Calling all those in relationships

[Captain 669]

I think a lot of women don't really like sex it's something they do when a they want something or b they want something

 

And I'm pretty sure almost all of those again are stuck with guys who are shit in bed. 30 secs of pushing and aaaahhhhh ...

[VladimirIlyich 7,355]

Sex being somewhat of a chore and wanting to do something else? Seems incredibly unlikely to me now' date=' but I am sure one day it'll happen to me.[/quote']

 

When that Ukranian beauty turns into her 20 stone ma' at 40, you will find other things to occupy your time.

[RJ Fan club 1,199]

 

When that Ukranian beauty turns into her 20 stone ma' at 40' date=' you will find other things to occupy your time.[/quote']

 

You can't piss on Remmie's love chips.

[Lario 1,238]

Serious bit of advice to follow

 

It seems so obvious but if you're serious about your relationship you have to make time for it, especially if you have kids, because one day they'll be gone and then what!!!!!!

 

Any chance you could tell that to my mrs.?

[jonnybastard 105]

Christmas and birthdays.

[Lario 1,238]

Christmas and birthdays.

 

Spoilt bastard.

[Kevin D 7,402]

I have a 3yr old and still get plenty of action.

 

[VladimirIlyich 7,355]

 

 

I was like that and because of it i got a 2 yr old and a one year old.