Songs that send you into a homicidal rage...

[rubble-rouser]

"All that She Wants"

 

"You're Gorgeous" - Babybird

 

"Say what You Want" - Texas

 

"Not so Manic Now"  -Dubstar 

 

Fair to say 1996-99 mainstream Radio 1 could get my goat

[Mook]

"All that She Wants"

 

"You're Gorgeous" - Babybird

 

"Say what You Want" - Texas

 

"Not so Manic Now"  -Dubstar 

 

Fair to say 1996-99 mainstream Radio 1 could get my goat

 

How could you forget Ace of Bass?

 

The 90s ABBA, the Swedish holocaust, the blonde apocalypse, the 'whistle down the wind' set of Scandanavian bastards.

 

That Texas song though, fucking hell, how bad were they? Every tune would have you launching yourself across the room in slow motion trying to turn it off.

[Dr Nowt]

Remember Sharleen Spiteri and Method Man's duet on The Brits?

 

Imagine popular culture having been that shit and today's still being able to limbo dance under the bar it set.

[rubble-rouser]

They were just unbelievably bad. Utter dross. A quit pretty singer doing soft rock who Chris FUCKING Evans fancied. Absolute emperors' new clothes of a band - no redeeming features whatsoever.   

 

They got rich and famous because one fuckwit wanted to put himself inside their singer.  And nobody in the media called them out. 

[rubble-rouser]

That Dubstar Song 

 

"I was making myself the usual cup of tea when  the doorbell strangely rang,"

 

is a contender for the worst piece of verse in the entire History of the English language. 

 

What, did it start fucking quacking and making shitting noises? Fuck off and die you tramp.  

[Dr Nowt]

That Dubstar Song 

 

"I was making myself the usual cup of tea when  the doorbell strangely rang,"

 

is a contender for the worst piece of verse in the entire History of the English language. 

 

What, did it start fucking quacking and making shitting noises? Fuck off and die you tramp.  

 

Feeling like this just now, mate? 

 

[Dr Nowt]

And as well as that one above, Two Princes by The Spin Doctors. 

 

Bound to have mentioned it already, but it can never be said enough just how ruinously hateful it truly is.

 

One complaint for each cunt Prince from a cunt song by a cunt band (no idea of any of their other material, but they infected college in the 90's with that dirge).

[Joe Strummer]

Has anyone said Don't Stop me Now by Queen?

 

Don't stop me now - Queen. Fucking hate it.

[Bjornebye]

"Weeee are never ever ever gettin back togetherrr" can die in a house fire the fucking cunt.

 

 

[Trumo]

"I Got Bills" or whatever it's called is another shitfest attack on the eardrums. I was in a pub at lunchtime and it seems the were playing a 'Now 3 Million' CD, hence that "Cheerleader" was played too, amongst other shite aimed at twats.

[rubble-rouser]

Jesus - what's that song where the bird goes on about organic vegetables and getting them delivered by road or something. Ear AIDS.

 

Add to that "Every morning there's an Angel Waiting for me ..." late 90's XFM shite

[rubble-rouser]

"I Got Bills" or whatever it's called is another shitfest attack on the eardrums. I was in a pub at lunchtime and it seems the were playing a 'Now 3 Million' CD.

 

Not a fan of it but my kids like it and there is worse out there. 

[Trumo]

You need to raise your kids better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Joke! Or is it?

[rubble-rouser]

Blaming my Mrs for that one 

[Trumo]

Even the most offensive music, I find pretty inoffensive. But, for whatever reason, this song drove me sideways:

 

 

Hey, what's wrong with you? Don't answer that, it was rhetorical.

[thompsonsnose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWimDK4tpg0

 

This is some sort of crime.

I think they've pulled it now, thank heavens.

[Trumo]

Bumped to compare and contrast with the other thread.

[cloggypop]

In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins.

[rubble-rouser]

Jesus - what's that song where the bird goes on about organic vegetables and getting them delivered by road or something. Ear AIDS.

 

Add to that "Every morning there's an Angel Waiting for me ..." late 90's XFM shite

 

The first of these is by Courtney Barnett. I cannot fucking stand her. 

[neko]

die.

 

[SasaS]

This, when I was still with the family.

 

[scudger99]

Anything by Craig David.  Family know to remove any sharp things lying around if any of his shit comes on.  If I had to listen to a whole album, I'd be sectioned off.  Permanently.  Too much of his crap would literally induce a stroke on me.  I loved it when Bo Selecta ripped the cunt right out of him.

[John101]

Anything with that Jay Kay