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I need to start dedicating more time to loving the lady more often. I'm so knackered lately that i use the bed for sleeping in. Its ridiculous.

 

I will obviously cite working 50-60 hours a week as the reason, but that's a lame excuse. My bird is a tremendous piece of strumpet and its pathetic that im not humping her more.

 

Edit: Oh yeah, twice a week, and we are 6 years in.

 

I bet your missus is gopping.

 

Show her this message, to her good eye.

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I have a 3yr old and still get plenty of action.
Consider rewording.

 

0 times a week as she lives in Ukraine, when I see her 3-5 times a day. It's not your standard relationship.

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In answer to the Op I'd love to tell you but I'd have to kill my son, which would be a bit mean

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In answer to the Op I'd love to tell you but I'd have to kill my son, which would be a bit mean

 

 

This can only end badly for your son.

 

Reminds me of my mates lad and his mum reading his Facebook account.

 

She never thought he'd stop being a mummy's boy, well that was until she read about him bumming a prossie in Amsterdam.

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This can only end badly for your son.

 

Reminds me of my mates lad and his mum reading his Facebook account.

 

She never thought he'd stop being a mummy's boy, well that was until she read about him bumming a prossie in Amsterdam.

 

For me, you mean. Why did I ever open my big mouth?

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After 27 years of marriage and 3 kids there is usually something else to do.
Did you think that this would never happen to you?

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After 27 years of marriage and 3 kids there is usually something else to do.

 

Did you think that this would never happen to you?

 

Which bit in particular?

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Which bit in particular?
Sex being somewhat of a chore and wanting to do something else? Seems incredibly unlikely to me now, but I am sure one day it'll happen to me.

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When it becomes a chore, Ann Summers website is you're friend.

 

She'll love you buying her something sexy, obviously you'll love it more.

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Sex being somewhat of a chore and wanting to do something else? Seems incredibly unlikely to me now, but I am sure one day it'll happen to me.

 

Serious bit of advice to follow

 

It seems so obvious but if you're serious about your relationship you have to make time for it, especially if you have kids, because one day they'll be gone and then what!!!!!!

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Serious bit of advice to follow

 

It seems so obvious but if you're serious about your relationship you have to make time for it' date=' especially if you have kids, because one day they'll be gone and then what!!!!!![/quote']

 

So then Champ, how often is it?

 

(sits back and thinks about how her son's going to feel reading the answer)

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Serious bit of advice to follow

 

It seems so obvious but if you're serious about your relationship you have to make time for it, especially if you have kids, because one day they'll be gone and then what!!!!!!

 

So then Champ, how often is it?

 

(sits back and thinks about how her son's going to feel reading the answer)

 

'It' being your relationship

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When it becomes a chore, Ann Summers website is you're friend.

 

She'll love you buying her something sexy, obviously you'll love it more.

 

 

It's her mate if you're working overtime too.

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Fuck me what a depressing thread.

 

My mate has been with the same girl for 20 years. he recons it's once every month for them. He also says he struggles to get it up unless she's wearing all the sexy gear as well.

 

He has one kid. I think a lot of women don't really like sex it's something they do when a they want something or b they want something

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Married eight years with two kids. Some weeks (some nights even) 2-3 times, some weeks nothing, depends on stuff. Regardless of this, I have the real thing on average every other day.

 

Are you saying that you alternate between a blow-up doll and your missus?

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