Best movie one-liners/quips

[Trumo]

Hop Lips: I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps!

Father Mulcahy: He was drafted.

 

From M*A*S*H.

 

That should read 'Hot'!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

'No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough'.

 

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Well that's 'andy, 'cause I ain't fuckin' sellin' it.

 

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I couldn't find 'what do you mean, "look in the dog"?, It's not a fucking can of baked beans, is it?'.

[Mendoza]

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[Stu Monty]

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This scene is amazing. And "Aye, Aye" is a fucking corking line.

 

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I'd like a cup of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're there.

 

Can I get you anything else, sir?

 

"Yeah, The Beatles' White Album"

[Pony Princess]

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

 

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

[RedBrian84]

"That's why Roger Pedacter is dead! He found Captain Winky!" - Ace Ventura

 

"Look son, we burnt this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814 and I'm all for doing it again" - Malcom Tucker, In The Loop

 

"I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't" - Topper Harley, Hot Shots! Part Deux

[Total Longo]

"...And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

 

Fargo.

[Fowlers God]

Put the Bunny in the Box

[Stu Monty]

"...And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

 

Fargo.

 

You could probably fill a thread with stuff from the Coen brothers films.

 

Ed Tom Bell from No Country for Old Men especially:

 

"Alright. What we circulate? Lookin' for a man who has recently drunk milk?"

 

"I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me."

 

"If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here."

[Carvalho Diablo]

Ha ha, oh yeh...

 

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[Mike D]

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[Mike D]

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[Mendoza]

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[L19red]

My mistake...4 coffins.

 

They call me MISTER Tibbs.

[Rushies tash]

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[Total Longo]

Highlander! Class

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[Rushies tash]

Highlander! Class

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Broads, blow? Just dial '0'.

 

Highlander is fuckin ace!

[boots123]

From Shane, homesteader, baiting jack palance just before palance kills him,

 

your a rotten low down yankee liar

 

oh yeah.......... prove it

[RedBrian84]

Double post*

[RedBrian84]

"Armed? Armed with what?"

 

"Oh, I don't know. Bad breath? Colourful language? Feather duster? Guns you tit!" - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[Champ]

How about tv shows, do they count on this thread?

[L19red]

How about tv shows, do they count on this thread?

What's that from? As quips go its not the best.

[Champ]

What's that from? As quips go its not the best.

 

Is that the sequel?

[Carvalho Diablo]

This is a beaut.

 

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[RedBrian84]

"Aim for the flat top!" - Ghostbusters