is on a night shift, house to myself from nine. Cans cooling, i'm trying to decide which music dvd i'm sticking on .... 

[Sugar Ape]

You seen Made Of Stone yet?

[Bjornebye]

Watched it last Friday night mate, fucking brilliant. Unfortunately I drank so much that after a couple of beers with TSOP on Saturday I just topped up and was well on the way. 

 

Not gonna lie, parts of it I was nearly in tears mate. Quite a few funny heads outside warrington parr hall as well. 

[Sugar Ape]

It was boss, the footage of Spike Island on the extras looked fucking mental. That Warrington gig must have been the best experience of their lives, fucking jammy cunts.

[Bjornebye]

It was boss, the footage of Spike Island on the extras looked fucking mental. That Warrington gig must have been the best experience of their lives, fucking jammy cunts.

 

I know yeah. Bastards

 

I haven't seen the extras mate that'll do nicely for tonight, cheers for reminding me 

[Sugar Ape]

Fucks sake, just went into the kitchen and thought I'd jib the beer off and have a bourbon and coke.

 

Cracked open a bottle of Jack Daniels, poured it over some ice, got a bottle of Sunny Delight out of the fridge and filled the rest of the glass up with that. No fucking idea what I was thinking.

[Red Banjo]

Fucks sake, just went into the kitchen and thought I'd jib the beer off and have a bourbon and coke.

 

Cracked open a bottle of Jack Daniels, poured it over some ice, got a bottle of Sunny Delight out of the fridge and filled the rest of the glass up with that. No fucking idea what I was thinking.

 

File it under the "keep the change" quandary