What is your quick meal of choice?

[Bjornebye]

How long does it take you cunts to fry some bacon?

 

i once caught my ex putting bacon in the microwave.

[RJ Fan club]

Or cheese.

 

It's a compelling argument. Is there is any need for anything more?

[General Dryness]

How long does it take you cunts to fry some bacon?

 

Bacon? On a "quick meal" thread? Bacon is the food of the gods, to be savoured, taken time over. Made love to via the medium of cooking (metaphorically of course - hot fat on the weapon is a no no).

 

This thread is for things you lash up in minutes and shove down your face to satisfy hunger. Bacon cannot fall into this category.

[General Dryness]

i once caught my ex putting bacon in the microwave.

 

Do you still leave flowers at her grave on the anniversary of this event?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Koka noodles done in a pan with a handful of frozen veg and an egg cracked in it just before servicing

[Josef Svejk]

Baguette. Potato salad. Mature cheddar. Fresh tomato. Salt and pepper.

 

I'm not proud of it, but it tastes good and is ready in a minute.

[lifetime fan]

i once caught my ex putting bacon in the microwave.

 

 

Marco Pierre White had a recipe in a cook book using microwaved bacon.

 

I cancelled my reservation for the following month immediately.

[mgw100]

Cereal, preferably muesli. Filling, reasonably healthy and quicker than almost anything.

 

Or a raspberry jam butty.

 

Hasn't really changed since I was a kid

[lifetime fan]

Bacon? On a "quick meal" thread? Bacon is the food of the gods, to be savoured, taken time over. Made love to via the medium of cooking (metaphorically of course - hot fat on the weapon is a no no).

 

This thread is for things you lash up in minutes and shove down your face to satisfy hunger. Bacon cannot fall into this category.

 

 

Bacon takes just a few minutes to fry, slices of bread or baps (barns to you lot) and a load of brown sauce.

[mgw100]

 

Marco Pierre White had a recipe in a cook book using microwaved bacon.

 

I cancelled my reservation for the following month immediately.

 

He also rubs stock cubes into his steak. Apparently. Lying fucker

[General Dryness]

Marco Pierre White had a recipe in a cook book using microwaved bacon.

 

I cut his brake cables immediately.

 

Fixed.

[Sugar Ape]

Bacon takes just a few minutes to fry, slices of bread or baps (barns to you lot) and a load of brown sauce.

 

Barms!

[lifetime fan]

He also rubs stock cubes into his steak. Apparently. Lying fucker

 

 

Fuck him and his horse (steak) he rode in on.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I am one of those people.

 

I must say, I never had you down as a dirty, dirty bastard.

[lifetime fan]

Barms!

 

 

Adds to list of things never to forget.

 

1. Jose Jones ain't a fucking Aussie.

2. Barms...

[General Dryness]

Bacon takes just a few minutes to fry, slices of bread or baps (barns to you lot) and a load of brown sauce.

 

Yeah I get that it doesn't take long, but theres quick meals and theres quick meals. When I said "fish finger sandwich" I was thinking of things that you throw together on the spur of the moment to satisfy a sudden raging hunger.

 

There have been days I've been looking forward to the bacon sandwich I'm going to have for lunch immediately after I've finished the one I had for breakfast.

[lifetime fan]

If you're after a really quick hunger fix that isn't complete shitty food you can't beat a banana and honey sandwhich on wholemeal bread.

[lifetime fan]

Yeah I get that it doesn't take long, but theres quick meals and theres quick meals. When I said "fish finger sandwich" I was thinking of things that you throw together on the spur of the moment to satisfy a sudden raging hunger.

 

There have been days I've been looking forward to the bacon sandwich I'm going to have for lunch immediately after I've finished the one I had for breakfast.

 

 

Yeah I get that.

 

But it's quick, a meal and better than every other suggestion in this thread.

 

Honourable mention to cheese on toast.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Cheese on toast for me, all the way.

[RJ Fan club]

Yeah cereal is a boss one. Massive bowl of cornflakes with cold milk always hits the spot.

[Anny Road]

Ham and eggs. 2 mins done.

[General Dryness]

Yeah I get that.

 

But it's quick, a meal and better than every other suggestion in this thread.

 

Honourable mention to cheese on toast.

 

Yep, its the right answer.

[Sugar Ape]

Tea and fucking biscuits. Have some of that.

[RJ Fan club]

Tea and fucking biscuits. Have some of that.

 

I'm a cunt for biscuits though. I'd polish off a whole packet without breathing. And I'm talking a full large pack of mcvities chocolate digestives here, not 8 or 9 Jammie Dodgers either.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Tea and fucking biscuits. Have some of that.

 

Is that a 'meal'? Tea and biscuits is, at best, a snack.