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Best movie one-liners/quips


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"You call him Dr Jones, doll" - Short Round in Temple of Doom

 

(Whispered) "I'm just a cook" - Steven The Seagull in Die Hard on a Boat (Under Siege?)

 

"I'm a God-damn sexual Tyranosaurus" - The wrestler/politician dude in Predator.

 

"That ain't a forehead, it's an eight head" - Mookie, Do The Right Thing

 

Virtually the entire script of Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 

Ditto Pulp Fiction

 

"How can I put this? I can't" (Head butts bloke) - Gary Oldman in The Firm

 

"Hands up" Jackie (Gary Oldman) to Terry (Sean Penn) as he thrusts a pair of frozen human hands at him, State of Grace.

 

"She won't live. Then again, who does?" - Edward James Olmos to Harrison Ford's Dekkard, Blade Runner

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Me, Myself and Irene.

 

Guy on Street: Hey big guy, you hear the news, my son Billy got the lead in his school musical.

 

Hank Evans: Well I guess he likes the cock after all.

 

 

Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy?

 

Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?

 

Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your fuckin' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.

 

 

Hank Evans: You know, I think you're a very special unit.

 

Irene P. Waters: That's sweet.

 

Hank Evans: I hope we get to know each other better.

 

Irene P. Waters: Yeah, me too.

 

Hank Evans: Do you swallow?

 

 

Irene P. Waters: Stay away from me, Hank! I know what you have planned, OK? I saw your so-called "supplies."

 

Hank Evans: Oh... that! I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.

 

Irene P. Waters: I was talking about the shovel and the lime.

 

 

Mr. Murphy, Disabled Guy: [seeing Hank Evans urinating into the tank] Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch!
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