Best movie one-liners/quips

[Mike D]

Keep the change ya filthy animal

 

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[easytoslip]

Terry thomas in i'm alright jack ?to the strikers , your'e an absolute shar (shower )

[Evelyn Tentions]

Hello

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare to die

 

[Trumo]

Animal Mother: Well I gotta joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.

Joker: (imitating John Wayne) Well pilgrim, only after ya eat the peanuts outta my shiiitt!

 

From Full Metal Jacket. You can also have pretty much every bit of dialogue involving Drill Sgt Hartman from the first half of the film.

[Lee909]

[Redder Lurtz]

A ten year bump.

 

[Chris]

Dunno if it's in here, but there a couple of absolute all-timers in The Departed (I watched it the other day) from Damon and Wahlberg.

 

Damon: "Firemen getting pussy for the first time in the history of fire *or* pussy."

 

 

Wahlberg: "I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy."

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Pieces of shit for breakfast.

 

[Bjornebye]

On 05/08/2013 at 14:13, Stickman said:

Off topic but how fit was Sharon Stone?

 

This is never off topic. 

[Bjornebye]

Carlito's Way

 

"Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse."

[KMD7]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Oh, shit. This baby-san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

[Section_31]

I say the Joker and Ralph ones quite often. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I say the Joker and Ralph ones quite often. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best line from Nicholsons Joker is "A lovely beast like that running around could put steam in a man's strides"

[redinblack]

"Well you boys just put those guns down now"

 

"What?"

 

"Well we not just gonna let you walk out of here"

 

"We?"

 

"Smith.....Wesson.....and Me"

[Pidge]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Oh, shit. This baby-san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

[littletedwest]

9 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I say the Joker and Ralph ones quite often. 

 

 

 

 

 

Love the superman one