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[Sut]

 

MH: What's he doing? Is he playing hopscotch?

SG: He's taking the piss is what he's doing.

[alles ist gut]

 

 

A female giant panda at Edinburgh Zoo is believed to be pregnant...

 

 

 

Neville : "Ryan, you never did!"

Giggs : "It'd be rude not to, she were gagging fur it..."

[dave u]

Bump

[Josef Svejk]

 

Suarez already displaying Arsenal spirit.

[Russ Atmosphere]

 

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

Following their penalties victory over a side in a pre-season warm-up match, the locals from Taff's Tavern promised Roberto that they would get the acrylic paints out again.

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

BR: Every time it's drawn out, that's when the caller goes, all the fours, droopy drawers!

Ibe: Cool story bro.

 

[Jairzinho]

 

BR: Do you even lift?

[Red Dawn]

 

BR : Go on over there, he's offering an apology, make this right.

 

SG : OK....Back in a sec.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Red Dawn]

 

BR : Go on over there, he's offering an apology, make this right.

 

SG : OK....Back in a sec.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BR : Well in lad...hehehehe

[Russ Atmosphere]

Suarez hopped with pain after trying to bite new team-mate.

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

Pere, was it this face we decided upon?

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

Fucking hell Col, you still not shifted that Indonesian food yet?

 

 

Did he really say I said we could get top 4?

 

 

Ah fuck he did as well. How do I get out of this?

 

 

RM: Hey lad, you seen Bill.

Lad: Who mate?

RM: You know Bill, Bill Kenwright, the chairman of this club.

Lad: Nah mate, don't know who you mean. I only work on the waltzers.

 

 

RM: You seen Bill, you know Bill Kenwright?

Fella: Nah, but I have this clip of him back in Corrie the other year. Look at the fucking luvvie fuck.

RM: Hehe, what a bellend. Now where the fuck is he.

 

 

Bill!

Bill!

Bill!

Bill!

He might just.. Bill!

I am sure he... Bill!

BILL!

BILL!

BIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!

Worra cunt. I am fucked now.

 

 

And what is your name son and when the fuck did you sign for us?

 

 

RM: And inside the steeple are all the people.

RL: Eh?

JM: For fuck's sake Romelulu. It is so simple...

[twigs]

 

SG: Between you and me, he's actually more upset about the fact that he doesn't have the most prominent nashers in the Club anymore ...

[Russ Atmosphere]

SG: Guess the gaffer just told Stewy what transfer he's been working on.

 

[dave u]

 

 

[twigs]

 

LS: But you said I was the best player you ever played with, you can't just change your mind like that! I mean, who is Erik Meijer??!!

SG: I say a lot of things. Loyalty counts for a lot you know.

LS: You nearly went to Chelsea.

SG: F*ck you Luis!

[twigs]

 

BR: The ears, they do look well, that's what I'll do next.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

BR: FOUR FOUR FUCKING TWO!

 

 

 

What would Shanks say. Ah Yes. I was not born with a silver spoon, I was born with a silver shovel. Perfect. You guys ready to roll again.

[twigs]

 

PC: ? Isn't that the LFC.TV presenter? I don't think she'd appreciate what you've done there boss!

BR: Ha, will you look at that, um, how'd that get there? That Pascoe is such a rascal eh?! Haha. Uh, no need to say anything to anyone Philippe ... let me move on to the next screen here ...

[Jairzinho]

 

BR: Well, Philippe, I'll be having the steak. Not a problem now with this beauties. Run along now.

[alonso14]

Carra's just thrown this pound at me, can we add that to the bid please?

[WhiskeyJar]

 

LS: Evil reds wont let me leave.

 

The face and thoughts of a worlds class football player.

[WhiskeyJar]

 

PC: ¿Estoy reemplazando Suarez infantiles o estamos comprando un delantero de reemplazo?

BR: You're it son; net spending and all that. Now here is what you do....

[Jairzinho]

 

Reporter - So, Brendan, do you use the computer to run through various tactical frameworks and keep track of the player's fitness levels?

 

BR - No, I'm actually mildly addicted to online bingo.