What is your quick meal of choice?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

Birds Eye potato waffles with Heinz baked beans.

Bean neg. 

[aRdja]

Reheated frozen bolognese ragu.

[Pureblood]

Just now, viRdjil said:

Reheated frozen bolognese ragu.

£12.50 + VAT. 

[aRdja]

1 minute ago, TK421 said:

£12.50 + VAT. 

That’s probably what it would cost for 4 servings.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

This thread is fast becoming amnesty material. 

[Tony Moanero]

6 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

This thread is fast becoming amnesty material. 

Examples, please, Babb’s.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Examples, please, Babb’s.

 

I present your Honour, exhibits A and B:

 

44 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Ketchup doesn't go with fish unless you're Yewtree.   Disgraceful historical post from General Dryness. 

 

Mayo is the obvious alternative.  

 

17 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

Birds Eye potato waffles with Heinz baked beans.

 

We will be seeking the death penalty.

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

I present your Honour, exhibits A and B:

 

 

 

We will be seeking the death penalty.

Will be back to rep. The daily quota of reactions is terrible. @dave u is a mingebag.

 

[Pureblood]

3 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

I present your Honour, exhibits A and B:

 

 

 

We will be seeking the death penalty.

I stand by it.  Salad cream people vote for the Brexit Party.

[Tony Moanero]

Mayonnaise people wear socks with sandals. In winter.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

7 minutes ago, TK421 said:

I stand by it.  Salad cream people vote for the Brexit Party.

It was more your assertion that ketchup doesn't go with fish that triggered me.

[Pureblood]

4 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

It was more your assertion that ketchup doesn't go with fish that triggered me.

Oh right, I just assumed everyone felt the same way and it didn't bear repeating.  Ketchup doesn't go with fish or poultry, it's basic common courtesy. 

[Captain Turdseye]

19 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Mayonnaise people wear socks with sandals. In winter.

 

You fucking cunt. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I wouldn’t normally go for tomato sauce on anything but on a fish finger butty it’s essential. 

[Tony Moanero]

12 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

You fucking cunt. 

Thank you, kind sir. Probably the nicest thing anyone has said to me today and it’s my birthday!

[Strontium]

8 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Thank you, kind sir. Probably the nicest thing anyone has said to me today and it’s my birthday!

 

Happy birthday Tony.

[Tony Moanero]

5 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

 

Happy birthday Tony.

 

[aRdja]

25 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Thank you, kind sir. Probably the nicest thing anyone has said to me today and it’s my birthday!

Happy birthday big Tone. Hope yer ma spoils you silly.

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Sugar Ape said:

Jam or cream first on a scone though? Also anyone who pronounces it to rhyme with ‘cone’ is a grade A nonce.

 

* Moonwalks out of thread *

 

Cream first, obviously.

 

1 hour ago, TK421 said:

Just jam with no cream.

 

 

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Make it yourself. Even then I’d rather have salad cream.

Tony as a lad.

 

 

[Remmie]

Flick a subbuteo player into your own bollocks for me T then eat a pack of custard creams without using your hands

[Dr Nowt]

Good luck holding a knife and fork in your teeth, Tone.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Eggs on toast/pasta

[Paul]

Rice and peas and pesto with pancetta and green olives in it. Fuck me, that’s one tasty fucking meal for ten minutes’ work. 

[General Dryness]

5 hours ago, TK421 said:

Ketchup doesn't go with fish unless you're Yewtree.   Disgraceful historical post from General Dryness. 

 

Mayo is the obvious alternative.  

Accused of a disgraceful post by TK. I can now consider myself to have jumped the shark. Or the fish finger.

[General Dryness]

5 hours ago, TK421 said:

Just jam with no cream.

Jesus tittyfucking christ. And you called me disgraceful.

 

Hypocrisy is looking for you, says you've been taking the piss out of it behind it's back.