What is your quick meal of choice?

[Sugar Ape]

What is your favourite meal or snack for the times when you just can't be arsed cooking or haven't got the time.

 

Had a late night, had a nap for an hour and woke up at eight. Couldn't be arsed cooking, cheese on toast with mega thick bread and Mexicana cheese with Jalapenos and Chilli peppers. Five minutes, Job done.

 

Yours?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Curry.

 

Fry some chicken, add a jar of Pataks, Uncle Ben's 2-minute rice, naan bread in the over. Takes 10-15mins, tops. Proper meal, too.

[Bjornebye]

What is your favourite meal or snack for the times when you just can't be arsed cooking or haven't got the time.

 

Had a late night, had a nap for an hour and woke up at eight. Couldn't be arsed cooking, cheese on toast with mega thick bread and Mexicana cheese with Jalapenos and Chilli peppers. Five minutes, Job done.

 

Yours?

 

Cheese on toast the same mate with some chorizo melted underneath if we have got any in. and a bag of crisps.

[Bjornebye]

Curry.

 

Fry some chicken, add a jar of Pataks, Uncle Ben's 2-minute rice, naan bread in the over. Takes 10-15mins, tops. Proper meal, too.

 

i cant stand pataks sauces. sharwoods are far better for us lazy bastards.

[Sugar Ape]

10-15 mins is waaaaay too long.

[General Dryness]

Fish finger sandwich. Plenty of tomato sauce.

[L19red]

omlette.

[Adebisi]

2 packs of sainsburys' basic noodles, some frozen veg (usually mushrooms, broccoli and peppers) and a shit load of grated cheese. Add the cheese last and stir until it resembles a big ball of cheesey, noodley goodness and serve.

 

Sometimes stick a bit of peri peri sauce in it, but when I was living in student digs, such luxuries were not available.

[Indian Red]

Maggi noodles

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

i cant stand pataks sauces. sharwoods are far better for us lazy bastards.

 

I've only tried the Korma one, which is nice. The rest might well taste like a bag of dicks for all I know.

 

If we're going for less than 10 minutes, which I virtually never do, I'll go for a Macaroni cheese. They do them as 'fresh ready meals'. I normally put them in the oven, but they do okay in the microwave.

 

Cheese on toast isn't something I enjoy all that much. Bit greasy.

[Bjornebye]

I've only tried the Korma one, which is nice. The rest might well taste like a bag of dicks for all I know.

 

If we're going for less than 10 minutes, which I virtually never do, I'll go for a Macaroni cheese. They do them as 'fresh ready meals'. I normally put them in the oven, but they do okay in the microwave.

 

Cheese on toast isn't something I enjoy all that much. Bit greasy.

 

The tikka massala one is the nuts

 

and they did a super hot red one last year limited, cant remember what it was called, fucking hell, couldnt manage more than 3 mouthfuls. great stuff

[JagSquared]

Soft tortilla wrap, put some pepperoni or salami or any cold cuts, add cheddar fold and put on a hot pan and turn over once so the outside is all crunchy not burnt and cheese has melted. Add chillis in there sometimes or peppers sliced thin. Like a wrap calzone

[Sugar Ape]

I've only tried the Korma one, which is nice. The rest might well taste like a bag of dicks for all I know.

 

If we're going for less than 10 minutes, which I virtually never do, I'll go for a Macaroni cheese. They do them as 'fresh ready meals'. I normally put them in the oven, but they do okay in the microwave.

Cheese on toast isn't something I enjoy all that much. Bit greasy.

 

You're dead to me.

[Indian Red]

Patak sauces are great

[Stouffer]

Mama noodles.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

The tikka massala one is the nuts

 

and they did a super hot red one last year limited, cant remember what it was called, fucking hell, couldnt manage more than 3 mouthfuls. great stuff

 

Sorry, I meant the Pataks Korma. Not tried any other brands. Might give Sharwoods a go next time.

[RJ Fan club]

Poached egg on toast, two eggs, two slices of crusty bread thickly sliced and HP sauce.

 

Or marmite and cheese on toast.

 

Or cheese and onion walkers crisp butty. Usually polished off with a yorkie.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

You're dead to me.

 

I don't mind it with thick bits of ham, onion and some sort of sauce on the bread (BBQ) to cut through the fat of the melted cheese. That's nice actually.

 

Some people butter the bread before making cheese on toast. That makes me gag, that. Way too fatty.

[General Dryness]

I've only tried the Korma one, which is nice. The rest might well taste like a bag of dicks for all I know.

 

A bag of dicks. Isn't that a hideous thought? One of my old mates used to say "that smells like a sack of assholes" if something was a bit whiffy. The mental images are quite disturbing.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

A bag of dicks. Isn't that a hideous thought?

 

 

Sorry for the thread hijack, but...

 

CzbURUrgQao

[lifetime fan]

How long does it take you cunts to fry some bacon?

[General Dryness]

Sorry for the thread hijack, but...

 

CzbURUrgQao

 

Can't watch it as I'm at work, but I've seen that Louis CK routine before. Funny as fuck that one.

[Stouffer]

Or cheese.

[Sugar Ape]

I don't mind it with thick bits of ham, onion and some sort of sauce on the bread (BBQ) to cut through the fat of the melted cheese. That's nice actually.

 

Some people butter the bread before making cheese on toast. That makes me gag, that. Way too fatty.

 

I am one of those people.

 

All these years we've spent getting to know one another and then you drop a bombshell like this. I feel cheated and violated.

[Josef Svejk]

I'm not wild about Patak's sauces, but their pastes are good.