What is your quick meal of choice?

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

You get these here, and they're fucking shit compared to Wotsits -

 

Nearly as bad as their Feast substitute, with the world's shittest ice-cream -

 

 

 

You've put in an errant 'L' there

[Bobby Hundreds]

I love a tin of tomato soup with some white bread but that shit gives me insane Acid reflux.

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I love a tin of tomato soup with some white bread but that shit gives me insane Acid reflux.

Get some omeprazole.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 08/02/2018 at 08:55, Paulie Dangerously said:

fries 2 go > Microchips 

I tell you what, those air fryers that are now all the rage have elevated the humble oven chip to a whole new level. Thick cut or crinkle cut, it doesn’t matter. Time it right and your cheap as chips chips are bloody marvellous. Salt, vinegar a bit of white pepper and a couple of rounds of bread. 
 

[SlugTrail]

On 16/05/2019 at 12:46, Tony Moanero said:

Poached egg on cheese on toast.

That sounds bloody lovely, gonna have to try that.

[Reckoner]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

Get some omeprazole.

That’s some good shit

[Reckoner]

Tuna, pasta and mayonnaise. Peace of piss and really tasty too. If you’ve got some cheese to go on top you’re living the dream.

It’s also really cheap if you’ve spent all your money on booze and drugs ( ahem, for example)

 

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Tuna, pasta and mayonnaise. Peace of piss and really tasty too. If you’ve got some cheese to go on top you’re living the dream.

It’s also really cheap if you’ve spent all your money on booze and drugs ( ahem, for example)

 

Replace the jizz of mayonnaise with salad cream and you're close to a nice meal.

[Mudface]

11 hours ago, Elite said:

Get some omeprazole.

 

6 hours ago, Reckoner said:

That’s some good shit

Wonderful stuff. I take it to help with Naproxen's side effects.

[Shitty Arse]

6 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Wonderful stuff. I take it to help with Naproxen's side effects.

NSAID’s like naproxen are terrible for your stomach and can often lead to stomach ulcers so you definitely need to remain on the omeprazole long term whilst you’re taking that.

For a quick easy meal I think you can’t beat an omelette. Just lash whatever old shite you’ve got in the fridge in the pan with it. Hey presto a healthy nutritious low carb high protein meal in minutes.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Soft Joe said:

NSAID’s like naproxen are terrible for your stomach and can often lead to stomach ulcers so you definitely need to remain on the omeprazole long term whilst you’re taking that.

For a quick easy meal I think you can’t beat an omelette. Just lash whatever old shite you’ve got in the fridge in the pan with it. Hey presto a healthy nutritious low carb high protein meal in minutes.

I recommended Olive and Pesto Omelette on here many moons ago based on a similar premise. Paulie correctly decided to follow this advice and so grateful was the recipient that he received a cocksnogging.

[Captain Howdy]

Fry some chicken, peppers, red onion and mushroom and place on a naan bread that has been spread with tomato chilli sauce, sprinkle on some grated cheese and bang in the oven for six minutes

 

[Elite]

8 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Fry some chicken, peppers, red onion and mushroom and place on a naan bread that has been spread with tomato chilli sauce, sprinkle on some grated cheese and bang in the oven for six minutes

 

Looks decent that.

[Mudface]

2 hours ago, Soft Joe said:

NSAID’s like naproxen are terrible for your stomach and can often lead to stomach ulcers so you definitely need to remain on the omeprazole long term whilst you’re taking that.

For a quick easy meal I think you can’t beat an omelette. Just lash whatever old shite you’ve got in the fridge in the pan with it. Hey presto a healthy nutritious low carb high protein meal in minutes.

Yep, it's brilliant. I used to be creased up an hour or so after taking Naproxen, now there's no pain at all. Bizarrely, it apparently isn't usual practice to prescribe the two together.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Captain Howdy said:

Fry some chicken, peppers, red onion and mushroom and place on a naan bread that has been spread with tomato chilli sauce, sprinkle on some grated cheese and bang in the oven for six minutes

 

Looks like something Mook’s cat threw up.

[RJ Fan club]

6 hours ago, Mudface said:

Yep, it's brilliant. I used to be creased up an hour or so after taking Naproxen, now there's no pain at all. Bizarrely, it apparently isn't usual practice to prescribe the two together.

Yeah I get the two as a combo.

 

I’m not a regular naproxen taker as my back pain is not chronic (at least in the sense it’s not daily or even weekly) maybe 20 days a year, and never get stomach issues, still generally  take the other stuff along side though. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Naproxen is weak as piss. Double strength ibuprofen washed with Lansaprazole is better,but not by much.

[Preston Red]

Bacon and primula on Sesame seed bagels is the tits. 

[Ant 2 Threads]

Beef and Tomato Pot Noodle. Bread and butter, dip up the sauce. Noodle sandwich.

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, Ant 2 Threads said:

Beef and Tomato Pot Noodle. Bread and butter, dip up the sauce. Noodle sandwich.

 

 

[Lee909]

Probably pasta or noodles. Or maybe sone sort of fried rice with a quick cook frozen or microwave rice. 

 

Yes I know its better cooking the rice but this is quick meals

[Bjornebye]

Cheese & Crackers 

[Ant 2 Threads]

40 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Well you have to let it cool down first BjornB!

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Ant 2 Threads said:

Well you have to let it cool down first BjornB!

Many a woman has said just that.