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Salou

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Ian Ayre will be on the GF later contributing to the "slapper stories" thread.

 

"met some same head in San Carlo, I said I could get her tons of beak if she came to some charity do. I got her so blitzed she snorted it off my cock in the bogs the sucked me off and the Nigerian guy who lurks by the sink with all the jarg aftershaves, I took her home and bummed her and my Asian wife before they got the strap ons out then they both Lordly Analled me. True story dat".

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I thought this was his wife/girlfriend?

 

 

(a true story based on 'wifey' being on the scene)

 

She's thinking "Is that my beloved husband, who bought me for many Baht,next to me or is that him behind my shoulder on my right? WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON MANNNNN" - it has royally bent her swede

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