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Hop Lips: I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps!

Father Mulcahy: He was drafted.

 

From M*A*S*H.

 

That should read 'Hot'!

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'No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough'.

 

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Well that's 'andy, 'cause I ain't fuckin' sellin' it.

 

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I couldn't find 'what do you mean, "look in the dog"?, It's not a fucking can of baked beans, is it?'.

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This scene is amazing. And "Aye, Aye" is a fucking corking line.

 

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I'd like a cup of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're there.

 

Can I get you anything else, sir?

 

"Yeah, The Beatles' White Album"

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"That's why Roger Pedacter is dead! He found Captain Winky!" - Ace Ventura

 

"Look son, we burnt this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814 and I'm all for doing it again" - Malcom Tucker, In The Loop

 

"I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't" - Topper Harley, Hot Shots! Part Deux

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"...And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

 

Fargo.

 

You could probably fill a thread with stuff from the Coen brothers films.

 

Ed Tom Bell from No Country for Old Men especially:

 

"Alright. What we circulate? Lookin' for a man who has recently drunk milk?"

 

"I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me."

 

"If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here."

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From Shane, homesteader, baiting jack palance just before palance kills him,

 

your a rotten low down yankee liar

 

oh yeah.......... prove it

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